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How do normgroids manage to talk constantly yet say nothing?
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muh dog
muh kids
muh sports
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so umm, the other day
oh wait, we talked about that already
remember this?
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its a narcissistic tick to remind everyone around that they are present
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>there are anons out there who stopped wasting their time on r9k and moved on to live fufilling lives
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Yeah they're called underageb& or failed-normies
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>>38679464
>dad stops letting me sit around all day
>get job
>still getting bitched at to go to college
by the end of this year i might finally become a normie
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>>38679464
You can never leave, you always end up coming back just to check only to get sucked back in.
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Should I just settle for a girl that actually wants me?
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>>38679406
>Should I just settle for a girl that actually wants me?
What kind of a stupid question is this? If somebody likes you and you like them then go for them...
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>>38679406
If you ever want to get laid, yes. Settle for a girl that actually wants you.
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>>38679406
Norather fap to trap images the rest of your life
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Is it rape if you fuck someone in their sleep but they consent when they wake up halfway through?
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>>38679388
First its yes, then its no.
Its kinda like if a person in a coma said they'd let anyone fuck them at any time
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>>38679388
It could have been rape. It's like playing Russian roulette. Inappropriate move but you were lucky
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Yes, but it doesn't matter unless they press charges.
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>From the data amassed it can be suitably deduced that on average 92% of biracial children with African American fathers are born out of wedlock, with Caucasian mothers leading in that percentage.
>77% of biracial children with African American fathers presently live below the poverty line and 82% end up on government assistance at some point. 88% of the time the father of the child does not financial support or help with the economic costs of the child, consequently leaving the encumbrance of fiscal care exclusively on the mother. 90% of biracial children with African American fathers don't have their father in their life. 94% of the surveyed mothers believe the father of their child doesn't have a good relationship with the child.
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White bois cant compete
WE WUZ KANGZ BITCH
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>>38679360
>88% of the time the father of the child does not financial support or help with the economic costs of the child
how can this be? I thought females had power here
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>>38679360
>no source
ofc not originalso
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>tfw females rather fuck an old Chad instead of you
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obviously duh
Females rather fuck a Chad in any form than a beta.
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>porn is real life
Those women are bottom of the barrel trash, consider yourself lucky that you're not on their radar
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>>38679354
How the fuck is that position even remotely comfortable and viable for sex.
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Why don't people ever reply to my posts
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>>38679345
because you aren't trolling hard enough
serious replies don't get very much attention here anymore
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>>38679345
you need to say something controversial to this board that'll guarantee you replies. try lurking more and see what really riles people up. that'll be your chance to start baiting other autismos into giving you those sweet (You)s
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Try posting something of interest.
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Why do my friends never make plans with me outside of school?
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they don't really view you as a friend
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>>38679457
But they laugh at my jokes and when i want to go somewhere they join me
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>>38679658
>they laugh at my jokes
because you're funny. I laugh at Dave Chappelles jokes, that doesn't mean I'm friends with Dave Chappelle.
>when i want to go somewhere they join me
where do you go? and who pays for it?
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>be me
>have to pee really hard
>wait before i can't take it anymore
>when i'm about to pee myself, i masturbate for the longest time possible
>Intense orgasm, then i pee and it feels like a second orgasm
I don't have a piss fetish, i find it gross, but i've been doing this shit for years now and i can't stop, it feels so fucking good.
What strange masturbation habit do you have anons ?
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>>38679269
>I don't have a piss fetish
Yes you do.
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I actually do the same desu. Try laying back, relaxing pissing your pants instead of going to the toilet. 100x better, ultimate comfy.
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>>38679461
i do not pissmyself, i pee in the toilet, i only masturbate in my bed or in my bathroom.
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Does anyone remember that story about the kid who goes off to college, then goes back home to his farmer dad and "shows him what he's learned" by spinning some bullshit rhetoric about how eggs don't exist, then the dad gets disappointed and says something like "then you won't mind this" and takes all the eggs away? It's kind of a conservative college-is-bullshit thing. Please help.
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What the fuck are you talking about you complete faggot?
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>>38679177
It's not his fault he's autistic.
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>Eggs don't exist
wot
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Why do I keep coming back?
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>>38679154
Because life is pain and suffering, my friend.
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What interactive media product is this?
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Silent Hill 3
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>tfw when you make long and elaborate thoughtful post and it gets ignored or thread dies
>it feels like talking to a wall
>mfw when you cant relate to other autsist
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>no (You)
here
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>everyone in the thread gets a reply but you
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Yeah.
I know what you mean.
I once made a post about my attempts to escape the human stuff of human life.
I tried to incorporate myself as a company and then claim that I am a legal entity, not a human being.
The assholes turned down my application.
I wrote a post about it here but no one replied.
What job do you have, /r9k/?? How were you able to do the normie dance in the interview so as to not immediately be disqualified? How do you get through each excruciating day?
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I don't have a job and doubt I'll get a job.
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I take care of retards. Aggressive one at that.
Sat down and answered questions like "are you okay with getting spit on, cursed at or hit". Said sure to all of them.
I don't know. I don't know how I'm still here a year later. The job is really stressful. I guess it's the benefits since I work for the state. There's a freeze on state jobs right now so until that gets lifted I'll stay here. I only want to leave this job for another state job.
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I'm turning 30 in a few months, I've never done an interview or anything before. I've only ever worked for my father for a few years after leaving school over a decade ago. But that wasn't an actual real job, more like me just doing what my dad tells me to do, that didn't last long though.
My psychologist recommended I apply for autism bux because she doesn't believe I'm mentally/socially capable of working at any job. In the process of doing that now.
Honestly, if you have the ability to get a job and hold it, you can't really call yourself a robot. I personally feel like not being able to get a job is one of the main key prerequisites you need to be a real robot, whether it's from mental or physical reasons.
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who /therapy/ here?
Seems like so many people here are extremely obviously mentally ill but never honestly consider seeing a pro.
I've been in for a year, will likely be going for a few more if I don't kill myself before then. Severe complex PTSD from childhood abandonment, triggered super hard when I got dumped by a girl. Shit is hard to live with and harder to treat.
any robots with stories?
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>>38678981
diagnosed with depression (major) and social anxiety
Been in therapy 2 years. It's basically worthless. I don't follow most of my therapist's advice because most of it seems like outdated Boomer stuff. Helps to have someone listen from time to time though.
At least the money isn't going DIRECTLY to a roastie though.
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I just backed out, couldn't handle the commitment to therapy after one session. earlier in the year i was motivated to overcome my problems, but 6 months later I'm in the grips of nihilism and working a shift job. Had been scheduled for 6 sessions with a psycologist, but have missed the last 2 and have most likely been discharged. I can't get over the shame of the way my life has turned out
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>>38679086
Have you tried more than one? Lots of people end up with shit therapists, that they also don't like and have methods they don't like. I lucked out and got one I like with decades of experience first try.
Missed Chance for Bribery Blowjob
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True story, believe it or don't
>Tonight
>Working 3rd shift at a hotel connected to the coffee shop
>Building manager owns both businesses
>Since we're here 24/7 we have the key to unlock the door to their coffee shop
>Door is around the corner from our lobby
>Digressing...
>In the back doing laundry
>Here front door open
>There is a bell in the front desk to ring if they need me
>Don't hear it so I stay in the back doing laundry
>Two minutes go by and I hear them still in lobby
>Maybe they didn't see the bell
>Go out to check on them
>The coffee shop gets deliveries in the night that they just put outside their door.
>Two 8/10 qts are stealing donuts and croissants from the deliveries
>See me and freeze
>"Umm did you guys take those from those boxes there?"
>"Yeah... we thought they were complimentary"
>"Um... no they belong to (Name Redacted) next door. Could you not touch their stuff please?"
>"Oh we're so sorry we thought they were free"
>They both get real nervous
>One smiles at me
>"Is there any chance you could just... not tell them about this? We could pay you back"
>I don't care about the coffee place so I tell them sure they can take what they have, it's not mine so they don't need to pay me just don't take anything else.
>They both look at me and smile for real this time
>"Thank you so much"
>"Uhh yeah no problem.. have a nice night"
>Go back to doing laundry
>Realize a few minutes later I maybe could have gotten a blowie
>I'm like 6.5-7/10 so it's not too unbelievable, just spaghetti mouthed.
>MFW
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They wouldn't suck you off for a pastry
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>>38678976
My hotel is on a college campus and these chicks were students (I'm a student too). Don't underestimate how little they'll give their bodies up for.
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>>38678955
Maybe you could, maybe you couldn't. The question is: would you like a blowjob from people that steal food? Hint: you wouldn't be the first