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>that pillow in the car
>he has a girl in his life
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>>38697757
it's different now
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More like he took it from his mum in case he needs to live in his car again.
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He looks like he is the girl in his life

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Hey guys I brought the chicken wings, what did you all bring to the party?

If you brought nothing, please leave. Or at least make damn sure you're good company. Nothing worse than a mooch with a bad attitude. If you can't even provide good vibes, gtfo
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10 of these delicious hamburgers
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>>38697711

Come on in, amigo
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is this good?

please let me in

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>Working in someone's house installing cabinet
>Father of house comes home
>Not really concerned with his existence
>Look down at counter-top
>See little girl staring at her dad like Clarissa in that fucked-up comic
>Feel something horrible emanating from the father's face, and feel a bit sick
>Think about it and fear that her dad is giving his daughter cummies, and everyone is pretending that everything's ok

How often does shit like this happen in upper-middle class houses?

Do I just have an over-active imagination, or would digging deeper reveal something I really don't like?
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>>38697598
a male alone with a child? must be a pedo

a+ logic single fathers thank you profusely
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>>38697598
Spy on them. You don't have anything better to do, do you? But don't get fucking caught. Read some espionage army manuals first.
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>>38697718
Do you agree with the sentiment that when you feel something going on, something is going on?

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First experience with ballbusting
>new Gothic girl moved to school. Came from a bad home, liked anime, and had zero friends
>got picked on alot for being new and weird and I felt bad. Plus I liked her Mangas
>buddy of mine finally gave me the confidence to ask her out
>fast forward and we're cleaning her house for her land whale mother
>she throws me a broom and it bounces up and hits me in the balls
Stings but not bad. I laugh it off and she makes an off handed comment about hoping my balls weren't too damaged.
>She loves giving blow jobs so later she is down there rolling my balls around and licking all over my cock
>She's asking me about my balls and how sensitive they are as she kind of tests them with squeezes
>I don't stop her advances
...to be continued
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>She keeps pushing it and I love it too much too stop her
>She is super sweet about it though and gentle
>soon that changes, she starts wrestling with me more. Reaching into my shorts and getting a handful of my balls and really grinding down on them
>I'd give up because it would cause her to stop once I gave up.
>She would bite or squeeze or knee my balls and beg me to finger her
>She never wanted sex. Just to be fingers or to blow me
>would use my balls as a tool to get either.
>she got less gentle and loving and more clingy..trying to control who I was friends with and use my balls to get her way
...to be continued
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>I couldn't stand her abuse anymore. And it felt weird having a woman try and assert her dominance
>broke up with her with a text
>She started sending me death threats everyday, would attack me at school and strangle me
>eventually snuck up on me and kicked me in the balls. I passed out from it in the hallway of the school
>She was expelled for 10 days but my parents and town members campaigned to have her expelled for good
>She was moved to alternative education where she wouldn't ever see me
>My mother offered girls at my school $100 for anyone willing to fight her or hurt her
>between bullying and being oppressed by the school she chose to move away with her dad
>luckily I never had to see her again
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the plural of manga is just "manga" you motherfucker

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>Self-imposed social isolation
>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Severe low self-esteem
>Self-loathing
>Mistrust of others
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
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I'm glad we got that cleared up OP. I expect to see a dramatic increase in post quality starting soon
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All of those apply to me except I'm not sure why I avoid physical contact, it's not because I was beat, more that I'm just extremely unused to it.
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>>38697551
Doesn't all of that apply to just about anybody who is a person and alive?

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How does one stop orbiting women online? It's so frustrating and pathetic
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>>38697547
just fap. i guarantee you that you will lose almost all interest as soon as you fap
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You just have to have some self respect, man. Instead of chasing girls who want nothing to do with you you should be enjoying your life and increasing your own value to humanity.
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>>38697547
you just need to stop kidding yourself. they will never fuck you. nothing will ever happen. what do you expect from doing it? what do you get out of it?

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>play vidya
>insanely competitive
>play all day
>when not playing thinking about ratings, theorycrafting, guild drama
>always want to play
>skip meals for days at a time
>socially stunted and alone because of this
Pic related, my main. Greentext your experiences and rate people's characters.
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>insanely competitive
>shit at every game I play
jdimsa
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>>38697503

My video game addiction has got so berserk that everytime I go outside, I imagine myself playing Grand Theft Autom The delusion has struck me so hard that I now suffer from depersonalization disorder, almost like Im living in Solipsism.
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>>38697503
what game is that anon? irigionall

computer light
green text mean post nazi frogs
only home for me
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>>38697450
We got a class 4 autism here
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you live underground or something faggot? I suggest getting a new room
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I'm getting thrown off by the fact that it's one syllable off from a haiku. Anyway that's not incredibly creative OP, I think you're probably deeper than that, you just have to spend some time working on expressing them

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Have I got a story for you faggots
>be christmas 2014
>at family get together sitting in comfy chair
>second oldest sister comes over and sits on my lap
>diamonds almost immediately
>there is no way she doesn't notice
>she keeps acting normally like she doesn't feel anything
>literally about to cry because I am so backed up and this makes it 10 times worse
>finally after thinking about my old fat uncles naked body my erection goes down
>finally gets off me
>not a single word was said about it between us
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>>38697419
Reenact it. Get a boner and ask her to sit in your lap.
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Nice post op
>Also tfw never experience innocent incest like situations on holidays.
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>>38697419
can you post a link to the thread please, just wanna see the op

don't see any precum related deleted threads in the archive

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What to do when you've given up?
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>smoke weed everyday :^)
>immerse yourself in media
>create something
>work

im running out of outlets
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>>38697392
Wallow in self pity until you're dead
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>>38698363
All me except create something, I can't create shit I'm too fucking lazy and sad now.

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I fucking did it, r9k. Today I vented out to my mom and now I will never talk to her again.

>Be at mom's side of family reunion
>Everyone is astonished how different me and my little brother grew up
>Little brother is 16 and is a literal Chad at his school
>God tier facial aesthetics because he was breastfed
>I'm 25 and have recessed chin, big nose, big eyes, and recessed jawline
>My cousin points out that I'm more ugly than my brother
>I mumble "its all because he was breastfed"
>Everyone laughs but me
>Mom notices Im serious
>"Oh anon its ok you didn't want to get breastfed"
>That's when I lose my shit and tell her that I could've had a different lifestyle that would've made me happy
>Tell her the times I got rejected and judged because of my looks
>Basically redpill her and everyone on the importance of looks
>Everyone looks at me in shock
>Lose all my autism and tell her I wish I had a time machine back to 1992 and punch her for not breastfeeding me
>At this point my face is red and I continue to sperg
>Tell her how she had the knowledge to not cut my dick but was stupid when it came to breastfeeding
>Couldn't take anymore so I left

I fucking hate her for ruining my fucking life. She basically used me as a scrapegoat and now tells me with a smug that she's happy she had me so my brother wouldnt suffer the same mistakes she did to me. She's calling me at the moment but I wish she fucking died.
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>>38697378
You're fucking retarded
What the fuck are you a literal retard?
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>>38697541

Fuck off my thread you dumbfuck
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>>38697378
Good boy. Now rape her.

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how libertarian is /r9k/?
i'm 84% libertarian
http://www.celebritytypes.com/libertarian/test.php
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tfw fashy goy
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>>38697624
I got the exact same result.
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>>38697624
0%!
not one point of agreement
sir you need to relax your anus

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hi people, you may remember me form late night, anyway i sent this to my long term relationship girl, and i just want to know if you think it was a good or bad idea

>I really hate how I have to do all the work in the conversation. It's really hard for me to care when it's like pulling teeth to talk to you.

>Like could you try not being so fucking autistic for once in your life.

>I really am pissed that I wasn't able to be with you my entire life.

>I just wanted to be loved and have someone that understands me for so long. I've missed out on so many life events, had so much bullshit piled on me for no fucking reason, had the world seemingly conspire to make me suffer

>Now I just want everyone to suffer. Even the idea that someone out there might not treat me like shit makes me want to kill them. Just rip their spine off their body. It's too late now you stupid fucking cunt. The damage is done, no way for me to change now.

>Why should anyone feel happy? At this point I get the most joy from seeing animal abuse videos.

>The world wants me to hurt people. There is no other reason for me to keep getting these feelings except so that I will have no empathy for others. People either hate me or are scared of me. At least let me given them a reason to. No one you know has encountered even a bit of the suffering I have. Do you know how heart broken it is to see fear in someone's eyes when they are alone with you? It's the worst feeling in the world. just wanting to feel close to someone and they just can't wait to get away from you.
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>Like why should your brother be happy? Why shouldn't I just make something up to the parole board so he goes back to prison? I despise people like him, just because we might be related I'm supposed to change how I feel? He at least got to meet his father, I'll never be able to because of you. He actually has some sort of life, he's achieved way more at least socially. and is clearly much better mentally and emotionally than i will ever be

>And this will be another reply that won't get responded to. It's been a year of trying to reach out and I've given up. At this point expect every reply to be a few words but mostly picture of my cock, some dirty talk, and animal abuse photos.

>drop dead. and you know whats the worst part about those 2 words. I would probably never even know if you did die. going a long time without talking is the norm, no matter what i'll just be thinking, "she'll respond when she's ready, eventually she'll respond" and it might be years down the line. I'll still be replying back, month after month, as my brain slowly dies out. you know, you started out saying that i was a good person, you didn't even know me, and yet you still said that, you know because thats just the way people are supposed to respond to things like that.

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>>38697358
>>38697385
Just recommend that she should talk more holy shit
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>>38697398
yeah, sorry about that. there is some background stuff to this relationship. But basically the only reason i'm not some amazingly successful chad is because of her. instead i'm a robot and will soon be a wizard

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We dont need anyone to be happy.
women and drugs are fun.
that's all. We don't NEED them.
I had a qt gf for a couple of months and i was happy, i felt like i needed her to be happy, but now I realize its a commodity, not a necessity.
I was hooked on drugs for a good portion of my teenage life. I felt like i couldnt be happy without them, but when i got clean I was happy for a short while before just becoming dependent on her.

This is Chad's secret. He is able to act like he doesn't care because he legitimately doesn't. he doesn't need anyone but himself.
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>>38697346
Do you do anything constructive that you derive satisfaction from? Because it sounds like you just live between sensations brought about by outside stimuli. Drugs, feeling good because a gal sits on your face, it hits similar spaces in your brain. Is that all that makes you happy?
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>>38697447
I'm back in school, I bodybuild, and I have a job. While I'm not in the ideal situation, I'm building up to it and there's nothing else I can do right now. I am happy with my life the way it is because I am doing what I can to make it better.
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Isn't this what Aurelius's Meditations is all about?

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>be me
>having a party cus trying to make friends
>invite a few people from my class to show up
>few random people show up
>"never mind", I think, "they'll be no trouble"
>shit starts going down
>guy punches other guy
>massive fight, blood on one guys face
>the winner of fight punches through my fucking front door window (There is a window on the front door)
>storms off into the night
>tell everyone to leave
>fuckers aren't listening, they get mad at me
>push one outside
>lock down
>guy cuts arm on broken glass
>gets fucking mad (he is a nigger btw)
>starts raging out at the fucking door, kicking and yelling
>breaks more of the glass, the lock on the door is kinda fucked up
>so much fucking shit going on
>go into room, call police
>takes them like 20 fucking minutes to arrive
>people are fucking rampaging around my home, everything is getting fucked up
>finally police come and get everyone away
>one guy said he'd fucking kill me

really fucking scared guys, what if they come back. I just wanted a fucking normie party and to be cool. Why did this fucking shit happen to me, perfect example of why i fucking hate niggers
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>>38697326
uninvited party crashers are the worst anon but I'm willing to bet he wouldn't follow through on some shit he said drunk even if he is an ass OP. idk what you expected when you told everyone to just leave though

just chill, i severely doubt hes coming back
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>>38697326
God dam that sucks.
I hate normies.
I knew a guy that had a party, he had a chackboard at his house do draw stupid shit, some guy drew some gang thing, some other guy crossed it out, and then someone got shot in his house,
Look on the bright side, you have a cool little story for sometime you are hanging out with roosties in the future. Leave out the parts that make you look bad, just mention the fight and having to call the cops and broken door, it will sound cool, trust me.
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HAHAHAH I get inviting randomers, even a bit odd..... but INVITING NIGGERS? are you fucking crazy? lol lesson learned I suppose

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