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>girls would rather fuck a dog than ever give you the time of day

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>>38680897
>Tfw doggo has more sex life than you
All these good boy points i wasted.

>>38680897
delete women what the fuck is this

>teacher accuses a 9 year old of rape

wew femimism

>>38680877
Cause all pretty girls have a phobia of rape and you were bound to be desperate and angry

>>38680982
she wasn't pretty

>>38680870
Oh god that receding hairline those tired eyes that low middle class poverty

And he's got 3 daughters so he's gotta worry about them getting raped at parties being sluts and fucking chads and black guys Jesus fucking Christ dude

Keep the kids ditch the wife

She's dragging you down and life is about the pursuit of happiness.
Take the kids and all that money you are spending on that women will become free for adventures and giving your kids amazing experiences, sight seeing, etc.

>>38680904
Fuck all S posters
t.INFP

I tell the powerful entity to fuck back off to reddit

How piratey are we talking? Like cartoon pirate or actual historical pirate? Same with the medieval

>>38680835
I activate my almonds and pop each individual one in my ass

Honestly, anyone post anything and I'll make it.

Fucky John Paul the Fucky

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>>38680614
Sculpt bane sculptfag

I didn't have the heart to tell her no so I just said I'd think about it

>7 years old
>have to stay at mom's workplace for the day
>co-worker's kid is there too, girl one year younger than me
>she starts to chase me around trying to kiss me as I tried to run away and avoid her the entire time

Does that count?

>>38680576
Yes, it does.
Probably it was the first and the only time you had a chance. Am I right?

Best thread on r 9 k right now to be perfectly honest

>>38680544
Is this going to turn into some seriously fucked up tendie post?

>>38680544
checking those potty dubs bbg

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>>38680462
>tfw when you dont have any friends to ghost even if you wanted to

>tfw you ghosted all of your friends before it even became a widely known concept

>>38680711
Yeah I did that after dropping out of highschool too.

>>38680451
alone. having another person there doesn't really add to the experience, and there might be scheduling conflicts if one of you wants to watch more often than the other
not like i would really know though, i've never watched anime with someone else

Ok storytime weebanons

>be me, 20 m
>oneitis lives 4h away
>watching anime with oneitis and a couple we knew daily, 1 ep a day, comfy watching over skype
>oneitis tells me she has a crush on me
>pure happiness
>tell her I want to meet her, never met before
>she agrees, 2 weeks until meetup
>weekend before oneitis staid at the couple's place
>1 day before meeting oneitis
>she's anxious
>calls me on skype
>has to confess something
>the couple pressured her into threesome
>she feels guilty, still want's to meet
>I'm disgusted, pure hatred on my mind
>still want to meet, want to forgive, want to be with her
>meet her
>she's cold, distand
>sais she loves the girl
>get's into some weird poly relationship with the couple, hates chad, loves the girl
>the girl doesn't want to have oneitis in, but chad wants her, she does as chad sais
>chad basically abusing oneitis and girl

>oneitis got out of it, when she realized she was being abused on oen side and hated on the other
>never wanted to be with me again
>still cry everytime

>don't watch anime anymore
>cry upon hearing:
NICO NICO NII

>>38680610
>agreed to threesome
That's when you should have stopped talking to her.

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gas yourself, degenerate sinner

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>>38680484

*MMMHHHHHMMSSSLLLLURPPPPP*

>>38680484
>weeb calling ANYONE a degenerate

Someone tell me this isn't general normie behaviour

>>38680376
Girls are shitters I had a girlfriend like this I remember being in the parking lot out with friends and we somehow get into an argument and she just starts fucking yelling at me and hitting me what pissed me off was that we were in fucking public and girls doing that shit around guys instantly makes us a fucking target for every white knight hero to defend m'lady. Fucking hate that "what are you going to hit me" shit and they have the fucking nerve to do it. She's probably a cunt and he's probably too much of a pussy to leave the relationship so it's all smiles until the next fight. They're not all like that but almost all of them are.

>>38680946
But the guy in that story is shaking the woman. They're both retarded normies, but it's not necessarily all on her

>>38680371
well fuck you too bitch

>>38680380
we cannot blame these creatures for seeking to destroy what they cannot understand, we can merely show them through many means that its not worth their time

>Implying you care
>lmply your goal isn't to ridicule

>>38680358
Browse some r9k.

>>38680358
Going to drink cheap wine with the girlfriend and play Diablo 3 together. We'll probably have sex if she isn't on her period too. What about you bro?

do nothing until the semester starts on monday

>>38680357
you aren't really turning into an interesting, funny or a chad person when you are on drugs, you just feel like you are while in the real world you are the same retard, that's why drugs are loved by so many pathetic people

it's probably not your fault though, our world is fucked

>>38680357
You aren't, they're laughing at you not with you.

>>38680802
Yeah, at least I have the confidence to be myself.
Just had a good tinder conversation, Can't even enjoy shit off of em

>>38680343
i would if my ping wasn't so shit

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>tfw too noob for vanilla, tbc, wotlk

>>38680343
Hell yeah. Best! Game! Ever!