Have you given up on even the thought of ever having sex?
>>39582026
Yes. I want to be a wizard.
No, in fact I have it every week multiple times.
>>39583029
A fellow necromancer I see.
>>39582759
Wizards are gay.
Well /r9k/? Why don't you support the future of America?
I can't take her seriously without seeing her tits.
come here legally and it's no problem
>>39582023
>come here legally
Perfectly fine with that.
>come here illegally
You committed a crime. Go back to your country of origin or dont whine about deportation
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omg! That got all over your face!
>>39582010
I wish a cute girl with an enormous ass would let me bury my face into her ass and suck the farts out of her anus
>>39582071
Same. Brapposting is just retarded thoughbut i understand why they do it
>tfw your fetish is memed out of existence
I thought I was accepted here.
>tfw you want to be a robot but you've crossed a few normie lines and can never go back
>>39582006
Why would anyone want to be a robot?
>>39582006
don't worry, there's no such thing as robots
this place is just larp central
>tfw you crossed a few ones except for PinV or GF
>What do you mean you've never sucked a cock before?
>>39582005
>>What do you mean you've never sucked a cock before?
this
page 11 save
I am glad
>>39582005
But I have sucked a dick before
To remind you of what you're missing.
Going to be skipping blank/index pages.
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>hikkineet for about 5 years
>want a change so I decided to get a a job
>get one after a few tries
>meet a pretty cool lad, think i finally have a friend
>after about two weeks, he invites me to a fast food chain near
>order some burgers and shit
>before we start eating, he pulls out his phone, start taking pictures of the food
>'what a are you doing'
>'taking pic for instagram'
>'what'
>'wait you dont have instagram or twitter'
>'no'
>he laughs
>mfw this whole scene
>then he ask me if i want to smoke weed after we eat
>mfw again
>literally started feeling a nausea
>went home as soon as possible
i think i'm gonna quit and shut myself in for another 5 years
what went wrong with this world, fucking degenerates
>I went outside
>I made a friend
>He took a picture of his meal to post on social media
>That seems like a great excuse to pretend to lose hope in humanity (7 billion individuals strong) again and lock myself in without feeling bad or as if it's by my own fault
>>39581944
>i think i'm gonna quit and shut myself in for another 5 years
I think this would be right for you
Just yesterday, a guy posted a video of a man fucking a dog in the ass. There's a thread up right now where posters are rationalizing why a child was tied to a table and strangled by his classmates. This is the board you're posting on.
But that guy is a degenerate for using normangram and smoking weed.
I just had the sudden urge to know, who here /morning shower/?
I always take a shower in the mornings because i don't want to be greasy as fuck leaving the house after working up a sweat in my bed all night. If you shower in the evening how do you justify it?
>>39581878
Who THE FUCK doesn't shower in the morning, aside from women (who don't have as bad body odor)?
Please enlighten me as to which country / race does that so I know who to get disgusted with.
>>39581878
>take a shower in the morning
>bitch why you are always late to work and have no time in the morning
>>39581942
>late to work
>What is time management.
Moron.
Have you ever gotten harassed/bullied by a girl? Be honest.
>>39581869
i wish a girl would bully me
I was bullied by a few girls in primary school because of my short height. Then I got to be slightly taller than most guys in my class, but they transferred to other schools. Would've loved to slap them around
>>39581906
this desu desu famalam
>it's another frozen chicken nuggies and fries dinner day
who here /childish diet/?
sometimes I push the boat out and get a spaghetti bolognese ready made meal that you put in the microwave and compliment it with a side of garlic bread but that's pretty much it.
I'm having crisps and rice crispies treats tonight. Yummy yummy in my tummy!
>>39581821
>>39582061
Isn't the price contra nutritional value pretty high with stuff like that? How do you afford it?
It's like some robots who have fast food every day, adds up to a pretty tidy sum in a week.
>>39581821
Who /entire large pizza/ here?
Hiro approved edition.
Remove yeasties and /LGBT/
That would make this place much better and usher in a new era of oc
>>39581811
Trapcucks definitely need to go. Their spam of "why aren't you gay yet?" threads is annoying.
>>39581782
REMOVE TRAPS JAP MOoT REEEEEEE
Is it considered rude to kill myself?
>>39581755
Only if you're Chad.
onigiri
Only to normalfags
since you posed such a normie meme, I think you should
>"haha anon, come on its your turn to present your report in front of the class. tell us what it is about"
>>39581715
>mine is on anime...."
>Have a speech tomorrow
>pretty much completely memorized
>practiced it many times for timing and inflection
>know it's all pointless because the second everyone looks at me I will forget it all
>probably stumble through my words while constantly referencing my note cards
>took advanced english for 2 years in high school, so this has already happened many times
>required class to graduate
I already feel like vomiting.
>>39582091
good luck anon. you can do this
You cannot become a Chad. You are born a Chad. Once a Chad, always a Chad.
So if you are shown just one counterexample, will you admit to being wrong?
>>39581694
You can become a Chad. By moving somewhere else. The highest standards for Chads are in Scandinavia and the Netherlands.
>>39581694
Yes you can, but it takes alot of work. Even that much you'll start thinking if it is even worth it
I guess this is it brothers. My parents saw my aniem, hentai and image collection. It has been a fun ride.
I don't have any helium. Planning to jump in front of the train.
>>39581625
How in the fuck did that happen, OP?
>>39581749
I left it unattended for literally 10 seconds and they occupied it.
>>39582363
So you have a desktop shortcut called "hentai" or something? Are you a fucking retard? Even I know to hide it behind a few folders. Well, good luck, you'll need it.