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>>38657682
I'm a 25 year old NEET. My younger teenage brother is more successful than I am.

24 year old need living with grandma. Younger sister is about to go to college and live in a nice dorm. Parents never even brought up college to me. Killing myself the day she goes as a final fuck you to my family.

24. KHV. No licence. Drug addict (former). I have no intention of ever amounting to anything.

I just want off the ride.

>>38657641
actually literally kill yourself

srs

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>>38657641
Bait aside, I think traps are so fucking sexy holy shit.
The guy in your pic even has cute feet. I literally want to lick the feet of a man. Kill me.

all fun and games until you see their man face

It's simple, really.
We cuck Jake Paul.

>>38657617
What's team 10?

>>38657757
really popular rap group in my community

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>>38657615
Suffering is more beautiful than happiness

>>38657615
l'm proud of you, anon

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>>38657615
Do it better. You can do it. Just believe in Kek, He'l show you the way.

she knows 1500 people.

>>38657592
and she chats with every single one of them regurally
i doubt it

>>38657582
It's the account of literally everyone she has ever met, you are too young to remember how people got over Facebook. If you said hi to someone twice you just had to add them.
Irl she knows like 3% of them

>>38657554
Stop spending so much time online and meet people irl that you have to look at in the face before talking about daddie cummies and other faggot shit
And I mean people not women or fags
The first time you try something like that you will feel all the shame you have been suppressing your entire life

>>38657554
Go out more, and I don't mean to the club

>>38657554
Why not just get boyfriends? Getting a boyfriend is much easier than getting a girlfriend.

>>38657541
What kind of feelings are you trying to suppress?

>>38657541

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcranial_magnetic_stimulation

or drugs like xanax and weed. knock yourself out mate

>>38657541
Cut off human contact for 10 years. In the end, you'll be dead or emotionally numb.

I want to die in a war.
I just want to have contributed to something.

>>38657623
Do you want to contribute something? Or do you want to make it look like you contributed something?

The real reasons wars are fought are never brought to the surface. If you can turn a blind eye to that, you're actually better off.

>>38657655
>Do you want to contribute something? Or do you want to make it look like you contributed something?
Preferably the former, but I'll settle with the latter.
I'm an expendable person, I was born to be cannon fodder.
I just want to die in a way that would let my family be proud of me.

>The real reasons wars are fought are never brought to the surface.
I know it's the kikes.

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>>38657495
kek, i do the same thing its ok cars and peds have become different entites in 2017 they not longer think of us as human as we occupy a human vehicle and not a motorised vehicle

>crosswalk on each block
>pedestrian decides to jaywalk across the middle of the street in busy traffic

This happens often in my town and I always scream obscenities at them while informing them of proper street crossing conduct

>>38657558
Fuck you, call the cops. See if I give a fuck.

>he doesn't have a poop jug in his room

Take the shit in your palm, then go out and smear it all over the TV

>>38657470
>he doesn't run the shower when people are nearby
>he doesn't create a steam poop sauna

Wew

It's a symptom of a sick society.

I want people to give me money to do things I'm already doing too

I don't have a social media presence though so no one would even see it to give me money in the first place

>>38657430

why? I legit thought the same

>>38657450

what if said money allowed you to quit job and do more of thing? (BTW I get like... 15-20 a month from it, just trying to figure out if i should keep it. I'm male fwiw)

>>38657389
No he's not he has a channel on YT
The one you posted is not on his channel though

>>38657389
No one fucking cares, you're not in high school anymore, you don't have to keep being a faggot, OP.
He was never a robot, let this die already.

>>38657504
How do I qualify for a robot again?

>>38657385

holy fuck is that the female version of reviewbrah?

why doesnt he become trap

Wow... girl reviewbrah is gorgeous

>>38657385
A single anon managed to fool reviewbrah into thinking he was being gangstalked, i'm sure a combined effort could lead him to question his own self identity and transition

>>38657380
Sounds like what I went through

Just do yourself a favor and cut off contact now

When the friendship dies down and you start drifting, move away from her. You'll only end up getting hurt. What you're describing is only going to end up being self-destructive.

>>38657426
I still talk to other chicks online and don't take it serious but dude I am so god damn alone and looking for someone to settle down with

I just want a girl with a doggo and our little apartment or place together and a little Christmas tree looking out at the snow cuddling by a warm fire cooking meals together never have to worry about cheating or breaking up just one of those permnanet couples

God damn it :'( it hurts so much I've had opportunities in the past to do this with irl girls in school now I'm trying with online girls and it won't work.

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>>38657379
he dies & his suffering ends. You live on & remember being bullied everyday & it ruins your life.

>>38657448
Not true anon I feel so much more powerful right now, holy fuck LMFAOO.
I'm literally feeling like god right now.

>>38657379
>it's another anon shit posts about his dream reality but gets 2 (you)'s and goes back to bed to wake up and realize his life is still shit and will never change