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Fembots, why wouldn't you give this guy a chance?

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Hi /r9k/, this is a review of the board /mu/.

Board reviews might seem odd, but I'm trying to broaden my reviews. /mu/ is one of the worst boards on the site. Not worst in the sense like /b/, where they're just pure garbage that needs to be deleted. /mu/ is worst in the sense that it's useless and offers nothing. Music is typically talked about on other boards, there's really no reason to have a whole board dedicated to it, but even past that no real discussion happens on /mu/. /mu/'s threads typically compose of memes, album covers, "how do i become an rapper????", porn threads, and people screaming random lyrics from songs. It's very obvious that the majority of /mu/'s population is underage. The music they claim as good is typically modern normie-core stuff or edgy teen drama music, of which- as you guessed -they claim to relate to. Sometimes they even exclaim attraction towards very old songs. It kind of reminds me of those youtube comments where the kids say they were born in the wrong generation. As far as discussion goes, it's practically nonexistent, but maybe that's for the better as the discussion that does happen is basically just "this rapper is god tier" "all they say is nigger" "shut the fuck up, you don't know music". I don't mean to offend any /mu/posters, but the board is in short, just a thinly veiled place for instagram dropouts to hangout with each other. If you were truly interested in discussing music, I'd recommend just making the thread on a different board.

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Is this the ultimate stacy?
67 moons orbiting.

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>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who unironically visits reddit regularly.
just fucking nuke this entire board pls

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>Croatian
>parents force me to go with them to vacation
>my cousins go party daily
>forced to go with them
>my cousins pull hot birches daily
>not a single one even looks at me while they playfully check my Chad cousins out
>sit down with my 3 Chad cousins and their freshly pulled hoes
>they flirt
>I sit down just being quiet
>basically fully ignored
>get bored
>fuck it and fire up Drastic and play some pokemon
>after like 5 minutes my cousin asks me what I'm doing
>checks out my screen
>jebemti maiko is that pokemon
>10/10 blonde hrvatska goddess looks at me and starts laughing
>other goddess asks me if I'm not to old to play child games
>third Stacy says to leave me alone he seem like a lonely person
>cousins keep joking whole night about pokemon and me
>time. Skip right now
>cousins getting ready to go out
>I sit here thinking about how to survive this night


Help me brothers

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In an 18 year old and feel like a failure. Ive had a job, I've saved up money, ive had a good internship. I'm going to college with free tuition because of scholarships, and yet I feel so depressed. Other people my age are partying and what not, and I feel so alone. I dont have any friends and I hate my life. What can I do to change this?

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Are there any men here who sit down to pee? We don't need to be afraid anymore. It's okay. Let's join together and talk about some of the struggles we face in our daily lives.

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Convince me why I shouldn't move in to a barrio and get a qt mexiwife.

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Running out of Amber Leaf edition.

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would you wear this shirt in public? I'm about to buy one.

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Should i tell my bf my real number?

I was a huge slut in high school. I was young and stupid and easily manipulated and regret every fuck i had. When i met my bf freshmen year i realized what true love was. We never spoke about our pasts but he made a remark a few hours ago in response to one of our friends that she was a 'massive slut' and that he though she was gross. I told him it was unfair to judge her becuase you nevre know what it's like to be someone else but he said she had to live with her choices. Now i'm tormented by the thought he would think less of me if he knew my foolish past. What should i do?

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Hi /r9k/, this is a review of the cereal "Fruity Pebbles".

Normally, I wouldn't review food because taste is subjective, but I've got a bone to pick with Fruity Pebbles and it doesn't regard taste. First off, lemme say that I do like Fruity Pebbles and have been eating them since I was a kid, taste isn't the issue here. You see, most cereal bits are either big or thick, that way when you put your spoon in the bowl, you can easily scoop up a handful. Take Cheerios for example. Fruit Pebbles however are both small and thin. This means that they often stick to the bottom of the bowl, leaving you to waste your time trying to scoop them all up. The closer you get to finishing the bowl, the more of an issue this becomes. You WILL end up wasting a ridiculous amount of time trying to get every last bit. Eventually, I got so tired of this that I began to just drink the milk out of the bowl with the cereal bits still in there and just swallow them alongside the milk. Sometimes however, when I get near the end of the bowl, I just stop completely because I don't feel like going through either trouble. It may not seem like such a big deal but you have to try the cereal yourself to see just what I'm talking about. Fruity Pebbles aren't bad and I'll continue to eat them, but if I had to recommend a fruit flavored cereal that doesn't have this problem, I'd probably just recommend something like Froot Loops.

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Anyone here have tinnitus?

Try pushing your lower jaw back, does the pitch of the tinnitus go up for you? wtf

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You walk into the pawn shop and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

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tell me how fucked I am
>driving home from uni
>pet shop closing down
>giving out 99% off animals and shit
>get like 7 tarantulas for $10
>realize I dont know what to do with them
>get home
>put their cages in the grass and take my backpack inside house first
>storm a comin
>wind knocks over cages
>hear it
>run out
>5/7 spideys got loose
>ran off into the sunset
>take the remaining 2 to room
>lids were open
>they chose to stay
>do homework vidya and drink to forget
>days later
>kid crying outside
>parents coddled around her
>amberlamps in bound
>she says a big spider bit her
>emt says tarantula
>texas so not that uncommon
>never found the spider perpetrator
>theyre still at large
>gizmo and goblin shuffle around when ones near at night
>freak out when I think something touches my leg
>dont know if spiders were boys or girls
>mfw I might have unleashed a pandemic