>when you can feel his balls slapping against your butthole
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>when you feel your balls slapping against her butthole
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>>38688000
Disks snobs DND ddnem
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>>38688000
I really, truly, REALLY love this feel.
Specially if it's a pair of low hangers
amazing
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>sigh
traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women.
I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY?
I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldnt call me gay for fucking traps either.
It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore. Traps still have fuckable assholes, you don't need to fuck the pussy specifically. And if it's that much of a problem, just look away. He isn't gonna rub his dick on you or anything.
There are plenty of nice traps out there, and Im sure you'd get along well with them, but you choose not to because of something on them which takes up 0.2% of their body. It's nonsensical and stupid how worked up people get over something so small but completely ignore the rest of the body.
If you're worried about your friends knowing that you're fucking someone 0.2% masculine and 99.8% feminine, they don't need to find out. Believe it or not, traps can wear clothes too. They don't walk around with their dicks hanging out, they cover their dick with pants or skirts. Nobody has to find out that you're in a perfectly heterosexual relationship.
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Having sex with another male is gay Anon.
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>>38687914
>fucking men
>not gay
????
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>>38687914
>traps are not gay
someone is from reddit
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>tfw 19yo kv
>tfw i wanna lost my v card with a qt hooker in a whore house
>tfw no friends and i dont wanna go alone
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Who the fuck takes their friends to go fuck hookers with them?
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>>38687909
Buying a hooker should not count. Yeah, you technically put your wigglewaggle in a vorpaldorp but you didn't do it right. If you did not befriend a girl and then get close and have sex the normal way, then you're still a virgin.
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>>38687977
nigga is you serious
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are there any cute guys here with youtube channels? send me their channel please
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>>38687899
https://youtu.be/DMcGVjM457w
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>>38687899
fucking fujos and faggots
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkVa-0nz73GpLfjKcHk_fhA
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https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCbyLRFW6XpTAIbBInv-Zmtw
Andrew is cute but cringy
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Any robots play the lottery?
I'm thinking about buying 7 tickets a week online at $2, which will total to $56 a month.
Is this a bad idea? Isn't having a chance at winning $5mil+ better than no chance?
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It's fun to think about it. I play fantasy 5 in Michigan.
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>>38687938
How much do you spend monthly?
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Buy the tickets. A bit goes toward education anyways.
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>find normie classmates tumblr accounts
>they are all depressed and want to die while i have no friends but am happy
what does this mean?
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depression amongst normies is just a meme, and they probably just quote lyrics of shitty depressing music they listen to
don't give it any consideration
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>>38687876
>am happy
you must leave in haste
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>>38687876
It means millennials suck in every way.
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What does cuteboy poop smell/taste like?
Are there any videos of cuteboys taking fat shits?
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chiefly hydrogen sulfide, I'd gather. not having much of a taste, other than quite bitter
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die pIease
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>>38688125
How dare you bump this fag thread
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At what age does acne go away? I'm 20 and I feel like my skin is getting worse.
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>>38687838
You probably have a medical problem. Go to a dermatologist.
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stop eating factory made human grade artificial fillers
tell your mum to buy some fresh produce
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>>38688679
This
You should eat healthier and stop eating junk food
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Who else hates their body here?
>18, male
>weirdly shaped head
>huge calve muscles and big thighs
>fat ass
>otherwise average body
Sometimes I hate going out because of how retarded pants look on me. Anyone else feel similarly?
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trousers always look terrible on me too
i'm skinny but have a broad waist and thick calves so trousers always look really baggy around my ass and thighs and tight on the calves
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what's supposed to be the best type? I'm pretty sure I'm triangle
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Always been disgusting skinnyfat.
Been running track for half a year and eating under maintenance, almost no progress.i just want to reach auschwitz mode
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>take friend out into city to have him check out what's new
>he's a shut in so he hardly leaves the house so want to show him what's happening in the world around him
>drive him back to his place
>we go to his room and he starts changing into pajamas
>we chill in living room a bit eating ice cream and cuddle a bit while watching reruns of King Of The Hill
>when I leave I give him a long hug goodbye since I missed him and it will be another long while before we see each other again
>he tells me the way I'm pressing my breasts against his body is giving him a boner
>he is wearing sweat pants
>I tell him its okay if needs to pop a boner
>he gets fully hard and it rests against my inner thigh
>he thanks for me taking him out
>get in my car and contemplate on rather or not that counted as cheating on my boyfriend
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His intentions were pure since he was honest with you
If anyone was in the wrong, it was you
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>>38687653
You should have helped him out there and gave him a handy you dumb slut. Bad manners.
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>>38687887
I don't want my friends to get any ideas. I already do so much for him. I don't want him thinking he can get sexual satisfaction from me.
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>Working as stock refiller for part time
>Extremely boring and hard (have to stand on my feet for 8 hours and cant stop because cameras)
>Create imaginary gags and humorous scenes in my head with seinfeld theme playing at the end
>People think Im smilling at them when in fact Im laughing at my own insanity
Im a lost cause arent I?
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>>38687612
Do they smile back at you?
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>>38687642
actually yes. I was putting water bottles in their place and started to smile on one of my imaginary situations. Some milf next to me started smiling and laughed a little, thinking it was smile for her (it wasnt)
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>>38687612
>>38687642
I'd smile back at both of you <3
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are you an unexpected pregnancy?
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>>38687577
quite likely mostly probably
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>>38687577
Mum was told she couldn't have kids for busted ovaries or something and still had me. So technically yes
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>>38687577
OH WAIT MOM YOU HAD PLANS FOR YOUR LIFE MY BAD
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Do straight men actually have feelings? It seems like they only care about sex. Are they even human beings? And why are they so hairy?
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>>38687571
Asian straight men have feelings and need love
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>>38687571
Your baiting is ass kill yourself.
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>>38687571
Imma take this b8
> posts on r9k and asks if males have feels
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Why don't you guys just fuck off to r/incels?
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Why would I? I'm not worried about what's happening on Reddit
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>>38687539
what would this board then become? A place for normies to brag about their new girlfriends?
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>>38687539
Don't you need an account for that place? I' pretty sure sticking your registered email in a place like that puts you on a list.
Also its all of the depressing nature of this place without the funny greentexts and OC
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Ok, so here's the situation
>be me
>go gym
>have gym buddy
>gym buddy is borderline chad but a good friend
>gym buddy has gotten me invited to a weekend long boat trip
>like a yacht type boat
>I barely know anybody else going
>there will be 2 chads and 4 stacies
>the 2 chads are going out with 2 of the stacies
>the 2 single stacies probably already look at me as a creep
So, what do I do?
I feel as if I go, I'm just going to spend over 48 painful hours sperging everywhere.
If I don't go, I know I'm going to end up regretting it, as if it goes well, it be amazing.
I only have 3 hours to decide if I'm going or not.
What would you do in this situation?
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I'd probably just go along with it and be a drunken riot
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fuck it and go
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>>38687532
Trust me, you will regret it. These types of things have happened to me before. Going to these events with other people, with my dick thinking that I might just have a chance. You start playing potential scenarios in your head, and thinking there's no chance that it can go wrong if you just play it normally, right?
Incorrect. You're a robot, anon. Normies can easily sense your autism. You have a good friend and he probably let's it slide, but you're truly pathetic if you think you have any chance of doing something in those 48 hours. Trust me, it's not worth it and you will regret it.