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>>38678900
Is this fad really still going on?

>being bothered by fidget spinners
>being a normalfag who actually sees them irl

>>38678900
If fidget spinners bother u that much maybe u shouldn't vote

>>38678897
i gave up long ago.So to me it doesn't matter.

Envy does not motivate me.

>>38678897
He's not a retard, dude. He has cerebral palsy.

>Implying the average robot can change a light bulb.

>>38678894
>implying the average robot is a waste of space that doesn't know how to do anything

>>38678844
Its funny, because we as a society allowed roasties to become manipulative. A man can easily kill a woman in a matter of seconds, they are the inferior gender. I cant wait till we revert back to the dark ages where these incompetent fucks are put in their place

0% of people who tried have been successful.

Some resist for a day, some a week, some a couple years... but everyone falls back into it.

Fighting urges created by millions of years of evolution is a sure path to misery in the long term.

>>38678826
i get what you mean. but i think as long as someone meets their goal, they're successful. i'm going for a month to three months. i just hate how weak i feel giving into it

Semen retention is a pinnacle of myriad ancient systems of wisdom such as Taoism, Masonics, Kabbalah and Hinduism, the life altering changes confirmed by countless anecdotal evidence, and refuted by naysayers defending their sex and masturbation, and the likes of George Soros with an interest in keeping men docile, forever lusting after the pussy and depleting their life force. It suffices to say that I can't convince people not to masturbate, those who have managed to go 2 weeks or more without it after 2 years or more of regular ejaculation can attest to their transformation. Barring of course physical or mental illness, poor diet, or medications which lower your functioning.

>>38678719
Have you tried thinking about your situation after masturbating

I'll always do stupid shit that I'll regret later when I'm horny

>>38678792
Yeah and I regret everything but I don't wanna break up with her yet she has a banging body

Even vegans get more sliz than u, bitch

She wants to find out what your semen tastes like
Different diets; different tastes
Stopping being autistic and giver her a taste

>>38678648
Or maybe she just wants to get to know you better, including what you eat. Don't be so autistic

You may have a defective brain like myself. I have been (alongside schizophrenia and panic disorder) been diagnosed with anankastic personality disorder.

>Personality disorder characterized by at least 3 of the following:

>feelings of excessive doubt and caution;
>preoccupation with details, rules, lists, order, organization or schedule;
>perfectionism that interferes with task completion;
>excessive conscientiousness, scrupulousness, and undue preoccupation with productivity to the exclusion of pleasure and interpersonal relationships;
>excessive pedantry and adherence to social conventions;
>rigidity and stubbornness;
>unreasonable insistence by the patient that others submit to exactly his or her way of doing things, or unreasonable reluctance to allow others to do things;
>intrusion of insistent and unwelcome thoughts or impulses.

>>38678925
how do you even test for something like this?

>>38678994
I have no fucking idea. I had to make my shrink fill a paper in order to claim disability and he diagnosed me with it. I didn't take any test.

>>38678605
You know, this is actually the first thread on r9k that's gotten me to actually laugh.

1980's Grid design

6 is rad

10 or 11 if you want something else

>>38678432
They were fucking awesome and I can't wait for the next big one!!

>>38678432
The franchise has been taking a decline with recent releases, I hope they step up the scale for the sequels

>>38678432
What are some great documentaries like Zero Hour Columbine?

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AND SINCE I'M COVER GIRLS GLAM BASSETTER I WAS AT THE COVERGIRL BOOTH AT VIDCON LAST YEAR AND I'M GOING TO BE AT THEIR BOOTH AGAIN THIS YEAR SO I WOULD LOVE IF YOU GUYS CAME BY AND HUNG OUT BECAUSE WE HAVE A LOT OF AMAZING STUFF PLANNED SO IF YOU WANT MORE INFO MAKE SURE YOU STICK AROUND TO THE END OF THIS VIDEO

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BECAUSE I'LL BE GIVING YOU ALL
DETAILS.
I AM SOMEONE THAT NORMALLY GETS UP PRETTY EARLY BUT ON SUNDAYS I JUST LIKE TO LET MY BODY SLEEP AND I LET IT WAKE UP WHENEVER IT WANTS TO THE FIRST THING I DO WHEN> I GET OUT OF BED IS I PUT ON MY PRODUCTIVE MORNING PLAYLIST FROM SPOTIFY I REALLY LOVE THIS PLAYLIST BECAUSE IT JUST CREATES A REALLY PEACEFUL SETTING IT DOESN'T LIKE WAKE YOU UP SUDDENLY AND STARTLE YOU AND WHILE I'M LISTENING TO THIS I'LL MAKE SOME COFFEE

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THEN I BRING MY COFFEE BACK UPSTAIRS AND I LOVE SNUGGLING INTO BED WITH THE SUNDAY TIMES OH MY GOSH THIS IS JUST LIKE MY COZIEST HAPPIEST PLACE I'M LIVING MY GRANDPA LIFE AND IT'S AMAZING GOT MY PAPER GOT MY BACK SUPPORT GOT MY ROBE WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED OH COFFEE DUH

>>38678375
>is this normal
>wanting to stalk people who you call normies
Buddy I think you got more serious problems than that

>>38678375
Also, if you're not trying to get their attention it's just gonna be exhausting for you. Either you'll stand out there long enough for their parents to see and call the police or you'll fall asleep and they'll call the cops in the morning.

You want to fuck with them, get their attention first. Off the top of my head, put a pink lawn flamingo in their yard. If they remove it, put two back. If they remove those, put in like 20. All disturbingly close to the house.

Then go in and kill them I guess. Your call though.

>>38678375
>All three years in middle school
Implying you're going into highschool now, underage b&. That wasn't even necessary for me to know you were underage though, just hearing that stupid edgy plan gave away that you were around 15.

>>38678333
Korea has a lot of pretty good movies. I saw the devil and Oldboy are two of my favorites.

>>38678359
Oldboy is the kinda of movie you wish you hadn't watched.

>>38678333
List of r9k approved shows:
Friends
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Game of Thrones
Supernatural
Breaking Bad
Big Bang Theory
Oprah
Anything on Comedy Central
That one show with Louis C.K

All of those should be a good starting spot for you

No dude, it's finished.. The normies win... leave while you still can!

>>38678329
I'm a robot and so is my girlfriend. We still post here dude. Don't let these newfags think we're gone.

>>38678329
i blame gays and pedophile. They think they are depressed, when really they are just mentally ill

>>38678244
>9/10 Stacey tells me I'm not allowed to play because I'm weird
This is not something that happens past age 18.

>>38678262
It happened. I puked like 2 burgers and a whole bunch of potato salad and vodka at some normies car all over the windows.

>>38678244
are you fat and unhygienic?

trust me man, ive been on the pattern of work for a year and a half then be jobless for a few months to a year. Right now im jobless as well. Its alright man just get your resume together, shave get a haircut clean yourself up, go out and get that job. work for at least 5 months once you get it. I reccomend buying cheap land on freshwater and living in a trailer with solar panels n shit. I cant live in the city for much longer its a trap.

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>>38678402
i been thinking recently about how i just wanna be a lighthouse keeper as a job
basically sit in a house and make sure the light works
but only if i can get good internet but i feel like tha twouldn't be hard in this day and age

>>38678175
become a homecare worker.

Easy money. high demand for able bodied men since dudes often don't want women taking care of them with personal stuff.

good if you need a place to sleep to.