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>>38675420
What state do you live in? I'm on Day 4 of quitting an 8 year daily weed habit. I still have some, too, I'm just trying to make it at least a week without it. I've thrown up a couple times and have trouble eating and sleeping but I hate feeling like a slave to the herbal jew.
Good luck on getting it in your state though, anon. My advice is not to wake & bake every single day, tempting as it is. Save it as a reward for yourself and don't stay high all day every day, it will lose its magic unless you have a lot of money to buy lots of good weed or are skilled at growing high quality bud yourself

>>38675420
I don't know anon, my state was the first to implement the medical mmj system in '96 and 20 damn years passed before we got legal cannabis so I guess just wait your turn

>>38675508
no being high all day is exactly what i want and ive been growing for years. i just need the budget and good lights or climate

>>38675583
fuck yourself retard

Everyone is automatically a lot nicer to you and have a lot more patience with you. I'm around a 7/10 and I have a friend who's about a 3/10. People treat him like straight trash instantly when he has a great personality, is really funny, and is an awesome dude. They treat me really kindly and I'm unironically an asshole.

Also girls look at you the same way that you look at girls.

>>38675446
im myself a 6/10

You explained it well

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>>38675397
When you use "how" you don't include "like". Fucking goddammit; this is the one thing that Germans do that pisses me off more than anything. Fuck.
>What is it like to be attractive?
>How is to to be attractive?
Both of those would be fine. A combination of those is not. Arhfjghdkjh

>>38675394
no

oorriiggiinnaallyy

>>38675431
What if I'm empty inside

>>38675448

No, you're a normalfag. May I direct you to reddit or maybe funnyjunk?

>>38675385
same. if my dad died i'd be a millionaire

>>38675385
Sometimes the thought crosses my mind, but I know it's evil and push it aside. I'm not in a place to judge you lol, deep down we're probably just not good people. But we can at least try.

Yeah anon that's a pretty bad thing

>>38675371
I became a vegan 2 weeks for health reasons, not political.

Ive lost 10lbs and i have less than half the appetite I used to. Beans and rice are VERY filling carbs

3 eggs, sirracha, whole grain toast, peanut butter
Rice chips
Potato salad, dinner roll, deli ham, veggies, ham/cheese dip

car? get the fuck out of here normie.

NEETs dont' have cars.

> cause they have no hwere to go

keep it and treat it with love so later it doesn't track you down and violently beat the shit out of you like i did with my dad.

>>38675352
Has all your love for him disappeared?

He may not share the same blood, but he is your son. Your ultimate challenge as his guardian will be overcoming this.

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well ok i guess

don't be a animu fag and replies will come flooding

>>38675310
did you kill that person

How does being a pedophile make me happy when all I want is a suger momma.

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>>38675279
Why would being a pedophile make me happy when i want a older gf that is also taller and dominant.

I am already a pedophile and I'm not happy

>>38675212
Why don't you go first to give us an example?

>>38675212
>exposed compulsive liars, sociopaths and all around terrible people
inb4 Donald Trump

>>38675353
Haha faggot gas yourself.

Joseph Stalin.

Killed 100 mil

>>38675187
>guaranteed fact that humanity will not survive and does not deserve to survive under ANY moral system.

If that is true than what is the point of being depressed? If anything you should feel happy and liberated.

>>38675211
I'm part of humanity you fucktard.

Killing you are self

Ive been there OP, if the meds don't help you'll likely be stuck in the throes of that numb despair for the rest of your wretched life

I don't understand why "destroying" and "ruining" the relationship is necessary. Just stop talking to her.

>>38675120
Even if you end your relationship you will still be a pathetic faggot who got emotionally destroyed by a roastie whore.If you want to retain the only ounce of honor you have left then breaking up would be good.

>>38675650
I won't do that. that is just too painful for me.

>>38675111
>mega turd
>width of a micro penis
Eat more fiber OP. Come back when you take a REAL shit...

>>38675140

My toilet is actually three times wider than a normal toilet

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>>38675149
Is that because your are 3 times wider than a normal robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDxgSvJINlU

Thanks for reminding me of this gay band OP.
iktf

Sorry m8 but your mom will probably always love you.... stop being a faggot go give her a hug and take her out to eat

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>>38675105
>Mom is a pretentious control freak who has stolen thousands from me and kicked me out at 18 for calling her out on her hypocrisy
>Still tell her I love her and try to make her proud even though she never answers my calls or texts and has told my siblings to ignore me.

Why can't I just have a cold heart like I want? What will it take for me to stop feeling compassion all together?

>>38675083
Just flip it upside-down. Boom. Fixed. You're welcome

>>38675118
No, it's rotate it 180 degrees

>>38675129

that's the same thing you fucking JEW

>>38675073
>pink toenails
aaaaand into the trash.

There is nothing real about Kylie Jenner and I hope all the people taking her to court ruin her.

>>38675103
>omg she uses makeup and stuff

Who fucking cares, look at her, she's fuckin hot. Imagine dating a girl like her...