>mfw this is an actual book
>>38689899
Nice dubs.
Post some reviews, or leave a link so we can make our own.
>>38689923
https://www.amazon.com/28-Hues-Reeeeeee-Pepe-ebook/dp/B00YI9G52G
>>38689899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc#
this song is so fitting
A few cheeky pints with the lads edition
Which personality is this lads?
It's not that hard to guess
Red wine is actually alright lads. Gonna start drinking this with every meal.
>>38689836
>Fatties hating anyone physically
hmmm
Hello robots,
As i said last week. Im Back. Again im drunk.
Why im so fuck up? Why i can't live like normal person?
>>38689717
>cutting swastikas into your thighs
I once cut "meme" across my calf I thought it was hilarious
>>38689717
stop doing that anon. you're going to make me cry
>>38689717
what bothers you OP?
>talk to this girl online
>always have to message her first, she never initiates conversation
>gets cunty if I don't send a message first and thinks I'm ignoring her
>>38689716
That's right, good little cuck.
Stop you're getting cucked
She's negotiating terms and you're letting her have everything
where is your black weeb gf anon?
>>38689671
I'm trying OP I really am
>>38689762
Try harder, look how sweet they are!
I never realized that black girls could be so moe....
>tfw oneitis got married
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>not cucking her husband
You'll never be Chad like this.
Should have seen that one coming, I guess.
she looks happy
pretty originally too
how do you deal with depression?? I'm new to this crap
>>38689592
>Furry picture
>New
Clearly. Listen, this isn't the right board, or even place for you.
take lots of naps. you can't feel depression when you are unconscious.
>>38689592
you dont. You just distract yourself until you either get better or commit suicide
Who here just accepts themselves now. Post all the fucked up shit you do
>struggled to get through college
>stem degree
>problems with girls and drug use
>finally finish it
>think money will solve my problems, but no
>use to fuck stacy then she dropped me for chad
>she use to talk to me but stopped, little does she know I still iteract with her everytime she streams and she likes it
>I work hard all week to get off friday just to drink myself into a coma and gamble
>have a gf but she is boring and autistic
>now have money and time, what do I do? excercise what? for a different stacy? make more money? thats all Im trying to do
>make more money
>college degree
>non-virgin
>job
>money
>>38689644
what bitch? you thought this was escape? you thought a person could escape by having any of that? You motherfuckers are so god damn pathetic. "Oh I WISH I COULD HAVE GF AND MONEY BUT I LIVE IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT CAUSE IM TOO SCARED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS"
kys, theres no way out even if you "make it", guess i'll come back when i have infinite money and we'll see if I'm happy then, ill let you know if it makes a difference, maybe theres still a way out for you if you become filthy rich? idk, you sit in your basement and I'll go do it and come back to let you know faggot
>>38689587
>Alpha
>Everything is a challenge
>Beta
>Everything is a blessing or a curse
fucking man up or be a bitch till you die, see if I give a fuck faggots
>In 5 months children born in the year 2000 will be able to post here
i wonder how many underaged anons i've managed to crush the dreams of
hopefully many
That feels weird. 0.0
>implying they don't already
I've seen a couple of underageb& from those r9k omegle threads.
I don't want to feel this way forever
i
>>38689555
a dead leeeeeetter maaaaarked -- return to sender
IF WE GO DOWN, WE GO DOWN TOGETHER
I feel diseaseeeed
Is there no sympathy, from..the..sunnnn
The sky's still fiiiiiiiiiiiiiire
But I am safe in here, from the world ouuutside
What do I write on a Tinder bio? I suppose I can't put my interests (typical nerd stuff like anime and video games) or any lol so wacky xD shit that would just make me come off as a tryhard autist.
>>38689530
Just make up some pseudo bullshit like how you enjoy game of thrones and how deep and philosophical you are. You're looking to get laid, not stayed.
Just don't try with it
Mine is "George likes chicken"
>>38689530
What type of girl are you trying to fug? What state and area do you live in and what demographic is it?
Give us a little more details to help you out some more. Also ending my bio with a question that is stupid/funny actually got girls to message me first.
Well hey there NEETie, surprised to see you out and about this early. Me? Well some of my coworkers and I wanted to try the new Chinese fusion place that just opened up, so we're taking a couple hours off for a long lunch. How about you? McDonald's again huh? Seems like that's what you always get. I guess you don't have a lot of choices when your Mom gives you such a small allowance.
Anyway, I've got to get back to work! Ta ta, NEETie.
My gibs don't come in until the 8th of next month. All I'm eating is oatmeal with water, broccoli,and chicken for the remainder of this month.if my pc gives out,I'm fucked because no money
>>38689672
That meal sounds comfy as fuck, Anon.
But Anon, it's 11:36 at night here.
Electric shavers are technology
I've been shaving myself with a manual razor all the time. I would like to switch to an electric shaver.
How does /g/ shave their neckbeards?
I enjoy using an open razor, though most of the time I just use a over engineered twenty blade Gillette wonderfuck for eases sake
I just trim my head, face, pits and balls once a month
>>38689404
>over engineered twenty blade Gillette
yes but as a middle eastener, I'm spending almost 80 $ / year on blades with those, so, I'd like to switch
Are you all as lonely as I am? I just would want someone to hold and talk to. Why won't anyone reciprocate? I thought everyone wanted love.
is it b/c u r too ugly and try to peg hot stacys
love is a simple, base emotion
children experience it and then move on with their lives
adults desire more complicated and rewarding emotions
such as ennui and contempt
generally speaking, only those suffering arrested development give half a care to the primitive concept of love
>>38689540
How can i be mature enough to not crave love anymore?? I'm so needy i don't know what to do
CONFESS YOUR EATING SINS FATTIES
I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE
>>38689298
Sometimes when I'm hungry... I-I eat food.
>>38689298
I thought about making a sandwich and eating it today.
>>38689325
eat my dick next