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>>39658096
Hello friend!

Autocannibalism

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>>39658189
Quiet night? We'll need more Kakyoin!

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>>39658506
Does he like mothers, or just the idea of mothers? We may never truly know.

>>39658086
why would pretty girls need to be smart when their looks are far more valuable

>>39658086
>If they stick to studying hard and being chaste, many more high quality men will go after them.

They're going to get a high quality man regardless of their conduct.

Imagine how much dick you would be if it was basically guaranteed that you couldn't fail.

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>>39658110
> looks alone
chads and tyrones pump and dump, gets old and nobody gives a shit about them. High quality guys don't like girls with baggage.

> looks and smarts
eternity of men chasing after you

>>39658072
How bad are pictures? In all, I am no expert but I think that if you had a picture with a pet and another one with a couple of well-dressed friends in a decent spot ( restaurant, climbing, museum, any fancy shit roasties like) Then you would probably get swipes even if you are not Chad

posts like these are why i don't regret never trying tinder. i'm not as tall as OP nor do i have any pics that make me look like a somewhat normal person. i would seriously be getting rejected all day everyday on tinder.

>>39658072
you must be ugly as fuck my man

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yes
im looking for my male sub

>>39658023
I would be your sub

>>39658050
cool i posted myself in the bf/gf thread,
find me and see if we'd get along

Yes and yes but it depends on the definition of young. I think 16-20 is prime fuckable meat.

No I hate them. A bunch of horny young fucks raped me and now I see them for what they are.

>>39658826
holy shit my time has come

>>39657926
UWU how lucky another boi thread~

>>39657926
>tfw no black master to pass me around all his friends

i want the homos to take over r9k
remove the heteros and make this r9gay

>>39657903
Black people can't blush.

I don't think anyone would stare let alone look at you...crazy fucking lady

My apologies, glorious nigress

> he hasn't taken the gay suppository at this point
enjoy being a victim of your masculinity and ego dumb frog poster
meanwhile i can openly hate women, take dick and have killer prostate orgasms and not have to worry about trying to hard just to get some woman's attention

>>39657862
suicide op suicide is always the answer..

>>39657912
That's pretty fucking gay you homo

>>39657853
All people with eyes that aren't blue or green.

All people who want to die
Whazow

All People.

They don't want competition.

>>39657843
when does this happen?

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>>39657873
Maybe
>>39657890
Don't play dumb

The sneers, the rude looks, the shitty comments, the passive aggressive reaction to every tiny bit of progress you make.

>Stop acting like a submissive pussy
You're an "asshole" all of a sudden, everything you've done for them before be damned
>Make more money through investing and entrepreneurship
Suddenly "you think you're better than everyone"
>Lift weights
You're a meathead now
>Stop treating women like princesses and actually start getting laid
You're a "predator" and a "user" and a "scumbag"
>You do anything
Immediate criticism and scorn

Normies enjoy their status and start to short circuit when someone they always considered "the lowest" rises to a new level equal to or above them

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Sometimes you fuckers are too real

>show up to work stoned, slightly drunk, on heroin
>work at a position where I have to talk to a lot of customers face to face
>no one notices anyway

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>>39657819
>anon why do you look so sad
hate that question, always just makes me feel worse

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>>39657805
Please respond. Oregano Pastrami Salami

>>39657805
She is probably hoping you will.

>>39658676
Doing it, will post results.

Why are you ugly op

>>39657760
the game is rigged.the sooner you kill yourself the sooner the suffering ends.

>>39657786
Bad luck original

>>39657596
Can't you just covertly message him over the interwebs?

-explaination
I'm in a "special school" for retards. I'm in special ed. My parents have to babysit me constantly . I wanted to see my emo now-ex but he lives hours away from me. I of course was banned from doing that

>>39657622
Nah, we broke up In a way that prevents further contact

Poor you, my oneitis is fucking crazy for me

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Just happened to me. Been 2 days on read. All I did was asking if she was ok.

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>it's a "oneitis tells you she can't respond often because she's busy but is meanwhile constantly posting on kikebook" episode