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How do I find a gf who doesn't care that I have a small penis?
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>>38686493
That's your job not ours. And it seriously depends how small
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>>38686605
4x4
I know but I just want some tips. Thanks to 4chan I feel like every girl is a size queen.
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>>38686493
Get a Catholic gf. Won't find out until you're married, and by then, she can't divorce you.
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>your favorite villager in animal crossing moves within the 2 months you weren't playing
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They just repeat the same 2 or 3 lines for eternity after you get the initial stuff out of the way so who gives a shit?
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Your fault for neglecting them. Also Isabelle is the best character and she's there forever
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>>38686518
Be patient, OP has autism and that's all he needs to make a deeply emotional connection
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>THERE IS A LIGHT AND IT NEVER GOES OUT
>THERE IS A LIGHT AND IT NEVER GOES OUT
>THERE IS A LIGHT AND IT NEVER GOES OUT
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>>38686485
just turn it off haha like nigga just close your eyes haha
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>>38686485
shoot it no light job done
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Frankly , Mr. Shankly, I'm a sickening wreck
I've got the twenty-first century breathing down my neck
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>Diaper thread
It's Friday night, little bots!
>Crinklin
>Gamin
>Tendies and pizza rolls
Who's getting padded up for the weekend?
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>>38686477
You made some effort and I sympathize with your struggle, have a bump
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Seek help. Seriously, seek help.
oreganalli
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>>38686800
>he's disgusted by this
where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg
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Have you guys ever thought about committing suicide in a public place?
Not taking anyone with you of course. But let's say you're outside and someone does something rude to you, so you pull out a gun and shoot yourself in the head instantly. Has anyone else ever thought about this?
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>>38686475
So like someone is a dick to you, so you kill self so they never be rude to someone again? Is that what you mean?
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>>38686475
yes. i want to spite as many normies as i can.
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>>38686475
I'm not that suicidal so I haven't thought about it as such, but I definitely recommend it, especially if there's someone you want to get back at. Normalfags wouldn't take it well.
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Both my friends have girlfriends now. What do r9k?
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>>38686267
Retrieve in your basement and embrace NEETdom
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>>38686267
continue browing r9k
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>>38686292
Live in a country that doesn't have basements. GOD IS DEAD
Anonymous
What made you sad today, /r9k/? 2017-07-28 05:55:32 Post No.38686244
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What made you sad today, /r9k/?
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for me, I realised it's too late for me to ever achieve my figure skating dream. what about you?
unrelated picture of my cat
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I woke up, it's a pretty sucky feel.
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>>38686244
>went to sleep feeling bad
>woke up feeling bad
I know my situation will only get more and more inescapable as time progresses, but I still can't change.
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>>38686244
>for me, I realised it's too late for me to ever achieve my figure skating dream.
are you me?
I hope by the time i'm 50-60 years old we have anti aging pills invented to make you younger and more flexible
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I spend too much time jacking off everyday.
Since i'm not a neet I can't take 1 hour of my time to masturbate but i can't fucking stop.
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source faggit
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>>38686217
Go no fap, it's for the best
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are you on any medications of some kind?
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Who's more pathetic; robots or the normies that come here to laugh at robots?
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Haha r9k collectively is toxic af. Psychic emotional vampires all around. No one wins! R9k needs to go to >>>/adv/ and sort themselves out!
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>>38686200
(most) robots, because they don't realize how easy it would be for them to fix their situation
just 6 months ago i was on here bitching about sjws and feminists
i started losing weight (counting calories + moderate exercise), dressing better, and being nice to people and my entire life has turned around for the better. i have tons of friends, i get invited to parties, i feel physically better than i used to, my family members who haven't seen me in a while are shocked at my transformation
now there are some robots who truly can't help it. *severe* mental issues, serious physical deformities, etc.
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>>38686200
the normies, what kind of sick piece of shit does that?
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>Trying to catfish people
>they all ask to facetime/skype
I thought this would be easy
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>>38686158
who you catishing fags or roasties
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Trick is to get to know which phone they use, if its android then say i just have facetime and youre not beta enough to make a skype account
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>>38686158
>depressed because he is unable to victimize others as easily as he supposed
You're a bad person and deserve your suffering.
Try becoming a better, more capable person and you'll see the universe start to help you.
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How is your quarter-life crisis affecting you, /r9k/?
>26 years old
>Suddenly decide I want to act like a stereotypical high school delinquent from anime and 80s movies because I was beta as fuck as a teen
>Convince some like-minded manchildren in their 20s and 30s to join me in doing this
>tfw we all trespass, jaywalk and vandalize church/school signs together, experiment with drugs, also smoke cigarettes and e-cigs in no-smoking areas
>sometimes we'll drive by people in a car and make snake hissing noises at them
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that sounds like a lot of fun, anon! i think everyone should re-invent themselves once in a while, keep up the good work.
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I'm 25 and I know what I want out of my life but I'm not making any steps on doing it.
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>>38686108
You've just summed up 'Night in the Woods'.
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/Civ/ilization: /r9k/ "Smell the Ashes" Edition 2017-07-28 05:46:58 Post No.38686089
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/Civ/ilization: /r9k/ "Smell the Ashes" Edition
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>Last Thread:
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/38645005/
Thread Themes:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cK_AIpmejs
>"Rise and Shine....."
>Results that the spaceship that landed on the island was a scout ship for the Combine Empire
>After a war that lasted only 7 hours the Combine Empire has just conquered earth
>They have erected their Citadel in the middle of the island, enslaved humankind and drained the planet's oceans
>to the north is the Combine's stronghold, City 19, heavily guarded, around the Citadel there is a reinforced wall, around the citadel is a small city, populated by loyal citizens to the combine, the south access to the city has been blocked, and will not open unless we're in good terms with the combine
>to the east there is a small island populated by a fembot tribe, they're very isolated and aggresive, (and very qt)
>in the island north from the fembots there is an Aspie settlement,many of them are loners, the other half of their populations are weebs and fedoralords
to the south, there is a small resistance settlement (Orange flag), they're hiding from the combine, they have some weapons and equipement but they're too small and unorganized to do something against the combine
>we (green flag) must search for a place to establish our base, there are some interesting places where we can build our "Robot HQ"
>to the west there is an abandoned radio station and a small hotel, the site is called "White Forest", it's big enought to fit all of our people, and surrounded by a thick forest, but the combine has already scanned that location, they patrol near the coast to see any suspicious activities
>east from City 19 there is a small mansion, small enough to hide from the combine scanners, but people say it's filled with eldritch horrors and abominations
>Odd numbers decide what events happen on the island, dubs and trips also count, after the 120 poster count, you can also roll for Endgame events
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bumping and kickstarting the thread
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>>38686089
East, of course.
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>>38686435
>We try to cross the bridge, but the combine denies us entrace, they say that "You must be under the Combine Citizen database to enter"
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How can western womyn even compete?
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They can't.
They'll just have to settle for Asian masculinity.
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>>38686029
>tfw you will never be her fart slave
Why live
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>>38686029
They can't.
asian qts are superior
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lifting doesnt cure autism or help with girls 2017-07-28 05:42:38 Post No.38686010
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lifting doesnt cure autism or help with girls
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so im here drinking coffee from pot and waiting for caffeine to kick in before lifting in my garage so might aswell share a short story
Im a normie as it gets, i have work, car and what not but here we go:
>be at my usual work 1 year ago
>shitty physical job, im a foreigner (white dont worry) and i barely talk the language, communicating with english and learning language on the side
>one day super cute "nerdy" kind of girl comes up to work for summertime in office
>freckles on nose, glasses, cute smile
>fall in love almost instantly when i see her laugh
>coworkers comment shes smart, studies econometrics
>some time goes by and nothing really happens
>sometimes she smiles to me and giving mixed signals
>not really what to make out of it, i man up and ask her out
>she doesnt respond, turns around and walks to exit
>welp
>its time for her to go back to school, i decide to hit gym hard just after my 24 birthday
>nice and steady gains, still dyel af by /fit/ standards but much thiccer and strength doubled or more on most lifts
>she comes back for next year
>smiles nicely to me and says hi, decided to play it cool and just see what happens
>mostly ignoring her but still cant stop myself from looking at her now and then
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lifting is for manlets. just learn how to take care of yourself and learn to not be autistic.
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>>38686100
PUAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>>38686010
>catch her sometimes staring at me
>my sister told me she was asking about my facebook pics or something because im on profile pic with my nephew
>one day go to office, early in the morning
>say hello and smile
>put phone on charger to appear like i really didnt just waltz into office just to say hello (my batter was dying i swear)
>she starts asking me questions about if i still live in city i lived, because apparently we lived close to next eaachother (but i dont live there anymore, close tho)
>asks me questions about how old i am and my plans for future
>we talk for a bit, mostly her asking questions and me trying not to reply and dropping spaghetti
>finally tell her i need to go and change clothes
>by end of the day i met her in corridor, she smiles nicely to me and says bye
>i see her sometimes looking at me from her desk when i work
Idk if shes attracted to me or just sees me as a backup plan of sorts or some shit, shes 23, still studying.
Maybe she sees a good (big guy) in me and would like to settle down with someone like me ? Which i wouldnt mind desu, shes attractive and isnt airheaded dummy. She is probably very focused on carreer in future tho, so im probably not good enough for her
fuck if i know
Im not super attractive, rather tall but average looks.
Okk seems my caffeine has loaded i go do some heavy bent over rows and shit for more back growth wish me luck niggers
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If you smoke weed you are a normie. If you have the social skills to find a dealer, met with him and buy weed you are a normie.
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>>38686005
i have a friend that i met playing autistic weeaboo games at an arcade. he offered me to try some weed in the parking lot outside the arcade. am i a normie
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>>38686005
I was going to say bad things to you but I abstained.
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buy the weed online faggot /threads