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no one got paid this week? or at least laid?

>>38675054

i like to cut up the chocolate cigars i find in the toilet before i try them they always have a bitter scent but taste rich and pure when they have blood clots in them oh god yesss

>>38675054
Do you want to share the wealth OP?

>>38675023
So... girls CAN be robots?

>>38675023
>And then the bed started squeaking

>>38675023
Is this happening as we speak?

Record it, any proof you can, even just a picture of their feet.

>>38674989
I was the same for most of my life but recently I pick up strange numbers just to fuck with the person on the other side... revenge for bothering me.

I hate it too, I always try to use email instead of text/call if possible. For random numbers I just have my phone on blocking mode 24/7 for any number that isnt in my contacts

Try this.

>answer phone
>say hello
>if they are looking for you they will ask if it is you
>Is this Anon?
>then you say no and hang up

Even if they have the right number tell them it is wrong and hang up.

How do I get a gf though? And how do we get these beta drones to stop giving these sloots attention?

>>38674980
>"social media has destroyed women"

he posts on a social media site full of orbiter scum. why don't you go be a mennonite then anon?

>>38675008
>4chan
>Social media

Go back to R eddit

The sun is killing white people. that's how you know whites are not superior. sorry whiteys. this isn't our fault.

>poorly
Learn your own fucking language retard

She's fine stop making white women insecure.

you have to like people first
also being a NEET is harder because of rent and everything else costs more

Need to have a job lined up first

>>38674938
>why the fuck do you guys not want to live in a big city?

but I do but how am I supposed to afford that bullshit ?

>can't eat dairy

You need to absorb some of my lactose tolerant DNA, my Asian memer.

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>>38674880
>have bad acne
>breakouts are worse when i smoke
>get a break out
>stressed out
>smoke

haha take that me

>feel suicidally depressed when tired
>cucked by life into being a wagie
>feel decent at work, exhausted when I clock out
>i should go to bed
>stop by the liquor store and pick up an energy drink so I can be productive
>waste my night, stay up until 3 AM
>get up, do it again
>constantly in a state of exhaustion and suicidality or a restless caffeinated mess
>never really get anything done

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>>38674832
equip blue helmet (+90 defense)

>>38674832
why the fuck does he look like Neville from NFS Carbon

> unsheath my Albion.
> your sword cracks at the sight of my 6150 high carbon steel blade tempered to perfection.

Heh, don't bring a cold steel to a Albion fight kid.

Funny how the republicans voted to repeal Obamacare dozens and dozens of times over the last several years back when they knew it couldn't pass the senate or would be vetoed by Obama. That's now been proven to have been nothing but political theatre. They could have spent the last seven years developing a health care plan that they were actually proud of and could actually have the conviction to stand behind. Instead they just talked about it, apparently assuming the day would never come where they actually were expected to govern.

This country is just going to the dogs and honestly it makes me sad.

>>38674807
Because their healthcare bill fucking sucks and their reps will vote them out in the midterms if they actually implement it. There's plenty to criticize about the obamacare, but it's less shit than what they're fronting

you know. i dont want it to pass either but you keep saying that your gonna fucking jinx yourself. dems are so fucking arrogant and cocky. they have a year and a half guaranteed of total rule to figure it out (its really 3 and a half because dems are total shit) keep telling yourself he wont get anything done though when your own party has fucking zero power to do shit about shit

>>38674783
i mean the anime was MUCH better but i still like it a lot

>>38674783
This is so low it can't even count as bait?

>>38674783
Have you seen the original movie?

>>38674675
People point and laugh at my mantits. I have acne. Need I go on?

>>38674726
>Need I go on?
yeah sure go ahead

>>38674745
I have greasy skin all over. It looks like I'm wearing sunscreen but I'm not. I have patchy facial hair and hair all over my body. It's like someone did a poor job of shaving a sasquach. I have bad teeth and bath breath even though I brush twice a day, floss and use mouth wash. My legs are bowed and my back is hunched. I look like some ogre climbed on my back and fucked me so hard I hunched over and my legs gave out. More?

She didn't really have a boyfriend you dumb cunt.

Lmao she thought you were creepy. But keep at it and you'll develop that skillset OP

Dont pay attention to the other negative posters op, you did well and better than any of them

no, vaginas are gross

>>38674569
I mean, they feel good to be inside, but you're going to be hard-pressed to find an "aesthetic" vagina

>>38674569
99% of them look like a deformed ham sandwich so I'm gonna have to say no.

>>38674547
give me the source material

>>38674547
She look better wth dreadlocks.

>piercings
>tattoos
>brown eyes

>beautiful

no

>>38674590
literally on her chest retard

>>38674514
lemme guess, you diagnosed yourself?

yeah that's nice big boy
too bad you can't make a real thread

>>38674514
I could probably kick your ass. In a VERY original way