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Think about all the estrogen you're ingesting. Also remember that fat cells turn your testosterone into estrogen, making you even fatter and more womanlike.
Beer bellies are a thing for a reason, the fat basically becomes an extra organ on your body, or more like a masculinity sucking parasite.

>>38680328
>tfw i drank 6 beer a night between the ages of 22ish up until about three weeks ago
->im 30 now
>only reason i stopped drinking as much was because i started working overnights and i don't drink during the daytime
->i still drink on the weekends

So uh start working overnights i guess?

>>38680392

Did >>38680387 effect you? I am 24 and I basically am falling into what you are saying. I have changed my diet to be healthy but worked out pretty quickly that the alcohol ruins your waist.

>>38680274
You havent really lived until you have surprised a cute girl and made her braapsquee

In the meantime OP should just buy one of those animal onesies. They are very comfy

>>38680274
Yes it is too much. Real life isn't your anime.

>>38680222
>those trips
Now tell me champ, do you really think its a good idea to stop something thats going so well? Just look those digits in the eyes, give it a firm hand shake and ask for quads. Hey, it worked for me!

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>>38680222
You know there's only one way out.

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>>38680222

Think of something you like to do, anything your passionate about, and learn about it. If you end up procrastinating again you're just a lazy cuck. Stay consistent for once in your life OP

Does anyone want to talk with me about something? Maybe some stories or experiences?

>>38680109
I do it all the time anon.

>>38680109
story of my life, cheers anon

>>38680001
>Listen to anime music
Am I supposed to be jealous of that?

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>>38680071
>2017
>Doesn't listen to anime music

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it's bad

And? Was life a contest about who has the best music taste?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you listen in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy an album every day, fucking peat-gavel

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Did you remember to sell your daily quota of premium membership cards, wagie? I expect the usual of 21 -- and to show me that you're dedicated to the utmost customer service, I expect double that by the time I've consumed this caffeinated beverage.

>it's another "robots sharing their shitty taste in music" episode

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This one gets me every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvIzpeaNYkI

You want robot music?

Here's robot music for ya!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4

A dream I had, where I had a comfy gf

>>38679935
that late Vanilla to early Burning Crusade era of World of Warcraft where I would come home to dozens of people who knew my name, treated me well, and let me know about the many worldly experience of different areas of my country and their lives. It was like I was part of a close knit community.

this one time in 7th grade i got a 3 pointer when no one else (including the minorities) did and the gym teacher said "wow who got that 3? nice shot anon" into the mic so everyone knew that i did it

Are you a boy or a girl? Originallo

>>38679919
I wil b your friend anon you remind me of someone I'm already friends with so I think we can get along

euh..i was the same
>likes psychology alot
>couldn't handle people touching me not even my own mother
>prefer to be hit instead.not a maso
>asked alot of guys out. got rejected
>was hitting on a girl
>rejected.jpg
>lived my whole life without beong able to be touched not even by my best friend
>met a guy
>still can't handle to be touched
>he tried to touch me more often and tells me before he touched me like'i'm going to touch your stomach now"
>eventually gets used to that ..but only when i'm horny
>still can't handle being touched

i guess it never fades away but you can escape it when you're horny
try that
also don't focus your sexuality on a gender
just try to approach a person for wh they are and talk to them the way you talk to yourself when you want to explain something to yourself or when you're alone....if they accepted you , it's a wiin win .
if not
well you rid yourself of a normie

>>38679806
Kek I work in the afternoon cunt

>tfw 4-6 hours of sleep every night this week
>working 10-11 hour days in the scorching sun
I'm fucking exhausted and I'm about to leave for another 10 hour shift.

>>38679806
Remind me what the rules are

>>38679802
Make a reaction video or become an e-celeb and pander to the Alt-right or Alt-left.

what is your channel name?

Start making good music.

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>>38679794
BAZOOKA *PSCHHHHHH* *BOOM* TAKE THAT PENNY

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Bazzonga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aNVN-911Tc

>>38679784
Just buy more bro

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>pic related
you need a cpap mask too

>>38679784
>can't even take the initiative by researching online to ensure he doesn't fail his attempt
>would rather come ask a bunch of autistic retards online about the best way to kill himself

guess how i know you're just another attention-seeking whore who isn't serious about killing themselves?

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we can retreat into our discords fwen

>>38679763
>discord

KYS normie cunt

To the other original side.

>>38679666
It literally is. People who are miserable/neurotic can't stand the micro-confrontation and look away.
source: have been on both sides of this

It's a sign of deference used to indicate that you are not a threat or have something mentally wrong with you, it is a submission, but think of it more like "submitting" your password to a website so the website knows you're a valid user

>>38679698

Yeah, basically, no reason to look down on people though, you don't know their life.

>>38679666
It's a greeting where you don't have to say anything and make small talk like a fucking woman.
Also, nice Satanic trips.

>>38679588
>he says while phoneposting
Sure, I miss dialup and having to record to VHS tapes.

>>38679588
Idk man. I kinda consider 2008 /myyear/ just because it was really comfy just sitting with an iphone and browsing the web through there

I always thought Kim was cute