I'm addicted to iced water. It's so refreshing, l can't get enough.
Stay that way. I'm addicted to soda and juice. Which is why I'm fat.
Fucking Ice Water shills, go away!
im addicted to fresh air, i inhale it pretty much every second of my day. its my guilty pleasure.
Anyone else manage to surprise themselves at how they somehow get even uglier every time they look in a mirror? No attractive female could ever look at me with anything but disgust.
You are not alone my robot
>>38655465
Yep same here. I tend to avoid mirrors.
Photographs are even worse, for me. I just want to die.
You can only post here if you:
>have no friends
>have no girlfriend
>have no education
>have no job
>have no money
>have never achieved anything
>have no future whatsoever
>>38655398
what if i have an education, but it's a degree in a worthless subject (english)?
wow, great thread op, quality content
>tfw have an education
Haha yes somebody I'm superior to, now I get to give you condescending unhelpful advice: u just gotta try bro :)
what do you have lads?
what has worked for you?
therapy? drugs? natural cures?
>>38655382
Being hurt enough to die inside and not care anymore.
>>38655382
Good old fashioned depression. Therapy never actually helped me, but antidepressants most certainly did. Can't wait to get back on them after the MDMA afterglow effect wears off.
>>38655382
Major depressive disorder, anxiety
opiates and alcohol although my digestive system has been fucked lately so now im not only in psychological pain but also physical pain. Think about ending it daily. So in that case idk if anything has really helped.
Would you rather be a feminine 5'5" with a 8-9x6-6.5" cock or a manly 6'3" with an average 5x5" cock?
get out please this is dumb
>>38655358
I'm choosing the feminine guy with 9x6.5 inch cock.
Tbh, Im not even looking for sex in a relationship. I just want affection so I'll go with the 6'3 height and 5x5 dick. I can always fap when Im feeling horny.
ITT: /r9k/ clothes
What kind of clothes do rowboats wear? I recently found this unused 80s work coat from my dad's closet. It's reaches almost down to my knees so it's some sort long coat type of thing. Depressing gray, ugly, looks like it was made in some communist hellhole, but it's pretty comfy. I don't really know what "work coat" means, but that's what the packaging said, and it seems to be made of very durable material. I've seen work jackets before, but those jackets were literally designed for construction workers, this coat is nothing like that.
Picture found online, but it's almost identical to the one I have. Looks kinda awkward when it's not on me, it's not as "baggy" looking when worn. There is no lining, so it's just a regular overcoat. When worn, it kinda hangs over me, which I think is a good thing. I'm over 6 foot and have slender body.
I'm not /fa/, but this coat makes me feel /fa/
>>38655320
Picture of the same coat from behind. As said before, these pics are from online, but the coat is almost identical to the one I have. I don't know what the belt thing on the back is. I guess it's making sure the back fabric doesn't "pop out" like they sometimes do. I kinda wish it was a regular belt that reaches all the way to front.
I wear clothes that I find in dumpsters.
I wear a boring shirt and maybe some pants during summer
>>38655411
What a fag
how do you guys hide your autistic hobbies from your parents if you even care?
I am a faggot that collects pokemon cards and i order them off ebay and they show up in handwritten envolopes in my mailbox.
my parents have just been laying them out for me to grab and havent asked anything but what do i say when they ask? Im thinking about saying i flip them on ebay.
Stop buying pokemon cards, faggot.
If you don't want your parents knowing, move the fuck out.
>>38655560
but i actually want to turn flipping into a hobby
>>38655697
So say you flip the cards for profit. Why do you think you have to hide/lie about it? Pokemon cards are cool anyways, make sure you send in any old, good condition cards in to get PSA graded for extra profit/collection value.
why do normies call any sentiment that's vaguely abstract "deep"? really grinds my gears, you know, as a true philosopher. in fact, I'd compare myself to the great Socrates, or even Diogenes.
>you will never live in a giant jar in a warm climate with all your dog bros
Why go on?
oh my god who actually says that YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?????!!!????
>>38655286
>you know, as a true philosopher. in fact, I'd compare myself to the great Socrates, or even Diogenes
Inwas onboard until here. Link me your essays or books on philosophy. As a novice though it does annoy me when normies jerk themselves off thinking they are deep.
How would /r9k/ want to die?
I want a major terrorist attack like 9/11 to happen and I will save as many people as possible then die in the process.
>>38655211
I want to be shot to death as I launch the nukes that will obliterate Africa and the Middle East
>>38655211
The answer is fucking obvious.
>kill as many roasties and stacies as possible
>become the next elliot rodger
>get shot by a chad cop
If this isn't how you want to die then you're not a real robot.
>>38655211
Wake up after being attacked by unknown assailants unharmed a few minor cuts and scrapes outside wonder home streets empty
not a soul nothing of the sort homes open bodies strewn about indoors finally get home or whats left realize that it is all over everything is over I'm alone and as the snowfall continues i gradually accept it and just idly sit around and stare off into the distance dying in the cold.
>wake up at 3am with awful stomach pain
>shit
>kill what looks like a tick near sink
>get back in bed
>go shit again
Is this it? Do I have lyme disease now?
I contracted lyme in August 2014 my life is ruined and it's starting to mess with my liver and kidneys.
More likely you were bit by a "lone star tick"; they're spreading across the US, and make people allergic to meat.
Try going vegetarian for a while.
I feel like I'm going to throw up as I sit here browsing. I will never go outside again if I don't die tonight.
>tfw no steam or discord master to bully and humiliate me and force me to cum on command like the worthless slut i am
>>38655150
>Bully and humiliate an anon because he said he liked it
>At the end he said he felt really bad because of it
>Logged off forever
>>38655193
t-that wont happen i promise, i love being bullied anon
>>38655150
Why does it matter? What will you do after you bust your nut? Are you only going to have them on your friends list when you feel horny? How is that a worthwhile relationship? Do you even care to get to know them? You people make me sick.
Post /sorrowcore/, movies/books/shows/manga/whatever that makes you want to kill yourself.
>>38655133
Thanks for reminding me to watch Ideon OP
NHK the novel makes me want to kill myself
Pic related made me feel awful. Good book but I don't know what I was supposed to get from it other than feeling shit about myself. Also what the fuck I was re-watching cowboy bebop for the first time in a while and I forgot how sad that show is
Spoilers ahead I guess for an anime from the 90s
>Ed leaving and Jet and Spike scoffing down eggs trying to fight their sadness
>Faye finally remembering her past and realizing that she has no home to return to and everyone she loved is long gone
>Faye trying to stop Spike from leaving on a suicide mission and breaking up the only home she has left. She's shooting her gun up the in air and sobbing as Spike leaves
>"Bang"
>"You're gonna carry that weight"
Seriously this show is heavy and I'm tearing up just thinking about it
All About Lily Chou-Chou is classic suicide-core
Seriously how the FUCK is this illegal?
I haven't smiled all day. I've just been looking at my computer and tv with a complete permanent scowl hating everything.
I took fucking literally the smallest amount of weed you can (resin) and i started laughing at jokes on tv. Like 9 hours straight of being pissed off at nothing and i laugh after 5 hits.
what the fuck this is what we need
>>38655132
>2017
>smoking resin
just kidding OP. good for you. most robots are afraid of weed because they associate drug use with normies.
>>38655153
yea weed seems more like a happy rainbow feeling to me but i get how its associated with social interaction and bad shit. I mean you have to buy it off a sketchy dude smoking a cigarette on a street every time.
>>38655132
Move to canada buddy, july 1st 2018
honestly who gives a fuck about finding a gf i just want a group of friends i can hang out with
>>38655015
And then once you attain that you will want a gf next
>Speaking from personal experience
gfs are irrelevant, get yourself attractive female friends who like to show off
I want a gf who can be my best friend
Unlikely, I know ;_;
Who /cry every day/ here?
I was convicted of violent felonies (of which I'm innocent) and went to prison for years
I cry myself to sleep every night and usually cry a few times a day
Can you tell me about this, Anon? How did the whole thing happen?
Man, is pic related referencing to what it is like in a jail cell? I can only imagine the true horror of being in prison solitary confinement...
>>38655010
Did you cry when you were in prison, or did you hold it in until you were finally free?