Alright 4chan I gotta vent to you guy about my dad.
>bird's chirping, want to come out of cage
>dad finds it annoying, so he starts poking her with SCISSORS
>yell at him "wtf are you doing?"
>starts ranting about how I shouldn't swear at your father, even though it was deserved
>becomes pouty, storms off to MY room, lies on my bed
>about an hour later (was playing vidya to help wrap my mind around how irrational he was being) I go to apologize for swearing at him, then ask him to apologize to me for poking my bird with scissors
>"I wasn't poking the bird with scissors"
>thisbitch.exe
>ask him to have my bed back (it's night where I am, want to sleep)
>"no, I'm sleeping"
>tell him to sleep in his own bed
>he scoffs
>storms off downstairs to the couch and says he's going to sleep there
>ask him why, no one told him to. No one would ever think to tell him to.
>"I just need to be alone"
He's still down there, on his phone. My dad has been like this for as long as I can remember, where he get upset by the smallest of thing and then pouts the rest of the day.
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Pic related is my bird. It's really small, so you'd imagine why I'd be really upset.
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Both of you sound like faggot NEETs
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>>38696265
Nice birb.
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how do i net get friendzoned?
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>>38695974
ouch,
easy just dont be a beta cuck
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make a move on her, ask her out.
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>>38695974
I'll tell you when I figure it out, OP.
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Who is/was that one special girl?
Have you grown the balls to talk to her yet?
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>>38695908
Fuck this really hits close to home. It's realistic like the walk one.
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fukken love these virgin/chad memes
keep em coming plz
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>>38695908
Yeah I did talk to her, surprisingly. She talked a bit while we were playing cards as a group and then bailed and gave her cards away. Feels real bad man.
http://vocaroo.com/
Show us what you sound like. Let's discuss our voices.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SckgvPkUge
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>>38695895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aXYU5avTWb
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n1DTqHa8O2
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>>38696446
If none of us are real, then you must be a boltzman brain where all of us are as real as you.
How sad would it be if I get my first hand/blow job at a massage parlor ?
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It would be appropriately sad. Go for it friend.
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I used to get handjobs from tje Live Girls sex shops near the Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC and LOVED it. A few quarters to ppp the plexiglass window open,ten bucks for the niggress-du-jour,and she reaches through, tugs your junk as you play with her tits,and sploot all over the place a few minutes later.
>Anon stares off into space,smiling...
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>>38695825
Lost my virginity at 21 to a prostitute and honestly don't understand why don't more robots do it. Are you really delusional enough to not realize that it's over for you if you arenot a 6'3 Chadover 20 and a virgin?
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Anyone else here drink a carton of beer in a night?
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>>38695793
No, because I'm not a beta faggot.
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A carton is 24? Probably not.
12? Maybe
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I struggle to drink a carton of beer in a month
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Am I fucked?
>been drinking 30-40 beers a week for 2-3 months
>slight yellow tinge in eyes
>have been diagnosed with gilberts syndrome, but more yellow than normal
>had liver checked 8 months ago, was fine
I am trying to quit drinking, but every time I read shit online and get super paranoid I am going to die. It waste a ton of money getting tests done.
Am I going to die? I am mid 20s. Also, how did robots quit drinking?
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hard to drink alcohol if you don't buy it
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>>38695778
Stop fucking drinking you dumb fuck what the fuck is so hard about it
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find a hobby that requires you to be sober
try lifting weights 5 times a week
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Tell me about her. Tell me about the one who got away, anon.
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>tfw realized never been in a situation with one getting away because of homeschooling
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She's married and pregnant now. She's a cellist in a notable orchestra, a career I'm sure she finds fulfilling. She looks happy.
It's been a long time now, so there isn't as much despair or longing, but I still feel sad and I wish I could just be happy for her. Even though it was a decade ago, I can still remember the brief time we spent together and how I was too scared to start a relationship.
What makes these girls stick in your mind for ages is 'proof' that you could have been with that person. She asked me out, and I said no, even though I wanted to say yes.
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>>38695768
She's all I ever wanted. She left me well over a year ago, and I miss her so fucking much. I think about her more than my boyfriend. (Inb4 normie- I'm a schizophrenic trap with borderline alcohol addiction, no friends, and no skills)
She was something that can't be replaced. I didn't think girls like her could still exist. She was a light 5/10, but had a heart of gold. She had longish dyed hair (usually blue), and dressed like she was straight out of a late 2000s anime club. She helped me stop drinking. She helped me stop cutting. She'd always text me goodmorning and goodnight, leave love notes in my sketchbook, and wouldn't leave me alone if she didn't think I was doing okay. She was awkward and shy, but opened up around me. She never wanted sex, but she'd cuddle me and have me rub her belly for hours. She was my everything. We were together for exactly six months. I remember the night before she left she didn't text me or anything, and I was getting worried. In the morning I woke up to her telling me she's leaving. I didn't ask her why.
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>That autistic kid who would angrily finger kids that he likes
>That kid who did a backflip, shouted "SUPRISE, COCKSUCKER" and tried to staple the teacher to the wall
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>>38695691
>That kid who did a backflip, shouted "SUPRISE, COCKSUCKER" and tried to staple the teacher to the wall
kek
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>>38695691
>that kid who would wear a toga everyday, and on occasion repicla armour which the romans would wear, thing is my and my mates were the only ones who could understand him, as he conversed in latin casually.
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>>38695691
How successful was the stapling?
>that fedora wearing kid that said he went on 4chan to everybody
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>Tfw other planets with intelligent life have a 4chan equivalent
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>>38695668
Strangely comforting desu
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>>38695668
i wonder what their version of the Japs are like
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>tfw ayy9k probably has a functional robot
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>"ohhh.. uhhh. hey girls, this is my brother Anon, he likes books and computers and stuff..right anon? What have you been doing up there in your room all evening?"
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Hot girls like that wouldn't even look twice at you. Unless you had a mysterious reputation.
also, I would never leave my room when my sister had friends over so this picture is incorrect.
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Your such a fucking disappointment.
>mfw
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>>38695620
Do you know what Vacuum decay is, no? Well, let me hand out my paper on it? How does it sound?
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Ideal Country Thread (Autists Only, No Normans Allowed)
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Make up your autismo utopia! Either
>cutting up a portion of some real-world place and making new rules
or, optionally
>making up some fantasy planet - DISCLAIMER: ONLY FOR ADVANCED SPERGS, AUTISM LEVEL 92 OR HIGHER RECOMMENDED
What, if any, fictional tech is present in your utopia? What, if any, present-day tech does not exist? What, if any, final solutions will your Supreme Regime enact?
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>>38695595
Personally, I'd love some autismo maritime nation that owned all the land around the Mediterranean and also controlled the Strait, so you could do lots of shorter boat trips to protected natural places in the Sea or if you wanted a longer voyage you could go around the world for all anyone cared.
I love warm coastal climates, but I tend to dislike the communities that form around them. So I'd need to kick out all those currently living there to form my autismo paradise.
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>Japan
But only if I was born Japanese.
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>>38695758
Y-you wouldn't change anything about the country, anon?THIS IS A FANTASY THREAD NOT A REALITY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Personally I'd want a Japan with modern technology but about a tenth the population. Urban high-rise and suburban sprawl disgusts me desu
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remember fembots, if you're a chestlet, you're fucking worthless
>hurr, but I can just get implants
having balls of plastic is not the same as true natural beauties
you're literally worthless in men's eyes and will soon get swapped with a girl who has bigger tits
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the girl on the left is infinitely more attractive though.
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>>38695594
This doesn't work for girls because they'll just get picked up by another Chad anyway, you fucking dummy.
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>>38695631
Are you blind son? Or deluded?
I FUCKING HATE TOMATOES THEY MAKE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38695512
Tomatoes are great.
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>>38695512
Why /r9k/ don't banned already such autists as him
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Then why did you order a tomato za?
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>tfw ywn wageslave hard all day to spoil your cute dominant anime wife
It hurts a little bit more every time you think about it.
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Anyone out there share this feel?
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>>38695615
>ywn be a submissive house husband
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>>38695409
>ywn get your ass beat to hell by a busty dominatrix Girl's High School student