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Anyone got some tips for successfully quitting porn?

Aside from self control.
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>>38679949
get a gf.
just having a gf will decrease your hornyness
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>>38679949
Getting laid helps. Porn isn't bad though. Name one thing about it that isnt based on "statistics" and something that is actually effecting you in a negative way that you are aware of
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>>38679984
Porn is inherently semitic and I'm antisemitic.

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I feel good. Tell me how you feel at this moment.
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>>38679847
Bad, the opposite of how you feel, apparently.
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>>38679847
I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die.
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i have no drive and dont know how im supposed to feel. empty

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>be lonely beta/omega kid
>could never get a girlfriend or even talk to girls
>small and meek
>spiral into depression in college
>friendless and even more beta than ever before
>grades tank
>verge of suicide
>read about female privilege and the 80/20 rule
>decided to try my luck at dating as a girl
>transition
>become a cute girl (male)
>get an amazing bf and lose my virginity to him
>happy as can be
Being a girl is amazing. Why haven't you transitioned yet, robots?

Also, AMA.
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>>38679574
while i am repressed trans, my self-loathing extends far further than my gender, and transitioning would not solve my many, many issues
also congrats i guess
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>>38679574
because not everyone has the bone structure to look like an actual female. at best you'll look somewhat more feminine and at worst a literal man in a dress. have fun killing yourself in 10 years
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>>38679574
Yea but can you join the army?

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>tfw no discord friend who wants to hang out with me all day and play games and watch shows a-and maybe share hentai sometimes
why is it so hard to find a comfy friend who's talkative
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that sounds like it might be kind of gay anon
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>>38679358
I'd like someone to talk to all day but you don't seem like you're able to act normal enough. You seem really disgusting.
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honestly though you don't seem too bad whats your discord id
compared to the other anons on here anyway

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>2017
>not listening to nightcore

fuck off to reddit normie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkLO8llyN64
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Techno is for normies
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I listen to everything but not your nightcore cancer shit, not even true nightcore...
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>>38679365
but thats not techno thats nightcore

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How does it feel to have missed out on the most natural things in life?
To know that what other people consider to be a normal, healthy part of their everyday life is an unattainable fantasy to you?
That while your peers were having fun, discovering love and sex and hitting crucial developmental milestones, you were sitting in your room browsing the Internet?
For me, it feels pretty bad.
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>>38679080
I don't know how it happened. It just passed me by, but I guess when I was given the chance I turned it down. I was afraid, of life. I don't have any friends as an example. Naturally we all want them, but my mind says no, to my 'heart' I suppose. Having a cute gf would be great, but I'm too bitter and insecure. I would ruin it.

I'm at the point where I would rather be alone and do what I always do on the computer, then be with friends and a gf. I don't like it, but I do. Now, the best I can hope for is a decent job, but what do I do in between work? Just this.
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>>38679080

Thinking about this is retarded and puts you in a bad frame of mind going forward into the future. For everyone that hit these so called "milestones" there were as many people if not more doing others things that may result in a better future for them. When you think of them hitting milestones such as "having sex", many of them were doing it out of loneliness and feeling horrible about it. Many went into horrible relationships that have also scarred them for life. We robots look at these things as blissful journeys, but to the people who underwent them, they might as well have just been hurdles in life that they gaze upon us in awe at having skipped
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>>38679581
You're just rationalizing.

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Do guys prefer really short or tall girls?
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>>38679062
Most guys I know need a tall woman to keep them satisfied, I can't even compete with them
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>>38679062
Short, small breasts + petite is the best.
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>>38679062
I'm about 6'0"-6'1" and I think the proper height is about 5'6" or so. You are properly taller than them to assert dominance, yet she is still practically tall enough for easy kissing/sex. Would prefer shorter rather than taller though.

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>go to college last year
>it fucking sucks
>can't relate to any of the shitheads there and it shows
>don't get invited to anything after a while
>fall into constant anxiety and depression, lose 24 pounds first semester
>come back for winter break
>thank god back with my old friends
>start feeling a lot better once I'm back with people I like
>have surgery and get a fuckton of percocet
>it ends up snowing this winter, pretty rare for where I live, get like 30 inches
>walk out the first night it snows and go down to the river
>it's so peaceful, not a soul as been out before me
>watch as the snow comes down, high as shit on painkillers, listening to classical music for hours
>unironically the happiest moment of my life
thanks for reading
what's the happiest moment of your life?
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>>38678569
That was a nice comfy story, op. I can't really pinpoint one time in my life when I truely felt at peace, but I always feel good when I'm wrapped in blankets, in front of my computer, eating tendies, listening to music, and browsing the catalogs of various boards.
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about 2 months ago I tried to kill myself by overdosing on sleeping pills
i wrote my girlfriend a goodbye text and she rushed over to my house and held me in her arms while waiting for the ambulance
i thought for sure i was gonna die in her arms and i felt so relieved and happy
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>>38678711
>Girlfriend

Fucking faggot.

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Social services exist to feed and house the poor and homeless, yet every time I go outside in Los Angeles I see literally hundreds of them begging for money. Many of these are mentally ill, drug addicts, illegal immigrants or criminals with warrants, and the rest are just exploiting people's misplaced sense of compassion. I especially hate the ones you use dogs as part of their poverty porn display.

Beggars are a nuisance, create unsanitary conditions and public safety threats, but the police leave them alone unless they decide to punch people or amble in traffic. I guess they don't want to have to touch their disgusting piss and shit soaked soiled clothes unless they absolutely have to.

Don't give to beggars, and if you see other people falling for it, tell them to fuck off and stop attracting human scum. If you go to the park by Santa Monica Pier you see signs telling people not to feed the squirrels because they will overpopulate, spread disease and destroy the landscape. Well all sorts of groups stage public feedings and gullible tourists and libtard yuppies pull greenbacks out of their wallet for the homeless, and as a result there are filthy smelly disgusting beggars everywhere, and lots of theft and assaults by homeless people. /pol/ tells me San Francisco is even worse, like sidewalks packed solid with hobo camps and designated shitting escalators.
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You're not very bright are you?

Giving to people in need is the right thing to do.
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>>38678502
Social services are actually pretty shitty.

I worked in a retirement community and talked with a semi-retired social services worker every once in awhile.

The bureaucratic shit that goes on would make your head swim. Services are basically rationed out. The agencies have targets just like any other organization. Some social workers will get a stack of apps and deny housing applications because someone owns a car.

They're full of roasties and the petty BS that goes on in some of these offices is just nuts.
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>>38678538
Why should I care about some disgusting crazy hobo who hopped on a bus from who knows where so he could loiter outside the gas station and yell "can you spare a dollar" every time I walk past. Its not like helping people in your family or "community," these are just invaders coming to be lazy leeches and shit up the city with their presence. If people in hobo-magnet cities had a hivemind and decided to never give food or money to beggars, they would stop pouring in like flies eating shit and eventually go away.

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Tfw almost died today
Almost got hit by a car crossing the road just to buy some fucking beer. I think I scared the driver more than anything she had this look like she was about to cry, really it was all my fault.

Post your experiences about missing that golden train ticket.
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>26
>3 heart attacks to date
>first at 16, was at highschool in PE, ended up going to hospital mostly scared
>second 22, had been NEET since I left HS at 17 and horribly depressed doing nothing but sitting on my PC all day every day. Got off my PC, laid down on my bed in absolute agony and hoped it either killed me or just went away, eventually passed out and was woken up by paramedics cause my Mum called em and I just said it was nothing
>last one last year, did the exact same thing as before hoping I could finally die, ended up just passing out from the pain and waking up the next day

i reckon 4th's the charm
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>>38678224
Had a couple guns pointed at my face and was in a car that hit a mailbox going 107 mph
Also cut my arms open in a LSA trip and passed out hitting my head
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>>38678224
>slit my wrists long ways
>blood everywhere
>lay in bed ready to die, close my eyes
>6 hours later i woke up
>missed the veins on both arms completely
>mfw

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Femanons, what size are your boobies? Are they big?
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>>38678064
you're confusing femanons with """fembots""". there are women here but they aren't bots because women can't be bots
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>>38678040
I don't know, but my penis is like 6.25 inches last time I measured.
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My boobs are 42 D and I get lots of compliments on OkCupid but I just ignore all of them :3

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what are some /r9k/ related books?
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>>38677335
nietzche was pretty /r9k/
except he was too much of a jewphile

But he sure was peak beta and emberassed the hell out of himself while orbiting some roastie
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>>38677335
Unironically "How to Win Friends and Influence People."
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Bump for interest.I don't read NEARLY enough. I can feel my brain rotting, I really need to start studying some more on my free time. I don't really judge people too much based on their knowledge, but I would like to be a smart guy, I think it'd just help me appreciate what happens around me more. I like history books, biology, biographies, and fiction of all kinds!

I'm going to bed soon, but before I do I'll talk about the last two books I read. I read 100 years of solitude, I enjoyed it quite a lot. I'd liked the ethereal, storybook kind of vibe the book has to it. I loved all the characters, and how vividly they were portrayed. Even though crazy stuff was always going on, I was never taken out of it, I was just entertained. I thought it was interesting that the sort of magic of the world slowly faded as the family fell into their solitude, and Columbia was an interesting setting.

I also read " The Hellenistic world from Alexander to the Roman Conquest". Very fascinating read, although it's not really a history book. It's more of a chronological collection of relent historical sources. That's very neat and adds some credence to it (Although a lot of the sources end up being Roman stuff that was written way after the fact and with bias anyway), it can make some of the reading a little try and confusing for a lay person such as myself. Still, very cool, I was working my way through it but I stopped a while ago and haven't gotten back into it.

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Is there a way to cure my autistic obsession with the Balkans and more specifically the Yugoslav Wars? Or is this a question for /k/?
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I'm from the Balkans, was born there in 1990, but got the fuck out when the war started.
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I don't know anything about these wars? Redpill me on what makes them Interesting.
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>>38676595
nothing but a fucking meme

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"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you"
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What version of the Bible are you using??
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Stop posting this verse christcuck. There is no 1st century evidence of Jesus, all sources are christian or jewish.
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>>38676317
>That is why the world hates you

christians are literally the chad of the world.
they are the richest. the world certainly doesn't "hate" them.

the world hates muslims, it literally wants them wiped off the face of the world. (for good reason)

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Post home screens of /r9k/ itt
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i am but a simple man
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>>38676978
you for sure have your priorities straight
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I'm still looking for the perfect wallpaper. (((resized)))

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