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FIND YOUR BF/GF TODAY! 2017-07-28 06:58:47 Post No.38687472
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FIND YOUR BF/GF TODAY! 2017-07-28 06:58:47 Post No.38687472
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can we have a robot meetup thread?
all orientations are welcomeso ignore pic related if you're bi/gay
this is for all the robots who have no given up on finding someone!
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
i'll start
>20
>male
>johannesburg, south africaif you're wondering, no that isn't my marker on the map
>straight
>3rd year at Wits
>vidya and anime
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>>38687472
Sure fuggit, let's turn this shit into /soc/
>22
>male
>Sacramento, California
>bi if you shave
>full neet
>live music, anime, cooking, 420, alcohol
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>>38687472
>only one woman around MLB
think i'll pass senpai
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Sure I'll give it a shot
>19
>male
>halfrican american
>fat but loosing weight
>austin tx
>bi
>community college
>vidya, music, visual arts, south Asian and Latin cooking, and looking for new things to get interested in
I like chubby girls
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Since there are so many normies here now, post the nudes you have received. Yesterday's thread was hot
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>>38687466
post more dude please port more she fits my fetish of hate fucking an sjw
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>>38687510
Sadly, I saved that pic from another anon. I wish there were more too
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>>38687466
Have some OC boobies on me
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ZCHLAMPF
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>>38687453
BLONGO GLORF IS NWICJDNWPCKEN TUUUUUUU SCOOOOPSSSHHH
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Dibs on the word drumpf
DRUMPF
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Bazunaga
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Why haven't you gone on a big killing spree yet?
What's your excuse?
Anyone planning something, need advice?
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Some of you guys are alright,
Don't go to OP's house tomorrow
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>>38687447
Killing people won't make me feel good
I just want to die
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I still need more time to wait on everything getting better
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>tfw my gf is too horny but I want to sleep
What do you robots do in this situation?
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Start fingering and then eating her out.
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>>38687412
my situation is the opposite.
wanna trade?
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>>38687412
This kind of bait angers me
>my gf only lets me cum on her tits, not on her face
Why are women so cruel to robots??
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>>38687358
know how you feel.
my gf won't have sex more than once a day unless i do the dishes.
but us robots and wizards need to stick together
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>>38687358
fuck that sucks. almost as bad as the girl i dated who didn't give blowjobs and would only fuck with a condom.
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>girlfriend agrees to a threesome
>but a foursome is "too much"
Fucking bullshit. Why are women so cruel?
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Why cant I stop obsessing over female butts?
Its taken over my life. I cant think about nothing else.
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>>38687354
I want 4, or maybe 3. but 4 has the nice under-cheek curve going
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>>38687354
I imagine my related fetishes are enough to make you and Tim Wilson seem gay. The blonde on the left is wife material by the way.
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>>38687354
This is aggravating my spanking fetish
I JUST'd myself
>restart phone
>asks for password
>don't remember it since I've been using the thumbprint bullshit
>get locked out over and over
Fuck what do I do? I don't have my password written down anywhere and I don't want tech support or whatever to go through all my shit.
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>>38687311
Fucking shove your thumb in my ass Daddy!
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>>38687311
That's what you get for using a """smart"""phone you dumb faggot.
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>>38687311
You unironically need to go to tech support. I'm pretty sure they can't take legal action if they find illegal shit on your phone.
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>Put right foot in front of left
>Put left foot in front of right
>Keep doing multiple times
>Suddenly in another room
What the fuck?
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>bend knees
>push against the floor with your feet
>fly temporarily
how does it work, robots?
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>vibrate throat
>move my mouth
>push out air
>suddenly communication is coming from me
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>get instrument
>hit it a few times
>suddenly music appears
what the fuck?
would you sacrifice your intelligence for beauty?
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Yes. Intelligence isnt genetic. I could get a qt tutor and get educated, and also bang her after. This is the only correct answer.
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i would sacrifice my intelligence and beauty for lifetime supply of crisp, refreshing coca cola
gulp into a world of thirstlessness today
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>>38687302
Only if it lasts forever, and only because I'm not a male. That would be a very bad deal for a dude.
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Many of you out there probably believe fidget spinners are just a toy for kids. You don't know how fucking wrong you are. Fidget spinners were designed for elite athletes, CEOs, and arch-bishops. Kids merely adopted the spinning, we were born in it, moulded by it. I've dedicated my life to fidget spinners. I'm the only truly certified grand master of fidget spinners; 3 time defending world champion WWE belt holder of fidget spinning. So I believe I'm the only one truly qualified to tell you that fidget spinning is a man's sport, a man's man's sport. I was once a boy who became a man thanks to fidget spinning and also natural ageing. Do you wanna know the difference between me and a child? I'm 22 fucking years old, children are usually under 12 depending on what criteria you're gonna use to classify someone as a child so think about that shit next time you see me torpedoing down a slip-and-slide sailing at an atom splitting 68 miles per hour going straight into a fucking
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Is undertale actually good? I have it but got bored after 5min.
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damn didn't realize fidget spinners were still in the public consciousness
any predictions on the next piece of garbage that catches on for minute?
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>>38687325
yeah it's alright, just avoid 99% of the fanbase
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So, how exactly do I become a " Chad "?
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Work out, also don't consider anyone else.
Contrary to robot believe it's not genetics, we can all become chads. I want to be a eeuopean Chad, maybe a William or a Richard.
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>>38687245
you either are or you aren't.
if socializing and girls was that important to you you'd pick up on it years ago.
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>>38687307
>I want to be a european Chad, maybe a William or a Richard.
don't you mean "Ahmed"?
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Daily reminder r9k is an anti gay board
Original
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No it isn't, sweetie. This is a trap-loving, twink-loving board.
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>>38687203
>anti/pro lgbt
why the fuck is 4chan part of this culture war bullshit?
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>>38687235
>>>/hm/
>>>/lgtb/
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I need help robots. Im 19 and ive never had a job in my life. Whats the easiest job for a brainlet that has zero social interaction? Im tired of being a poor NEET but im shit at everything i do
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>page 5
>zero replies
just end it all
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>>38687113
I'm 25 and in the same position as you anon. At least when I was 19 video games were still fun
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>>>/adv/ you lazy faggot
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The Virgin scrape
>uses good cream yet cuts himself every time
>bleeds profusely
>uses multiple strokes
>has to shave every other day despite lacking the ability to grow a nice beard
>hunched over sink
>dirty mirror
The Chad shave
>skims his entire face in one fell swoop
>not a single scratch
>blade never dulls
>has never bled in his life
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The Virgin's sentence.
chads wacky 1liners lol :p
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>>38687058
>johnny is 5' 9"
not a chad
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Virgin Music:
Anything from image.
Neutral Milk Hotel
Animal Collective
Kanye West
King Crimson
Modest Mouse
American Football
Chad Ctunes( (Pronounced Chu-nes)
Katy Perry
2pac
Kendrick
Kanye
ASAP
Anything top 40