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I just need someone to speak to. How are you guys
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I'm about to finish my work shift
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>>38649943
ayy nice, what do you work as?
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>>38649841
I'm well anon I'm gonna rewatch gundam 00 with a friend and it's gonna be great because Gundam 00 is fucking SICK it's the best gundam au
how are you
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Virgin here.
Is sex all that great?
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>>38649835
Losing your virginity isn't actually all that great but consistently having sex is.
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>>38649835
yes it's amazing. use tinder to find an ugly fat slut so you can experience it.
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>>38649835
Yes, it's the best thing ever. Literally makes life worth living
How far have you gone to bait?
Been browsing r/e/d/d/i/t for a few months now to learn the culture and internalize it so i can piss of newfags that have been here not more than a year and think they're hot shit which is pretty much most of the posters now.
Get constant (you)s from newfags telling me to go back to redit
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>>38649826
You better be baiting nu/pol/ nigger. That place needs truckloads of chemo.
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Go back.
taylor victoria
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>>38649826
>heh I spent thousands of hours on reddit, but it was just to make fun of losers who go on reddit! heh, nothing personel
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Is prostate stuff gay? 2017-07-27 02:18:18 Post No.38649789
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You guys seem pretty gay, answer this question please.
Is prostate stuff gay?
Does it make it not gay if I imagine a futa doing it?
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>>38649789
Yep. Not as gay as chad railing you but still pretty fucking gay. Any other questions?
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>>38649789
>Is prostate stuff gay?
yes
>Does it make it not gay if I imagine a futa doing it?
yes
Doesn't mean you shouldn't do it if you don't want to.
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>>38649789
>That pic
How in the fuck does something like this even occur? Did some villagers think "I know how we can keep up with the times!" and build an irl facebook page to a deity?
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I've been jacking off at least 3 times a day since discovering masturbation as a kid, and it become 5 times a day when im not working or having classes
How fucked am I?
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how the fuck do you even feel anything?
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Imagine OPs deathgrib. He can probably crush the skulls of children.
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not at all? im pretty sure this is normal i do it 3-4 times a day morning, lunch break, shower and before bed
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Simple thread.
How big is your penis soft?
How big is it hard?
How do you feel about its size?
Does it affect your self esteem?
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She's a porn star named Lauren sanders btw
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>>38649709
11 cm soft
18.5cm hard.
I think my penis is average. But i dont know. average condom doesnt fit tho.
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>>38649709
>How big is your penis soft?
No idea
>How big is it hard?
12cm/4.7in
>How do you feel about its size?
Badly
>Does it affect your self esteem?
Yes
But even worse than size is that my dick is weirdly bent, and also has dry skin.
My dick is literally the worst part of my body.
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>accidentally brought my boyfriend's I-Pod Classic to a kick back instead of mine
>friend connects the I-Pod to a speaker and presses shuffle
>now everyone thinks I like music like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3NOD9Ln4VI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4j3vgFxbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7F_6SLuohs
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>>38649702
I unironically like the first two songs, they're pretty normie tier. What's so bad about them?
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>>38649745
After a certain age you got to stop listening to emotional music if you want to be taken seriously. There's no reason to unirionically listen to folk punk if you're out of highschool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ke15vPxS_w
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>>38649702
I have those songs in my playlist. Kill yourself roastie whore
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anyone want to be my fembot internet gf? I am;
>British
>NEET
>5'8
>caucasian
I don't really have any standards beyond don't ghost me and have a vagina (I am not into traps sorry)
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>>38649679
Sorry you seem nice but I'm only attracted to men 6' or taller, I can't help what I'm attracted to, and I don't think you'd want me to force myself to fake it.
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>>38649715
okay, well have a nice day
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I wonder how many times I could make this thread and not have any girls interested
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This is Kelly. She's super cute and was a valedictorian. She also licked clean some fat man's anus infront of a camera, deepthroated some other guys, got the videos uploaded to notable websites, and got caught selling drugs. She's also the little princess of a rich jewish banker, so she got away with everything. Had to drop the surname, though.
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This is Kelly's former teacher and current boss. Notice how she has an MA in Cinema Studies, a career as film and video curator, and is a pioneer in the field of electronic media preservation.
As a teacher, she's in charge of grooming promising artists; as an artist and curator, she's in constant communication with the people in charge of galleries and collections, but is also in need of more and more funding; as an important faculty member, she might be able to help her students with the other professors.
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She's kind of old news. Her porn debut caused a shock because she was a "good girl" seemingly at 18 years old.
It's been what, a decade now?
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>>38649600
Why hasn't anyone ever ruined her life by sending those videos to her employers and students?
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Fuck I hate my job so much. I hate everything about it. I hate getting up knowing I have to go there for 8-12 hours. I hate that my schedule always varies and can change on a daily basis. I hate my boss, I hate his boss, I hate my coworkers, and I hate customers most of all. I hate how everything I do is meaningless, because customers will ruin everything by the end of the day. Whether you succeed or fail, tomorrow you just have to start all over again anyway. There's no end.
Every minute I'm there I think about how it'd be so much better to be dead, and then I feel bad because I'm too scared to kill myself. I think about how on my day off I'll find some way out, find a new job, apply to some school, just find something I enjoy no matter what, but then a day off comes, and I spend it sad and anxious and scared, and the phone won't stop ringing because someone wants me to cover them.
When I was unemployed everyone looked down on me. Now they still look down on me because apparently I'm still not good enough for them. And I'm too scared to quit. There's no way out.
And traps are gay.
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whats it like? i just work at a diesel repair shop even though im bot a mechanic i do stuff on trucks some
ive always wondered how id do in retail and it makes me nervous knowing one day ill probably work at walmart or ingles
is ypur job hard or stressful?
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uhhhhhhhh
quit????
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>>38649664
It's not hard. There's always more to do so the work never ends and you're always, always behind. But it's not hard work. There's just so much of it. Especially in a small-box discount-retailer, when you have one or two people to run the store at once, each playing the role of cashier-stocker-janitor-loss prevention. All the while customers and corporate deriding you for not doing it well enough.
Stress varies between people. For me the stress comes from the fact I'm trapped here forever, doing what I hate. But the fact that there's no real consequence or end to your work will make some people relaxed.
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Do you think he's on nofap?
He seems way more confident lately. Like way more. Gives less and less of a fuck every time I see him
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>>38649579
Pyrocynical
yeah, really
I dunno if you haven't seen him in a while but all his videos are just him talking now.
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>>38649568
>he
show her boipucci
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Wow. That is absolutely the most annoying, punchable face I have ever seen in my life.
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Do you guys cook ? If yes post pics and stories. This time I was frying potatoes with a lot of oil in small bucket and almost set my kitchen on fire :-)
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>>38649515
Made chicken soup and some bread last night for dinner. The cold rise helped the bread stay fluffy but i under cooked it and it wasnt as crispy as id like. Soup was bretty gud though.
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>>38649613
Looks good anon. Also I wish i could bake some decent bread.
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I made this salad the other day. Nothing really fancy but it was delicious.
Last night I cooked soy ginger chicken thighs with fried rice. It was my first time making fried rice but both dishes came out really well. I wish I took some pics.
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>be me
>eating dinner with my japanese housemate
>pretty high
>watching CNN
>news commenter said something like "The chances of Trump succeeding with this are like a snowball's chance in... you-know-where"
>she wanted to say "a snowball's chance in hell"
>laugh about it
>housemate looks at me confused
>she barely speaks any English
>I try to explain to her why this is funny
>doesn't understand a word
>doesn't even know what "hell" means
>not only does she not know what the word means, she doesn't know about the mere concept of hell
>realize that even if she knew what hell was I'd have to explain to her what the idiom "a snowball's chance in hell" means
>realize after that I'd have to explain her that american tv is very prude and that it's funny for an outsider that a news commenter wouldn't even use the word "hell"
>give up
>we were literally eating spaghetti
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>>38649445
I actually Kek'd, thanks anon for the story
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>>38649445
Nothing about this is funny. Nothing about what you thought was funny was funny.
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>>38650287
Get a load of this guy. I, for one, thought it was funny, OP.
Why do servers get so upset when you don't tip? It's not the customer's job to pay employees.
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Basically
>You are payed less than minimum wage if your tips exceed minimum wage
>If you dont exceed minimum wage you are payed the difference
>Being paid minimum wage is not something you can live on
>Have to bust your balls putting in a ton of extra effort to keep every table happy for your entire shift
>Getting no tip basically means the last hour of work was for 2 dollars
Before you call me a buttmad waitercuck Ill let you know I fucking hate tipping culture and think employers should pay their employees a decent wage.
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>>38649443
Wow, what an astoundingly original piece of bait.
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>>38649513
>>Being paid minimum wage is not something you can live on
That sounds like an issue with state and federal legislation. tHere are tons of minimum wage workers but people don't tip all of them.
>>38649527
This isn't any sort of bait. I truly do not understand why people expect extra compensation at my expense for their work
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My dad screamed at me today for trying to pet my dog then 10 minutes later my dog was barking and he said "why don't you pet the thing dammit" idk how to feel
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>>38649430
Maybe you should fuck the dog
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>>>9gag
underage fag
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>>38649430
Maybe you should fuck the dad