>be landscaping wagecuck
>see this in persons garden
what do?
Smash that fucking retarded frog.
Obviously, he's Kekestani. Moving or desecrating the frog would be incredibly culturally insensitive.
>>38659474
Steal it, obviously
>tfw black
>tfw 6x5.5 dick
can i die
I don't really have a tape measure, so I can't measure my girth but I'm about 5.8 inches or so in length. I'm supposed to be huge as a black man ffs.
>>38659455
>>38659630
I mean just from being black they might subconciously think of it as bigger than it actually is.
>>38659455
So now you're ugly AND you've got a small dick
Someday I will have a girlfriend and she we love me just the way I amNow that I've said it, how do I go about convincing myself of it?
You ought not do that because it's setting an unrealistic expectation, and that is not a good thing to live your life around. On the other hand it might give you increased hope and thus slightly decreased suffering if you actually can foolishly convince yourself of that.
>>38660584
>Love is unrealistic for you
Why you do me like this
i unironically believe this, OP. 23 year old khv btw.
Who else here /tripsvirgin/? I have been on this board for five years and have never gotten trips. It is intriuging because there is a 1% chance of getting trips for every post and I post at least ten times a day. 5 years = 1825 days = 18250 posts. That means there is a 0.00000055 chance of this happening. I must be cursed.
>>38659415
You're just not meant for greatness desu
>>38660011
nice dubs
orrrrrriginal
>>38659415
it's easy anon, lemme show you how it's done
>half of the threads in this board are about traps
We need a tranny hate thread and we need it Now bots
trannies are a jewish invention
>>38659346
At what point in there stupid little heads did they think that slicing up their genitals was a good idea?
>>38659346
What I don't understand is if a couple people are making bots to spam trap/BBC/cuck threads throughout the boards, why hasn't anybody made a bot that will spam those threads with random garbage? I know it's possible because of the god awful banana Meme that spread through /b/ in the ylyl threads.
post more examples
not gonna lie, the guy on the left is literally a 10/10 if I ever saw one
>ethnic
>10/10
I forget where I saw this image, but I remember coming to firm conclusion that the guy on the left was fathered by a different man that the guy on the right.
just a bee you'are selves
hypochondria
what do u currently have?
for me its meningitis
>>38659336
always cancer
ovarian cancer
(i'm skinny but i look 2 months pregnant. )
>>38659367
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Bored of shitty pseudoscience MBTI threads? How about taking a real test, the Levenson Self Report Psychopathy Scale. It serves as a pretty good metric if you answer it honestly. Post your results and talk about how edgy/non-edgy you are below.
My results:
Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.1. Primary psychopathy is the affective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations.
Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 3.2. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior.
You score for primary psychopathy was higher than 91.63% of people who have taken this test.
You score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 78.18% of people who have taken this test.
I'm 23 years old, been taking this test every now and then since age 18 and noticed my scores slowly decreasing.
>>38659311
forgot to post the link desu
http://personality-testing.info/tests/LSRP.php
>Not posting a link
This thread is destined for an early grave.
>>38659404
I'm just gonna repost it tomorrow with the link if it dies without going anywhere, every day until you like it :^)
Sup, faggots. There are a lot of gay threads on the board right now, and while some of us like them many people don't want their catalog filled with that stuff. I think we can compromise by trying to usually keep gay focused posts in a general. If you don't like threads about this topic you can easily hide the thread.
How does /r9k/ feel about gay hookup culture? I see so few people who want a relationship it makes me sad. I just want a cute boy to snuggle.
>>38659290
>I just want a cute boy to snuggle.
It'd be a lot nicer if more gay people were interested in nice, monogamous, romantic relationships, rather than just having sex and hooking up. It's hard enough to find a partner as it is, let alone one that wants a relationship beyond just fucking.
>>38659290
Gay hookup culture is gay, gay relationships are gay, OP you're gay.
>ITT we pretend to be reddit
Edit: Pedophilia is immoral and causes trauma xDDD
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub nihilism ami right?
fuck blonald drumpf
/r/jailbait was banned after /l/ was
Anyone here who's capable of fitting in with society, but doesn't want to? I'm not obese, I'm white, I'm attractive, I have a good job, I'm not autistic. I don't want a girlfriend, or wife, or children, or any more friends than the few I have. I don't want anything to do with society, I just want to be left alone with my hobbies and bros. I'm tired of being looked at like a cunt because I prefer not to socialize, as if I'm unimportant because I find meaning in things other than people.
Will I be lynched in the beta uprising or am I safe?
>>38659231
>normal
>robot
choose one
>>38659231
Why try to fit in with r9k, then, if you are not forced to be here?
>>38659267
curious in the life views of people who have ostracized themselves rather than shunned from society.
how does a robot control his erection at the beach?
>>38659228
By staying at home?
why would a robot be at the beach
shit thread
A robot can control a boner at the beach just in the same way he can control it in his home, at least in my point of view.
>wake up
>remember Donald Trump is president
>wake up
>turn on cnn
ahahahahahahahaha meme magic
>>38659225
I can't believe it worked either
>living in a world of dreams and memes
transcendental isn't it? I keep waiting for God or the extradimensional aliens that are watching the shitshow of human civilization to pull the plug and end this nonsense
>he had a crush on a Stacy/semi-Stacy during his school years
>he completely ignored average/below average girls, even that girl who was interested in him
>he actually had fantasies involving Stacy, including playing his favorite song for her in front of the entire school during graduation
>he regrets his stupid decisions even today
>he wants to go back in time to fix everything
>robots
Jokes on you I considered myself too pathetic to bother having a crush on any girl
>>38659215
loved bella, eloise loved me, haven't seen either since I was 10
>>38659224
But i bet that at least you liked a girl who was pounded by Chad right?
Why do women want to be chads #3 girl instead of my #1?
Because their #3 spot beats your #1 spot any day of the week?
Modern life, such as it is
>>38659217
But that means all the want is to be the off day cumrag, when they can be my cumrag, but also get everything else good you normally get from a relationship
Pic related is what this girl posted on Facebook awhile back