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Print out the picture, cum on it, then send her a picture of that. What a cuntnugget.

>>38676295
your not a real robot unless you do this OP, post results

>>38676295
can't print it out because I already deleted the message and I don't have her contact info

>>38676007
Happiness

original

laying on a couch with my first love, staring into each other's eyes. forgot how her voice sounded

>>38676007
Wotlk.

I have away my childhood for it
10/10 would do it again

>>38676001
>Hardened nyc gangsters
You've never been to New York have you...

>>38676001
How many gangsters?

I think the mongols would win tbqh

>>38676014
Yes I have and I'm extremely into hip hop and am aware that there is a huge gang culture there

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>>38675994
What a great idea to post about it on 4chan. You're a fucking mastermind anon!

you picked the most pussy beta way to go about it. real men strangle their whores with their bare hands.

>>38675994
But now you're going to jail, my dude. Why would you reveal your plan to 4chan?

white female

>>38675941

you got that whyte superior seed nowotmsayin

>>38675941
Indian women, I guess. I see a few white guys with Indian gf where I live.

>caring about your parent's religious views
>not just not following religion because it's only a meme
m8

Like a couple years after high school. I still prayed and stuff but I didn't take God into consideration in a lot of my choices like I used to. Then my dad got sick and things got extremely shitty and then I just completely stopped. It just seems unlikely to me that a God exists. So much pain and suffering in the world. Then I see people that live great lives and have never gone through bad times praise God when other people that work so hard have it taken away in a flash.

>>38675870
>when did you stop following religion and disobey your parents? (wish I did it sooner)
My parents are hindu
They aren't even that religious even if they pretend to be sometimes

>implying tumblr porn is good at all
>even mentioning tumblr on this board
go away tumblr normalfaggot

>>38675859
Its tumblrs trick to get people to sign up for their service.

The only reason i use tumblr is it gives me genre specific porn that i do not have to pay for put up in blogs by people like myself or even bigger perverts.

There are hell of alot of places online trying to charge for porn videos which i could find for free on tumblr.

>>38675880
>implying tumblr porn isn't some good shit
its not like i can get free fetish stuff just anywhere anon

I'm an asian boy and I acknowledge you, bro. No need to thank me, I'm always here to help :-)

>>38675843
I'm a white girl with a penis, can I acknowledge you too?

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>>38675843
Hello, how is your night?
Pic related it's me, not a stock model.

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>use a new clean quality blade
>have quality shaving cream on hand
>rinse your body with warm water first to soften hairs

Don't be afraid to shave the shaft and testicles. You won't cut them unless you're using a dirty dull poor quality blade and

>>38675825
Just use an electric buzzer. ezpz.

>trim first
>take a shower
>fill bucket with warm water
>turn off shower
>lather shaving cream
>shave
>rinse hair off blades in between strokes
>shave in both directions
>keep checking every area to make sure you shaved every hair

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>15 people show up for your birthday

REEEEEEEEEE

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>>38675696
>>weird uncle pulls me aside later and asks if I'm depressed

Well, are you anon?
We care about you.

>>38675696
>not going to the strip club or the local pool hall with your weird uncle.

>>38675679
>For you
...
Pal

>>38675679
>everyone kept saying baneposting would die one day
>tfw it finally happened

No more costanza posting.

/sp/ will never be good again

>>38675662
>>>>/3/

I don't even know why it exists

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>>38675662
Fucking /a/ hands down. I can nevee go a day of posting eithout being warned or banned for the most stupidest of shit.

>>38675681
This and /ck/. I like /ck/ and cooking in general but damn that board is boring

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Why have dreams?

You will never take your broken down snow bunny on a date to your magical realm

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They are always patrolled. I lived in an abandoned factory for a few months with a friend. shit is /comfy/. we slept on the 12 story roof and always woke up to the sun and birds. We would have fires on the lower floors (whole place is concrete, no worries of it getting out of control.) We would walk to the supermarket once a week to get canned/bagged shit.

We still go to the same factory most weekends. It has a dedicated security guard there now 24/7 so we have to sneak by.

listen to death grips nice and loud until you're so amped up that it ain't even nothing

>>38675578
Alcohol works great but don't drink too quickly. You don't want to be drunk but, rather, to maintain a mild buzz. In fact I've found alcohol to work better than anything that's ever been prescribed to me.

This doesn't always work though so you may wind up just having to grit your teeth through it.

>>38675578
Drink a cup of black coffee. It always help me. Turns me into superman

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It never ever stops mangos.

>>38675491
vodka mixed with cola for me today, ooooooh man its taking me over

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WHY WAS THE OTHER THREAD DELETED DRUNK THREAD IS ONLY THREAD