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What's the most fucked up shit you've seen?
hard mode:in real life
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>>38695076
Saw a dude eat a live mouse once
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>be 6
>kid about 10 or 11 runs into a branch and pocks his eye out
>too young to process
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Saw a woman who was driving on a bike at high speed slip and run over by a truck her guts were all over the road. I was 7 at the time.
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anyone else here just a legitimately bad person?
>bought a pet rabbit and beat it to death with a clawhammer a few weeks ago
>stole my mom's money for codeine and beer again
>once fucked a passed out girl at a party
>tied my cat up in a plastic bag and threw it into the ocean months ago, family still don't know what happened
>constantly undermine people's sense of events to make them feel like they're going crazy
>piss all over the floor and toilet seat anytime I use a public bathroom
post of your devilish deeds ITT fellow anons
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>>38695069
>kills animals
>rapes women
I couldn't dream of being this devilish.
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>>38695069
Please don't use Yasuna for your posts, she is pure...
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>>38695069
Christ OP you're actually evil
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>Make a Tinder because I'm lonely
>Match up with a tranny
>Their profile is your typical "looking for the right guy who isn't going to judge me" stuff
>(S)he looks cute enough, decide to message them
>First thing (s)he asks is how big my dick is
>Tell her I'm average (6 inches)
>Asks to see a pic of my abs
>Send them a pic of myself (I have an average body type but I still exercise daily)
>Never replies back afterwards
>This was 3 days ago
Don't fall for the memes, guys. Trannies are just as shallow as regular women.
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>>38695064
>goes on quick fuck app
>le women are shallow reeee
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>hi im a guy who goes on tinder looking for real relationships and i get really surprised when people just want shallow sex, let me tell you about how not retarded i am
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>>38695064
you should probably keep in mind that tinder isn't really a *dating* app as much as it is a *hook-up* app. so I wouldn't worry about this kind of behavior from people on there that much
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The coalition of anti-normie and anti-fag militias (CANFAM) has swept /r9k/ and has detained you under the new anti-degeneracy board legislation, swine! now tell me. What were you arrested for?
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>implying
shigger digger
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>>38695046
I'd say you have the speech down. Now go out there and catch some juden.
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>>38695046
>What were you arrested for?
It would give away my cover if they arrested everybody else but not me.
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Can we have a hairloss thread?
Post/share baldlet feels and stories.
Anyone had any luck with rogaine/minoxidil?
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>>38695041
lol inferior genetics
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>be me 22
>receded like 1-2mm since 20 and sides are thinning
>like NW1.5-2
what do I do? fuck going to the doctors for fin prescription
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>>38695041
Rogaine/minoxidil holds it back long enough to get fit and just shave it (you gotta look good despite being shaved, not because of being shaved)
>19yo who hasnt left his house for years
>tfw mom says that i am wasting my life
WELL MOM, WHAT CAN I DO IF IM A 5'6 UGLY KV
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>>38695005
Did you just get finished watching Welcome to the NHK?
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>>38695005
Get a fucking job. You don't have to be adonis to be a wage slave.
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>>38695005
>not H
wew chad spotted
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>there are girls posting on this board right now with very hairy bushes
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I'd fuck a bushy girl
I'd fuck a smooth one too
God damn it, I'd fuck anything
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Bushes are cute if they're clean
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Clean shaven innie is the only vagina I'd consider fucking.
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I'm God. I have recently come to this conclusion but am sure of it. The only thing I'm not sure about is why I'd make such an awful species as mankind, then become one of them. Have I sent myself on some sort of mission to bring you forward somehow?
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if you're really God can you please fix my life?
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>>38695162
I'll try, I think it helps if you pray to me though so maybe give that a go too
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>>38694982
You should make art installations.
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>Be ugly
>shit job
>OWN a high performance sports car like a Porsche, Jaguar, or Mazarati
Is having a hot car enough to get laid?
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>>38694908
If youre ugly you have to make yourself look ridiculous and find drunk chicks to get laid
Its what birds do, rules of nature and shit
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>>38694908
No.
Pic
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>>38695040
>high performance sports car
>bmw 3series trash
JANNY'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY, COME AROUND AND TALK IT OVER
SO MANY POSTS THAT I WANNA MAKE
YOU KNOW I LIKE MY GIRL'S A LITTLE BIT YOUNGER
I JUST WANNA SHIIITPOST TONIGHT
I DON'T WANNA END UP BAAANNED TONIGHT
I AIN'T GOT MANY FRIENDS LEFT TO TALK TO
NOWHERE TO RUN WHEN I GET DOUBLES
YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
STAY THE NIGHT, BUT KEEP IT UNDER COVERS
I JUST WANT TO END UP BAAANNED TONIGHT
TRY TO STOP MY HANDS FROM TYPING
BUT SOMETHING IN MY MIND'S NOT MAKING SENSE
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSTED HERE
I CAN'T HIDE THE WAY I'M FEELING
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loli doesn't get you banned on /r9k/, my dude
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>>38694871
the girl on the left is literally me desu famalam.
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>>38694903
post belly and pls be in london
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>incorporated city with 700 people that is 5 miles away from me annexed fucking everything around its self
>obviously to create a larger tax base and a "bigger population" so idiots can say "wow, city is bigr n grow omg!!"
>i am unfortunately on the incorporated side of my street
What happens if I say "fuck off" to city taxes?
I use county utilities, and the city has no services here, so I can just not pay the city tax when I don't use their services?
There is technically a city police, but they don't even have a police station and although I wouldn't be surprised if they came up and just arrested me over saying "fuck off" to the taxes, they'd have fucking nowhere to put me at.
Instead of tax evasion, could I somehow make my properties in the incorporated city unincorporated through the county?
Please help /r9k/, I do NOT want to give my money to these faggots who will just dig up my yard if I say "no utilities, no taxes"
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>page 2
I see no-one on the oregano origami chicks-with-dicks board doesn't know anything about cash-grabbing free-masons and/or Jews trying to steal half of everyone's income.
:/
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bump for interest
Seems pretty stupid though
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>>38694860
You could have fucking voted, you retard. That's the whole point of town hall meetings and referendums.
Now you're fucked. You have no say in the matter.
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What would you do if you saw a girl not wearing any panties in public?
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Call the police.
No, realistically, feel disgusted and my heart would skip a beat, and I'd go about my business as though nothing happened like the beta bij I am.
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>>38694823
Follow her for a few blocks to get a glimpse.
Last time I did this I followed her for 15min, girl I was following had her cute ass cheeks spilling from her high waisted jean shorts. I stopped when I decided to go back home.man I'm pathetic.
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>>38694823
I like sexy panties better, bare beaver in the wild is a bit of a turn off to be honest
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>what job do you have
>how were you able to do the normie dance during the interview
>how do you get through each day without blowing your brains out?
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bump
c'mon fellows let's get this rollin'
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>>38694799
That image must be wrong, I never show my anger and I am still angry. On the outside I am calm to the point people think I am cold. On the inside I imagine some horrific murder and mutilation of the people who are making me angry. Sometimes going as far to plot and plan such an event.
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shit minimum wage kitchen job
no interview because they needed people
false hope that I'll find a better job when I graduate
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OK people. I'm in a need of a quick help.
Should I either:
>go to sleep and have 5 hours of sleep
or
>not go to sleep, take care of things and go to sleep around 3PM?
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>>38694779
That depends on what you need to take care of, and how worried you are that you might oversleep if you go to sleep now. As well as how important it is to you to stay up the rest of the evening after you finish your business the next day.
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>>38694779
do what you gotta do first. you'll feel better about sleeping, will have a better and longer sleep, and won't have to worry about whatever it is you gotta do when you wake up.
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>>38694832
Take care of my father's pets. (It's pretty much a personal zoo in an apartment)
Then go to my grandma's apartment and take care of her lunch, dinner, dishes and other chores.
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4 sausage rolls for 1.50 bong edition
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going to retreat from real life and live the rest of my days fucking my 2D waifu with an onahole once AI and virtual reality are perfected
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>>38694776
Sometimes it is but sometimes it's /pol/ jr
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>>38694801
Whatever makes you happy senpai. I'll do the same with ym husbando