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No. I tried it and it was hell.
spoiler: they're still massive whores

Depends on how disabled, but most likely yes.
Doesn't even need to be hot.
"Average" looking disabled girl have a certain charm.

>>38687043
Absolutely not
0%
no way nigga

I will never understand this how people can enjoy this fetish.

See if she'll swallow me

>earth's crust cracks open

>>38686929
>at Billa when I was 7
>they left samples of some really delish candy
>there was a lable that said "Take only one"
>take two

JUST PUT ME BEHIND THE BARS ALREADY.

>>38686929
>be me
>make thread
>never return to thread

>>38686929
That isn't even particularly devilish, you're just defending your lifestyle priorities over the amusements of brief visiters

>>38686924
What the fuck why did this give me a half chub? Is it time to an hero?

>>38686970
Benis the hedgehog?

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>>38686924
Tbh there were some pretty badass ones.

Living alone is worth every cent. I would sooner fucking starve than move in with people

>>38687110
currently i'm living in a really shitty situation.

>live in a town where it would cost 2/3rds of my disposable income to rent a place to myself
>only in this town for work
>renting a room off a family
>discover the room is really badly sound-insulated
>they all wake up at 6 in the morning and the one child begins playing the cello at 6:30 in the morning
>they have dogs, one of which annoyingly barks at lot but is peaceful, the other one actively tries to attack me (its a big dog too) and i have to wait for them to get rid of before i can pass - there has been times i've been trapped in my room for hours because this hound has tried to attack me and no one was in
>have to go up 2 flights of stairs and through the kitchen to get to the toilet
>kids constantly watching tv which i always hear
>kitchen and dining room is the same room, they get home before me, so i wait for them to finish eating before i cook - this has sometimes meant i just starve because they don't leave the dining table for the evenign
>constant human interraction
>for some reason the mother is really passive aggressive towards me, even though i try to be as light-touch and presence-less as possible.

i would have moved out but i'm changing jobs soon, so i've been on the cusp of leaving for the last 5 months. if i went somewhere else the landlord would cuck me over with notice periods and all that.

hate it so much. its depressing enough to be a wagey, but to be someone who feels threatened by an animal, hungry because they can't cook and deprived of sleep and rest because of noise is even more depressing.

Why would you move in with a family? Seems like you never thought that through

>>38686877
>he still has the energy to sit upright at a desk
I truly envy you. How do you do it? All I can do is shitpost on my iPad in bed all day.

>>38686917
Im too poor to own an ipad and for the same reason have a shitty phone.

>>38686877
It's not like socializing is going to be easy/fun at first. It will be difficult to start if you never do it, but it will pay off if you learn to do it

>>38686833
/r9k/ is a place for insecure, slightly racist, disillusioned white boys. it's kinda like hitler gaining ground in germany post ww1 in that it is just as easy for /pol/ to shill for their retarded e-celebs and opinions here as it was for hitler to spread his message.

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>/pol/ invasion

I highly doubt /pol/ advocates threads about trannie/shemale/fembots

>>38686833
They have to shit up every board with their "white genocide"

>>38686766
not being a weeaboo unlike you cuck

>>38686828
stop bullying qt anime grills

35 here, it's going pretty okay. I've decided to move out my parents house finally so I feel like I've made progress as an adult.

it feels like a hug.

Source: I've been hugged before

>>38686744
It's ok. It gets hot after a while just like spooning

>>38686758
By a girl who loves you? I have been hugged before but not by someone who loves me.

>>38686723
8x8 because you could draw a dick and vagina with that amount.

>>38686775
>8x8
Wrong

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You only need a few

I start my new job Monday. I'm excited, and the extra money can be used to get a PS4. I'm really excited to play Dissidia

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>>38686925
oh yeah, I might get one of those someday. I had a deal with the next door neighbour who funnily enough, actually is a NEET/prostitute. Anyway, she was going to clean my house about ten times at ten bucks an hour and I'd just give her my xbox one when she hit 100 bucks worth of labour.

She's currently at negative thirty dollars. The xbox is further away than when she started lmao. She also likes to smoke and drink and usually needs her money for that. I should probably just take my box to the game store and get the store credit. There are good games coming out like FF7 and stuffs.

>>38686998
Wtf get her to suck your dick, dumb nigger.

>ridiculous standards
>brings nothing to the table besides a warm hole
>will hit the wall, deny that she hit the wall and deny that it's a problem
>probably become a cat lady

>>38686656
>describe the modern female.

angry?

a wet hole with an attitude

>>38686611
That's a shoop. Where's the camera?

>>38686643
>not holding your camera in your mouth while flexing

>inb4 'did you actually try talking to girls?'

>wants to immigrate
>hates immigration

>>38686632
Typical mentally ill millennial. Me, me and only me.

>>38686557
What about Chile or Uruguay? Predominantly white, christian, rather save, no muslim immigration, well developed and wealthy, even when compared to several European countries.red to several European countries.

i use it like a mini laptop, also its prepaid so i dont text or call anyone

>>38686498
Letting myself get distracted at work, it's friday anyways so fuck it

>>38686498
> because I can't browse on my computer, I banned myself so I could end my addiction

> cuz mom gave me a smartphone for my birthday