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>>38655914
You don't need to remind me OP I cry myself to sleep everynight.

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>>38655932
I know that feel. Just to be normal for once in my life. It'll never happen. That life wasn't selected for me. It's sad to know once I'm dead that's it. I truly have missed out on what so many take for granted.

Beaches are gross. Always covered in trash and washed-up kelp and driftwood and other gross stuff. It does suck that I missed out on normal people stuff, and that I'll die without ever experiencing normal people stuff. Got me there, mate.

>>38655893
Prove you're in Japan

I did the same thing. I was hoping Japan would be a fresh start for me, and though I managed to be more social than I'd normally be I still failed. That's when I realised there was nothing I could do. Social failure in one society, a social failure in all societies

>>38655929
Holy shit you are depressing. I'm going to go fucking kms now, thank you for the boost.

Did he change his middle name too?

>>38655949
No. W stands for Weston which Barb and Chris believes is proof of their royal heritage.

>>38655855
>>>/v/
oreganoli

>>38655835
>best way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu

Obligatory don't do it anon we care about you

But really if you're American just save $400 for a shotgun

Gun to the brain stem, shotgun to the roof of the mouth. Combining alcohol and drugs might be useful. Hanging is cheap and sure fire way, but be wary of having people find you. If you get resuscitated, you'll probably have brain damage from the oxygen deprivation. Hope this helped.

ignorance is bliss, anon
isnt it obvious?

what's wrong is that you're a stressed and anxious fucks who's liable to give himself dependency problems by self-medicating with booze

>>38655831
Do opioids

>>38655815
>What if I'll decide to escape from society and live in forest?

Do some research on people who have actually done that, most die young. Plus living in the wild isn't an escape its more work.

>>38655884
Ted kaczynski is still alive...

Bumperoooooooooodeedd

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>>38655744
>Do you like qt 3.14 Latinas?
Yes

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hell fucking yes i do, too bad half this board is too gay to appreciate them

>>38655790
anyone who doesn't like Latinas a pleb faggot

>>38655723
> imported strawberries

Having trouble with your garden?

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>>38655723
>Oh speaking of Stacy, she's actually waiting for me in the bedroom!
>No wonder why she chose me, an intellectual man

I actually I work only Fridays and Saturdays and have the rest of the week free.

stop eating like a fat fuck

>>38655729
When exactly should I stop eating?

>>38655729
Or get depressed and not eat at all

>>38655704
Step 1: Be attractive

Ah fuck I failed step 1...

By not being a raging sperglord neckbeard.

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>>38655770
I'm not though.

Originally serious. I can pass as a normie.

>>38655608
do you really think most modern women take any kind of moral high ground towards getting their gooshygooshywetwet pounded? literally lmao

high res pic
https://imgur.com/a/yVwmD

Has anybody ever tried this with a nigger?

Why not raised instead? Make it 30.

>>38655604
>wanting to fuck females past their prime

>>38655636
If I can't, why should anyone?

>>38655541
Oh, shut up and go outside. Little punk.

>>38655541
>tfw 20
>there's no longer any excuse
>21 is coming faster and faster
The way society handles its shit is wrong. They baby people all the way until 18 then it's "GET A FUCKING JOB, I'M KICKING YOU OUT IN ONE MONTH!" You have all the time in the world until you don't, then it's too late. They should be hard on kids to do shit cause that's the only time they get to learn how to navigate the whole adult nightmare.
>tfw there's trillions of little things you're supposed to know how to do that didn't come up until you turned 18
>tfw they don't teach this because you're a kid, then when you're 18 you're just supposed to know because all adults know

>>38655625
My exact thoughts. Everything is going too fucking fast since I turned 18, and if you complain the normies would just tell you to "grow up"

>>38655496
Jesus fucking christ I wish I was an ugly fembot right now.

I'm probably cuter than you, but would you bully me and buy me things even though I'm not average?

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>>38655506
wish you were one too, maybe next time

>>38655514
i don't really care if you're more or less cute than me. just need the girl to be fairly dumpy and ugly

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God damn it, fuck you OP. I'm phoneposting from the comforts of my bed.

>>38655490
Jesus Christ that should be illegal.

>>38655490
cawfgteen?