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Oh yeah and post names! Girl in Op's pic is named Ally Carty.

This roasty's name is McKenna macherone

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Sarah Decker

>>38666725
HOW can girls complain about being treated like sex objects when they take pictures like this? is it possible that they genuinely do not understand the sexual attraction to them?
someone please explain

>>38666626
ats how they turn people into an hero bombers

>>38666626
kys already cuck scum

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>>38666626
That feel when I now have gf for the first time at 27. I am now a normie

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>>38666524
>WHY I AM 1.70M

lol

>tfw 165cm
no hope

>>38666739

At least you can become a qt trap and find a robot who will love you forever

>>38666513
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
What youse tryin' to say is
*rolls up sleeves*
What you white bois is saying
*breathes heavily through gaped teeth*
That we niggas can
*pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline*
That we can like get sum
*snorts loudly through huge nostrils*
Get sum of that you saying that
*holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice*
Some finna
*eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank*
Hol up so u be sayin is
*licks teeth and grins*
That this little white gurl hurr

AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu.nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA

This is exactly why we need to build a wall and kick all trannies out of the military

Gas chambers are a myth anon.
How could a wooden door hold in invisible poison gas?
How could the poison gas get hot enough to evaporate in a freezing concrete room full of a hundred """people""" in the middle of Poleland?
Why didn't they just hold their breath?

Liberals never answer these questions.

>>38666475
Yeah, but it's only a 6 or so. Maybe a 7 if you're drunk.

>>38666506
>it's only a 6

More like a 3, looks like fucking boy.

>>38666539
>looks like fucking boy
Nah, that's just the angle and your shitty eyesight.

>>38666386
only gay if she doesn't say "no homo"

>>38666386
no, only if the strapon-dildo is penis-shaped

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>>38666386
>implying a man doing that would make it gay.
Not how it works bro

>>38666255
Post more pics I need them for grindr catfishing

>>38666277
Only if you tell me I'm cute, valuable and important (in your own words!) and that I will have a gf who loves me one day.

pls respond !!!!!!!!11

You can tell from his facial structure that he's quite handsome and just overweight.

Plus she's probably cheating on him.

>>38666219
>dating a porn star

Fucking disgusting. What a dumb fucking nigger

>not doing porn anymore
>so she's desirable now

God, just fuck off. At least try.

the period when i was feeling suicidal i always thought this and never failed to at least stall up

before ending it all, when you rellay think theres nothing to lose, try it ALL. from trying to achieve your dreams, to go volunteering (talking about good things) or dont give a shit about anyone and try drugs, waste yourself(and others if u like) and shit.

when you will have the strenght to kys, just use it to let go of every boundry you ever had, and start a life AGAIN

>>38666293
>lost all my will in life
>stopped caring about my past failures
>stopped caring about cringing at myself
>just wanted to live my life
>end up falling into complete apathy because my mind works in extremes
>can no longer enjoy anything, even the things i used to
>anything i try I end up shaking my head at physically and leave it ASAP
>do this with games I try to boot up
>music
>movies
>various irl situations
>apathy is just getting worse and worse
>feeling of suicide growing stronger everyday

>>38666400
I can't really say I understand, bc I havent been in such situation before, but i think i know this rock bottom feeling. i think you should at least try pshychedelics, it relly rewires your brain and can change a lot your mood and personality... either way it cant go worse am i right?

if you REALLY think you cant have this anymore, i suggest you to check out a very useful website ( lostallhope.com ) and wish you the best of luck

Anonymous 07/27/17(Thu)22:26:31 No.38666101 >>38666101
I fucking love these drawings

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>>38666155
u could make a thread about sharing those bc this thred is dead already anyway

>>38666615
rip you Anon

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why are you asking this in r9k? what do we know, pls leave.

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I don't know but that looks like a pig's ass

They don't feel any better but they look and smell a lot better

>>38666063
I'm filling requests on empornium and then spend the bounty on my own requests to obscure clips4sale scene.

Took a trip to the shop this morning, got back just before it started raining, I could bear the rain beating down on the conservatory roof as I slowly drifted off to sleep on my luxurious sofa. On waking I had a nice egg mayo baguette, hand made of course, then sat down for a few episodes of the man in the high castle, a bit of the Telltale walking dead series, followed by pizza and beer. I then wrote a short chapter in my book and retired back to the sofa

Ahhh I'm so depressed, I wish I had a wife and kids to kill my spirit and drain my resources enough to get a 9-5 job

>>38666063
>26
>been at parents' for over a year
>dad is completely unbearable most of the time
>already went down to the coast for a month earlier this year to work for change, and hang out with friend down there
>about to leave and go north
I'm sure I'll find a job up there too.

>tfw too depressed to improve my life or be a respectable stable adult

>>38665994
Find a girl who's willing to be friends with benefits. It's actually easier than getting a gf.

>convenient excuse to avoid accepting that he's simply not desirable and couldn't get laid even if he wanted to

>>38665994
join the tinder wave and lower your standards

I'm jealous. They're even more NEET than me and won't fucking leave me alone.

>>38665921
>parents leave for 10 hours and you revert to behaving like a man removed from civilization to a desert island
wew lad

>>38665921
I do stuff like this when I'm alone, going on 24 in a week too

>>38665898
>perfectly legal to date a 12 year old at 17
Pretty sure you can still commit "lewd and lascivious conduct with a minor" even if you yourself are a minor. Or if not that, then there's something on the books that could be thrown at you. The law finds a way to punish people for things of which society strongly disapproves.

2 years ago she didn't even have hit puberty, so it was pointless anyway

you can legally date at any age retard, it's the fornication part that's illegal