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We may be autistic for coming to 4chan but we're not autistic enough to have those

You have to be 18 or older to be on this website.

nice underage hands

i give you a maximum of 15 years old

leave please

only if you're a fucking cuck who lets it happen desu

>>38664131
No. It's just another sour grapes meme created so that robots don't have to confront the uncomfortable truth. The vast majority of girls these days pay their own way and split the bill

>>38664161
Even if you have a girlfriend who isn't an entitled whore who expects to be showered with gifts and dinners and shit, it can still be pretty taxing on your bank account because you are supposed to do things together. Hanging out on the couch and watching tv can only get you so far, you do have to spend your money fairly regularly.

>>38664113
>a*ses
lmao

>>38664113

I don't come here because it's cool or edgy, maybe that's why you do or he (?) did. I come here because I hate forums or any site with a point system, but still want to share and view differing opinions. I feel as though this site allows for the best experience to do so because the 'bad' posts aren't hidden away or deleted, you just have to deal with them like a normal person.

>>38664290

And to jerk off, I almost forgot that one. But I also use Tumblr and reddit for that too.

Very low. Places that look for low level workers usually don't give a shit about references

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i woulda put my friends number to vouch for me if i had any frienda

>have an interview at a pizza place in an hour
>sperging all around, put down a bunch of fake references and gloated about bullshit qualifications like philosophy, don't even remember half of them.

Fucking hold me bros.

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>>38664051
I will be your friend little froggo

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>so anon what did you do this weekend?
<larpd an autistic frog on 4chan

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>>38664094
>>38664133
YE E E FRENS

>>38664036
almost all the music i listen to. If i showed any normie they'd call me depressed and ask me if i need help.

im a rocker to the bone but I really dig perfume's level 3 album

i listen to dubstep

>>38663971
>those tiny balls
HHHAAAHAHAHA

>>38664022
dicklet cope 101

>>38663971
Pretty gud. Try and avoid capturing your saggy balls in the picture though anon

>>38663947
You have to source this

>>38664815
It's in the filename anon.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57023475

4chan x immediately links to pixiv.

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>It's another you meet a person and fall in love, but they end up leaving you dream.
>It's another hitting on a person dream and they return your feelings.
>It's another you meet the person of your dreams but they end up leaving you for unknown reasons.
And finally.
>It's another wake up and feel like shit morning.

Get off /pol/. Join a recreational sports club.

>>38663896
by realizing that this concept of degeneracy is actually based on Hinduism(kali yuga) and completely fictional

>>38663896
Honestly stop giving a shit about other people's bullshit opinions.

IM A REDDITOR AND PROUD
/R9K/ IS NOW REDDIT 2.0

Same.
But is it wise to come out in the open like this?
It would ruin the fun.

Unless we pretend we're only posting this "ironically"

take this inpolite sage even if you are just a prankster

weed because i have a habit of never wanting to be sober, and if its anything else it would kill me with how much i consume to escape
I've tried a ton of shit, but weed is the only thing I can handle to do everyday

caffeine is pretty much the only stimulant i use

>>38663929
Have you ever considered to just not fucking do drugs?

read, draw, write, play games, enjoy tv, listen to music, lots of things but now none of these things are pleasurable
thx depression u the real mvp.

I used to draw comics with a friend. Made it into the school newspaper so I guess that's something.

like myself

by that she meant all your garments
you would have been made to air your nurse-impregnating-equipment one way or another

She won't remember your dick. She will remember that you were shy about it.

>>38663745
You should have told her you weren't wearing any underwear you fuckin idiot
She would have gotten you a towel or a gown to cover yourself

>>38663718
https://soundcloud.com/bulai-bogdan

Everything I have written for piano over the years. I stopped doing that about a year ago because too few people seem to appreciate or I'm either bad at it.

>>38663759

Listening to the last march now I like it anon very fancy

What do you think of OPs track its me

>>38663782
Pretty nice. Could be better if you sung a little louder so you would be heard better over the instrumental. The instrumental should be the "background", not the voice.

>>38663709
they've redpilled themselves meaning they've fallen into their own delusions, the biggest redpill is to enjoy life and conform to the modern society and become the ultimate chad

>>38663709
I blame the toxic culture of 4chan.
Unironically a bad site t.b.h. f.a.m.

I only come here 4 cheap laughs

>>38663709

because reality isnt sunshine and lollipops