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Where do I find the milf pussy

they are the girls who won't fuck you now except a few decades older

>>38692920
Milfs are the worst, expect you to "love them for them" want you to put up with their crazy kids/crazy animals and the sex is subpar because they're out of their prime

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>>38692910
when the cuck wars began

When nigger women found it

in like 2008 when i realized the normies would never leave

Why would anyone want to be a politician, especially an American one?

>>38692886
Depends on how I'm looking. If I'm King Chad then sure, if I'm myself then no way.

I'm a tall black guy who's always being compared to Obama(was once told I could be his son, and no I'm not Trayvon). I don't think of myself as charismatic but people naturally like me. With the shifting demographics in the US, it should be easy for me to get elected into a cushy position in Congress by the time in eligible to run.

>>38692906
Money and fame for doing nothing. Plus all the bitches you can fuck provided you're not married.

>>38692878
if you ever get it in use with a female, this will be a good thing as it will be pushing up and rubbing against all the good stuff.

>>38693227
This was my thought process, is it actually true though? Has it been proven?

>>38693388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris

an upward pointer is going to rub on all that stuff.

>>38692856
>I'll eat that Lidl baguette on the bus, I'll readjust my uncomfortable dick placement in public, I'll stare at a girls plump ass for as long as I like.
How is any of that weird? Thats what men do. Were you raised by women?

>>38692889
Yes, like all robots.

People stare when you do that shit.

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>>38692856
>I spent my day taking candid bootyshots of hot girls. Unfortunately they all turned out blurry and shit but I'll just try again tomorrow.

I bought one of these for that very purpose.

>>38692830

Also, I'm a 28 year old virgin. I'm an NEET. Never worked a job in my life. Can't pay student loans and I don't have friends. I've never even touched a girl. I want to know what it's like on the other side.

>>38692830
I'm a 26 yo normie. I have a good job as an analyst but I mostly spend time alone. I don't really have friends, most either moved away or never got real jobs and live with their parents or 4 roommates. I have a nice car and apt. Mostly I play PC games, listen to Opie and Anthony archives on YouTube, and drink. I go on dates every once in a while. Never really turns into anything. Sex has become kind of meh for me. I prefer the independent lifestyle. I live, save, and invest. So, not terribly exciting really.

>>38692830
It's nothing special. That's why we call it normie.

>>38692809
Wow that black guy has a really small penis

>>38692809
You literally just answered your own question you fucking retard

Stop being a cancerous nigger girl

>>38692747
>Do you think you're still a robot?

i don't think. i know

Escorts don't count right?

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>>38692747
>giggle

Only fags like you do that

>>38692735
>Any robots had a roommate in college? How do I not fuck this up

I'm gonna be a junior next year, I have some advice for you -

1) BE ACCOMODATING
My biggest regret freshman year was the way I treated my roommate. When you live with someone else, you need to learn to let little things go.

You need to realize that there will be differences between you and your roommate. My roommate wanted to play music sometimes and I preferred the room to be quiet. We liked different kinds of music, he liked the windows being open while I preferred them closed, stuff like that.

When you live with someone you need to consider their comfort as well as yours - don't be stubborn on little shit like the window or whatever. Compromise will make the year you spend with him much more pleasant.

I'm not saying let him walk over you. If a situation is clearly unfair (ie, dude is a complete slob that leaves rotting food in the room, his dirty laundry makes the room smell like shit, something like that) then stand up for yourself. But err on the side of your own discomfort.

2) BE REASONABLE WITH CASH
There are things that need to be bought in dorms that you guys will share.
Toilet paper, hand soap, etc. Maybe a printer. You'll also get food and shit together often (maybe).

Don't be a mizer when it comes to small purchases. A dollar or two is an acceptable amount to lose to not strain your relationship.

3) He might not be your best friend. Don't expect him to be.

With a lot of people it will turn out that their freshman year roommate becomes a good friend of theirs. You are willing to change, looking to make friends, it's not surprising.

But in most cases this doesn't happen. If he doesn't want to interact with you too much don't push it.

I also recommend you don't take classes together, unless you jive kinda well

Above all, just be as clean as you can. Nobody wants to room with a complete mess of a human being.

>>38693319
Thanks so much, Anon. I've never even slept over at someone's house, so this is a big change for me

Make sure you don't jack off while he's there in the room with you.

Rolling

Oreganoli originoli pastoli tortelinoli

>>38692727
The more i read this the more depressed i get, cause everyone falls under such specific categories.
roll

>>38692727
Seems interesting, rolling

Oregano posto

come on oregon

Post your mom's number, I'll give her a call and my BWC will convince her to go commando all the time

also poast more pictureenos.

You don't stop it, you savour it while it lasts and take more pictures so your buddies on /r9k/ can fap to your mother. You'd be doing a service

You must transcend your want for needless materials.

jk get neetbux

Live small, invest aggressively, get some side gigs going, take intelligent risks

Not sure what else to say

>>38692721
I do get neetbux, I get disability bux at that but i'm still poor nigga

>>38692606
I'd definitely pick the left bitch

>>38692627
left one is better and op is fag
i wanna better myself no wallow in self hate a pity so i choose rightwing politics

>>38692606
why would you pick right

>>38692604
This is some pretty low tier revenge.

>>38692604
Not only is this retarded, but its going to get your ass kicked someday and i hope it does.

>>38692688
Why?

They deserve it for one thing and funnily enough it's always the women who refuse to make room for others. Most men either make room for others or are never stood still being an obstruction in the first place because they have spacial awareness.

That's what I've experienced anyway.

>>38692653
It's a start, better than dancing around them and getting treated like I'm subhuman.

>>38692578
there's a video of him getting knocked the fuck out on stage. take comfort in that

>>38692578
>>38692633

RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i4GgcJVTOo

Beat his bitchass. guarantee he wont do shit