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What do you mean anon? I did it just fine.

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>>38660368
>America
If you have autism you can get autismbux.

Lots of other options for NEETbux, meng.

Dividends, rental income, index funds, take your pick

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>>38660348
I meant to use this photo but you get the idea

Not really. Transgenders and gender dysphoria have been around for a while.

>>38660961
>gender dysphoria has been around for a while
its certainly more common now though

>>38660343
Nah, there are people here in there 40s

Not even close. A sizeable percentage of posters are 30 or over. Many have also been here for more than 10 years. You're pretty much a newfag.

>>38660343
no lie I started browsing this site when I was 11 years old or so (cousin showed me the porn on it)

21 now. Surprisingly well adjusted for having been on this site for 10 years. I remember when there was no trap porn on /b/ :,)

the computer man

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>>38660341
good laddy

>be Asian
>be young and sweet
>be only 17
>baby I'm the dancing queen

>>38660336
>how can we save women
Easy there, Lohengrin.

>>38660336
>>38660336
>shilling this hard, and falseflagging too
Or on the off chance this is real
>being this cucked

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>alt right men
>girlfriends

Nice LARP, /pol/

>>38660326
Betas would have probably stopped existing already if they could be bred out.

Either way my brain will continue to exist for eternity when I'm a cyborg. No need for children in that case.

autistic chicks get laid daily and reproduce.
your theory is shit, friendo.

>>38660326
couples don't do anything worth talking about
half their time is wasted on kissy poo and associated cooties paraphernalia
only the comfortably single are fully capable of total societal contribution

Identified more with chloe because of the whole punk girl phase in high school.

>>38660557
>whole punk girl phase

Disgusting

>>38660277
its sjw horseshit

>>38660256
It's not inappropriate (maybe for children?) . Is your co worker a sjw?

>>38660256
Personally I think its cringe but in a work environment they can be pretty strict on this kind of thing. I've worked in a few offices where the wallpaper has to be Windows default or you'll get your ass kicked by management.

>>38660256
Riding a demon goat?
Not safe for work.

>>38660203
Foot fetish shit makes me want to fucking vomit.

>>38660203
Not those disgusting fucking heels and cracked skin.

>>38660227
Shit taste fampai

>>38660134
It's a shitty sort of feel

>muh legacy
none of that matters anyway if you're poor

More than ending my family name, I feel more guilty about not giving my parents grandkids. I always thought my well-adjusted sister would have that covered, but her and her husband don't seem to be very interested and love their dog like a child

>>38660078
Because all the cavemen with their ears on the top of their head became extinct after having their hearing blocked by rainwater falling in their ears

The sound of chewing goes through your bones though

>>38660078
>cavemen
>crisps
hhhhhmmmmm no

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This game got wrecked when it first came out.

I've got this on my shelf at my apt, ive been telling myself "today is the day I start my playthrough" but then I just go home and play csgo cause I know it, it's routine and comfortable. Also my genesis is kinda fucked, it loses video signal unless I wedge the cables in a certain way.

Is there any good games for ps4? I'm out of games to play and it's making me sad. I like fantasy rpgs but I don't like the witcher 3 is there anything else like it?

>>38660007
like fuck why not lol*

So, how long will the jobseekers cash last for you?

And, what's your annual gross?

I was on that for awhile, it was nice, but they can check up on you in the US. Was nice to have it though.

>>38660142
As i said, been on it for years. It's been on and off, on my longest at the moment. About 4 years.

They don't really care where i live because there isn't fuck all jobs where i live (small town). They literally say to me the same as i say to them "yep not much around at the moment".

I've done some volunteer/work for the dole stuff in between but it's ez.

Not gonna say how much i make but it covers rent and alcohol etc and i'm an alcoholic.

>>38659998
How do you buy something like that and now feel deep shame for the rest of your life?

>>38659998

Anyone who thinks that shit even comes close to substituting for a real women has obviously never been with a real woman.

>>38660009
What's the big deal? I pity the man who is content with standard, unassisted masturbation.

>>38659887
>Second semester rolls around, by this time, Eric is the official mascot of my usual gang of weed-enthusiats
>I get ripped on for keeping him around because he's kind of a square but everybody sort of sees what I'm trying to do, which is cool him up a little bit, people sort of feel bad for him
>He won't party or anything, but he chills with us when we smoke and plays vidya with me until I pass out from dope and cough syrup and vodka
>One day when we're all fucking around in my room, he introduces us to Stephanie
>I immediately notice three things;
>1) She is a huge weeaboo,
>2) She is a little 95 pound girl with a tight butt and perky tits, but is a total butterface, hence why she is dating Eric
>3) She's staring into my eyes like she wants my cock badly, the FIRST day at our school
>We all do our usual Friday routine which is like six people and Eric getting fucked up and playing vidya
>My friends could barely contain their laughter that night because they were seeing the way she looked at me and talked to ONLY ME AND NOT ERIC and they knew she came over specifically to fug Chad
>Eric goes back to his room after a few hours, we're all belligerent by this point, except for Stephanie and Eric who don't drink or smoke
>Stephanie says she's going to stay behind and hang out
>Eric nervously agrees because she's her own woman and he trusts her, being the absolute abused naive beta he is
>Stephanie obviously wears the pants in the relationship
>Stephanie waits until like 3 am when everyone is gone and it's just me and her talking
>She's dressed like a total whore for me tonight, fishnets, plaid skirt, black and red corset with a little heart cut out around her cleavage, the whole nine yards
>I'm stoned as fuck at this point, like so high out of my gourd I'm actually playing Nazis with her and dying repeatedly while listening to her life's story and being genuinely interested
>She starts talking about her favorite anime and Eric and how nice he is

Continue?

>>38659887
Cont? Also that girl in the pic has burger nipples.

>>38659897
>Then, not even lying, she autistically blurts out and asks me what kind of porn I like
>I say I'll tell her if she tells me
>Unsurprisingly she's into hentai and yaoi and Eric is super religious and sexually repressed so he won't watch it with her or anything
>I tell her I like some of that stuff too I guess, never seen much of it, which as Eric could tell you from seeing my computer history is an out-and-out lie
>Yeah Chad it's pretty cool we should pull some up on your laptop I have an account on this one site
>We look at hentai together for awhile
>That's noyce Stephanie, welp I'm about to go to bed since I'm high as fuck
>But I'm having fun Chad, I never get to play video games
>Well Steph, that's fine you can keep playing but ima pass out
>Thanks Chad you're really cool
>Our eyes meet and we immediately start making out, I take her controller so we don't die
>A movie of a blue-haired chick getting fucked by a minotaur is playing on the table
>She does not hesitate to jump in my recliner and grind my dick and kiss me while I'm holding X to repair windows on round twenty-something
>I'm showing her that Nazi Zombies takes priority over her slut ass, and it only makes her work harder
>She takes my shirt off and kisses my chest and my abs, pausing only to watch japanese drawn pornography for a few seconds before hungrily munching on me
>Eventually when I pay no attention and hit my bong, she pulls my jeans down and starts blowing me, she can hardly fit my head in her mouth but eventually she starts deepthroating me trying to get me to notice her
>I can't lie, Chads, at this point I'm pretty turned on because she's not by any means hot in the face, but she's working hard for it, obviously mimicking porn with her technique
>Her eye makeup is running from her tearing up while slobbing my knob and she's licking my balls and fingering my butt
>She's doing nasty ass shit like gurgling when my testes are in her mouth and spitting on my paynus