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>this is a 5/10 in the United States of America
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>>38673827
Maybe for black men. That is a 1/10 for white American males. That 3/10 guy is dating her probably she is a rich actress which she is.
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>>38673853
>3/10
Really?

Isn't the dude way more attractive than that?
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>>38673853
that guy would be like a 6-7 if he worked out

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How do you look a girl in the face and tell her, "I love you," knowing what she's done in her past?
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>>38673817
at this point, i'm so desperate I wouldn't even care
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>>38673817

You replace that cum with your own
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>>38673848
The other guy's cum will always be part of her until she transfers his DNA into a son.

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Who else goes to bed at night hoping they wont wake up?
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Why don't you wanna wake up Anon?
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>>38673818
My life will continue if I do
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>>38673854
No wonder you don't wanna wake up, you're a shitty person. No one probably wants to associate with you.

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I'll start

>be me
>working customer assistance for mercedes
>basically clients call us when their car/truck breaks down, we get info and send a repair guy
>the building I work in (called the CAC) has multiple rooms, one for each nationality
>german room, britbong room, etc, almost all of the customer service for Mercedes in Europe goes through this building
>for smaller countries we don't have a room in the building so we call the mercedes HQ in the country
>this includes romania
>im baguettefag so i work in the french room
>lots of romanian truck drivers pass through france
>they don't speak a word of french or english so we always have to call Mercedes Romania
>you can distinctively hear their phones are shit, must be some old shit from the 90s/early 2000s
>here in the CAC we have pretty nice conditions and people still quit every week because Daimler dont give ashit about low level employees
>can only imagine what its like to work in the Mercedes Romania building
>90% of the time the same guy answers
>his name is sergei, thick accent but understandable
>i think sergei never goes home
>occasionally work nights, its always sergei who answers
>during the day, always sergei who answers
>he has the most tired voice I ever heard
>often do conference calls with french mechanics (french ppl cant speak english for shit), romanian driver (same shit), me and sergei (we translate)
>after he deals with the romanian drivers bullshit he sounds even more tired (they always try to pull some crap, or they dont have the right papers, or they have a truck from 2005 that is shot to hell and rusted everywhere)
>it's more than an exhausted kind of tired, like tired of everything
>hope he's ok

vacation time, go to France for two weeks, come back

>romanian truck driver
>call mercedes romania, wonder how sergei is doing
>"yes its andrei from mercedes benz romania"
>not that weird, sometimes we get a different guy
>as i said, its sergei 90% of the time

cont.
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you better fucking continue this shit right NOW OP
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reeeeeee hurry up OP u faggot i'm loosing my boner
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next morning, go to work

>have to call mercedes romania 4 times today
>fucking romanian truck drivers man
>never get sergei
>this goes on all week
>on average I call romania twice a day, never get sergei
>figure he must finally have got vacation time
>next week, no sergei
>the week after, no sergei
>i worry a little, i miss his thick accent, it was funny to listen to
>andrei speaks perfect english, fuck that guy

finally get sergei on the phone a few days into the third week

>he sounds even more tired than usual
>i ask him how was his vacation
>doesnt give a shit, doesnt even answer, ask me for details of the garage
>good old sergei
>i start giving him the info
>phone hangs up
>figure its their shitty lines, try calling back
>goes to voicemail
>goes to voicemail2
>voicemail a third time, almost the end of my shift so not my problem anymore, I send the task to a colleague

And this is the last I ever heard of Sergei. I worked here for three more months before I moved. Never got Sergei on the phone again despite calling Mercedes Romania almost every shift. I really hope he just decided this shitty job was enough, hung up and quit on the spot, but he sounded genuinely suicidal sometimes.

Godspeed, Sergei. hope you're ok bro

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>finally have a chance to hang out with my guy friend who I haven't visited in 3 months
>he doesn't like large social events so I don't invite him much to parties I'm attending
>want to have a nice dinner alone with him
>boyfriend insists on going along with us
>can't ask for some alone time because boyfriend is paying for our dinner
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>>38673649
Fuck you, cunt

>inb4 it's bait, mate
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>>38673649
why is your bf the only one in this situation with any discretionary income?
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>>38673649
Huh?? Just fuck your friend and your boyfriend at the same time.

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>psychiatrist prescribed zoloft
>took first pill today
>already feeling it FUCK
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what is that feeling that you feel?
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How is it? I might be getting some but I am scared of side effects.
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>>38673645
Zoloft will break you anon.

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>yfw the 2010s

We haven't had a decade this shitty in a long time and it's only getting worse. How bad do you think the 2020s will be?
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It can only go uphill from here.
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>>38673599
I know, right?
A decade this shitty hasn't happened since the 2000s.
Almost as bad as the 90s.
Don't get me started on the shitpile of the 80s.
Pretty optimistic about the 2020s.
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in 2020 I'll be voting Trump for a second time

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>he doesn't eat ass
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>>38673592
I do eat ass. Just not ugly asses like that. I hate outtie assholes. They're disgusting.
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I only eat Asian ass
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>>38673592
No but I'm jerking off to this picture

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Fucked up sleep schedule edition.
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Still waiting for the leaving cert results, I can't handle the wait
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>>38673642
What are you hoping to do in university?

>tfw got 230 points
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>>38673667
Computer Science. Although now I'm honestly not even sure if I want to do that. The best part of college for me would hopefully be the socialising, which I was never good at before but I had a good time at graduation night so there should be some hope for me.
I'm mostly just nervous about whether I passed 6 subjects or not. I didn't do much study during the LC, certainly not the ludicrous 6 hours per night that the year head was always going on about. More like about an hour for one subject, half an hour for another and nothing for any of the rest.

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I'm a 20 year old virgin white girl (girl) and I'm here to say, you all need Jesus. Why aren't you a devoted man of the faith, robots? Jesus died for your sins and you will die alone without Jesus. You have become misguided in your journey through life, join us. There are plenty of lonely young devoted ladies looking for a nice man of faith to marry. Don't let the Atheist propaganda sway you from happiness. Join us.
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Religion is for dumb people, fuck religion.
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>>38673550
I like fapping too much. My mom says I'd make a great priest.
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>>38673550
Bless you OP, doing Gods work

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFoBaTkPgco
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MAN DOWN
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>>38673596
where ya from
nigguh
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>>38673519
1 response to this

women want the manned up

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why the fuck are there 2 """fembot""" threads with a bunch of beta orbiters posting on them.
stop fucking bumping these threads, retards. jesus christ

report and hide
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>>38673511
They're not gonna stop until it becomes a bannable offense.
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>>38673522
It needs to fast, why do they come here to circlejerk about random bitches? What is there to even talk about?
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>>38673511
Thirsty nu-males thinking that femwhore is gonna have sex with them if they defend her and talk about her.

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How do you feel about stalker girls, /r9k/? Like girls that are so attracted to you that they stalk you?
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wish I had one

ps. oregano
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>>38673465
>How do you feel about stalker girls
how do i acquire one
does it involve leaving the house
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Extremely rare and much more common in anime than real life

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Help
Can't sleep
Need advice as I need to get rest big day tomorrow
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Just choose to go to sleep. Use your free will.

Nobody is holding a gun to your head keeping you awake. You are not being coerced.

Whether you sleep or stay awake is up to you.
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>>38673504
Lying in bed
Been there for 5 hours trying
Staring at selling but still no sleep
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take some nyquil, or some benadyl, thatll help. looking at screens before bed is bad too, so try and just focus on getting to sleep as quick as possible instead of being on 4chan

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Surprise Birthday, Anon!
Happy Birthday!
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>>38673404
I don't know any of you. Did my mom hire you? Do you even know my name? I'm leaving
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>>38673419
>aww man, I wanted to give you your first lapdance too :(, guess I'll just call Chad and Tyrone to celebrate with us instead
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>>38673404

Who the fuck are you??

If you dont get the fuck out im gonna call the police

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