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I have the ability to lose my virginity to a slut that only fucks guys who are successful in the niche subculture i am in.
do i do it?
also other than condoms how do i protect myself?
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Whats the subculture? Make sure you wear at least 5 condoms. Other than that just take a shit at the same time as you cum, and she won't want anything to do with you again.
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>>38683488
The ass sniffing subculture?
Best fetish there is.
Truth is you will never truly know a girl until you can distinguish her scent from a 1000 butts.
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>>38683488
WHATS THE SUBCULTURE????
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>Poundland has bags at the self checkout
The handles are all fused together making the bags inaccessible
I ruined 3 bags trying to get one open to put my shit in
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In America, we refer to this as poundTOWN, as in 'i wanna take her to poundtown'
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>>38683455
lmao you idiot how can you fuck that up?
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How are you so incompetent that you ruin plastic shopping bags?
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>"he hugs his bed sheets and pretends it's his girlfriend!!"
I hope any of you anons haven't fallen this low
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Pillow actually
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Did that once.
Told about it to a guy I thought was my friend.
He told the entire school.
I had girls screaming "Anon the Pillow-fucker" at me.
That is when I realized I blew my chance at a good life by being born as a fucking autist.
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>>38683493
I spent about two days in a row doing this, only stopping to fuck around on my computer and eat.
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Stupid things you do thread 2017-07-28 02:55:45 Post No.38683447
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Stupid things you do thread
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/Stupid things you do thread/
Last night i masturbated twice, the second time is lubricated my dick with cum from 30 minutes ago.
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>>38683447
>30 minutes ago
Why did you stop
>be me
>fap marathon
>jerk off over and over for 5 hours
>never stop erection
>cum 8 times, taking my time between cums
>need to take a shower to clean up after all that
>jerk off in shower
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>>38683447
fuck off normie
anyone /encouragingshitposters/ here?
>reeeeees softly
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>>38683489
>>reeeeees softly
Real robots don't care about their surroundings, and ree loudly
B E G O N E
T H O T
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>find girlfriend's instagram
>she follows like 10 Chad model dudes and "likes" their shirtless pictures and selfies
>feel an intense feeling of betrayal, anger, and sadness, especially since she tells me things like "you're the only one I could ever want"
What do I do? Confront her about it?
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That's just normal woman behavior.
No woman is ever happy with what she has.
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>>38683435
>find
What did he mean by this?
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>>38683435
Every girl does that faggot, if thats betraying her then you betray her every time you jerk off to porn.
Shes going to notice that you're bitter and upset ovee this and I hope she dumps you for being a beta bitch boy.
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Do you put your socks on before your pants, or vise versa?
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>>38683359
afterwards. socks without pants on feels weird
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>>38683359
i dont have to put my socks or pants on i sleep with them on who is cosy toesy
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>>38683645
Same here comfy anon
Sleeping with socks is cosy as fuck
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THAT KID THREAD GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
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>>38683333
>That kid who always lied even after making shit up
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>>38683333
>that kid who brought fruits and vegetables in their lunchbox while everyone else had candies and potato chips.
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>>38683333
>That kid who was always poppin mad jokes, but no one liked him.
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Self-help guide for Robots
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Hello my fellow wagecuck/student Robots,
for those under us who are high functioning Robothood is torture.
We dont have the bliss of NEET-hood and yet also not the benefit of NORMIE-hood.
Though a true Robot is unsalvageable, there are tips and tricks we can use to make ourself seem relatively normal.
ITT we share those tips and tricks to basically make a guide-book for Robots who want to become a cyborg.
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>>38683329
>Go on tinder
>fuck some roastie
>reminds you why you want a gf and you aren't missing out on anything with hookups
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>>38683431
Will fucking/dating a girl help build social skills?
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>>38683431
Chad shit fuck off
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How's your credit score /r9k/?
Mines okay-ish.
I could finance a used car.
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No idea. What credit score does a NEET living with his poor single mom typically have?
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Mines in the low 700s. I am all about the debt, so I keep beating on mine, otherwise it probably would be higher
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its not too bad senpai
>>38683429
if you've never had a credit card or loan of any kind its probably 300
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Can Hispanic people truly be robots?
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>>38683306
I'm half cuban and i can tell you that i'm browsing this shithole of a board for nearly 5 years now
It's like a comfort zone where i come to when the real life goes shit again
I'm a 20 year old kissles handholdles virgin with avoidant personality disorder and depression
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>>38683306
In America? Sure.
In Latin America? Im not sure a true robot would even survive childhood.
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Hispanics are literally the least qualified candidate to be considered robots. They're literally accepted in every sub-culture, from inner city areas to fraternities in universities and no one rarely bats an eye.
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Grow a beard
It's that simple. It's your only hope
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>>38683287
And look like a fucking nord ?
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>>38683287
just can't, I got bald spots all over
I managed to grow a decent mustache
>pic semi related. some girl told me I look like him
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>>38683287
>tfw beard is light red so doesnt help
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>Wake up in a heat
>Start jerking off
>Eventually roll out of bed getting into it
>Wrap both hands around my big NEET cock and stroking it, down on my knees
>Heavy moaning and panting
>Shoot a few long, thick ropes onto my floor with my head arched back in ecstasy
Bend down and lick it up, also shove my cock in my mouth and clean it
Why does it feel so good
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>>38683213
Are you trying to get me in heat?you have
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>>38683260
Oh I love to help
But I just don't get why my cock feels so good to stroke sometimes to the point where all I can think about is dick, it's mind numbingly good pleasure
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>>38683213
get professional help. i'm serious
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>tfw you will never EVER have a superpower
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>>38683162
>tfw you'll never be invisible and spy on your loli neighbor while she shower
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>tfw you will never have a Stand
orinal
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>>38683162
Today I spent 5 fucking hours trying to time travel using my mind through lucid dreaming
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>hides face
>lives in a shit hole apartment with piles of garbage
>obsessed with a oedipal fictional furry character
What's his fucking problem?
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Suicidal mommas boy like 1/3 of the losers here which is why he has no gf.
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Okay I'll bite because this sounds more promising than the threads shilling copy & paste attention whores.
Who is this faggot
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>>38683296
potential mass murderer with an actual 2D waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHqSX--t118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnrTIyJVpVc
>jerk off to futa on male hentai
>imagine myself sucking cock and being impregnated with a huge dick
>cum
>feel disgusted
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>>38683028
I love the ___ me! series.
The being forced to fuck the women all day trope just does it for me so much. Especially since that series has the dickgirls all fat.
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If you feel disgusted and feel like its harming your self-image you should try stopping/reducing the amount of porn you look at.
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I did the same thing as you, i masturbated to futa on male hentai, but it left me feeling disgusted, so i stopped masturbating to it. The solution is easy.