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What are your heartbreak stories.
My best friend and ex(which I still can't live without) are currently talking together on discord.
Cheer me up, robots.
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>>39583450
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thats what happens when you are a dumb cuck with no spine
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>>39584872
Meh, I'm not blaming him, we've been stealing each others girls for years.
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>>39583450
>fall for a guy
>he likes me too
>one of my friends liked him before me
>i reject him so i don't mess up my friendship with her
>automatically after she gets a completely different boyfriend
>things were never the same between me and the guy
>didn't talk for a while
>we hook up randomly
>we don't talk again for ages
>after months and months he reappears in my life only to talk to me via social media and refuse to see me in person
i think i'll just block him from everything so i can finally forget about him permanently
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Since i've started exercising and eating better my depression has completely disappeared
Maybe you guys should try it too?
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sure let me just gather up all the motivation ive been saving for 4 years, oh wait theres nothing here.
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Same thing happened to me. Just eating frozen veggies and walking everyday got me started into a full routine. Now I'm happier than I've ever been.
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>>39583533
Exersiese doesn't have to be working out a gym anon
go for a walk for 30 minutes or play with your dog/cat
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Americans on here don't realize how good they have it
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its ok, would have bee nice to be born in western europe but im not really complaining
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>>39583387
western Europe is just as degen as the other parts m8, hate to break it to ya
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>>39583347
Fuck yeah I do
>go to Venezuela as part of south american vacation
>for 2 days literally need a fucking duffel bag of money
I'm pretty sure I know how good it is here in the states
Help me out robots!
>be me
>5.5-6/10, only hobbies are playing vidya and shitposting on 4chan
>just started university
>roommate is a normie 8/10 chad, 1 year older than me
>he always hangs out with his friends
>comes in late every night
>talks with his gf on the phone for hours
>he's nice to me, but doesn't comment on that i'm really quiet and always staying at my room, playing vidya on my shitty laptop
>i literally have 0 friends in this college
>occasionally invites me (probably out of politeness) to hang out with his probably chad normie friends
Should I accept it? I'm afraid that it'll be super iawkward and I'll feel even more insecure about myself. But I want to make some friends because I'm all alone in this college (I moved in from another city) and I also want to possibly get a gf. Thanks for reading guys.
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>>39583309
Yes, you should accept it
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>>39583309
Fuck yeah you should,
get good haircut
buy new closes
learn on the internet how group dynamics works
get vitamin D + Magnesium
virginity lost by the end of the week, guaranteed
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>hi guys I have a ticket out of /r9k/
>what should I do with it lol
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Who here hitting new lows everyday?
Just asked my only female friend (who knows about my pathetic life) to pity-fuck me. Obviously, she refused.
What new lows have you achieved lately, robots?
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At least you had the balls to ask, anon.
Next time don't ask and just rape the ever loving shit out of her.
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>Ate 7 hotdog sausages for my dinner
I feel like another milestone has passed
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>started looking up asmr porn
All of it fucking sucks ass though.
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>tfw parents threaten to throw me out
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>>39583252
Do you have a job? If not, are you making an actual serious effort to find one? If not, are you at least going the extra mile to help out around the house?
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on the slim chance they are serious, i'd make a list of relatives i could try and beg to stay with. But, you wont be able to NEET there, you'll have to wage cuck
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>>39583268
no i don't have a job and not trying to get one either, but i do however help around the house
if you are not entitled to sex, society is not entitled to your labor and time beyond what is needed for your own sustenance.
if you have no prospect of family formation, society shouldn't have any prospect of getting free meals out of you.
just my $0.02
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You didn't have to include your balance at the end there, we understood that much from your first two sentences, captain anarchist.
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>>39583329
As edgy as he sounds, he isn't wrong doe.
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>>39583249
go back to mgtow faggot
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>mfw the champposter finally stopped
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>>39583141
he is only sleeping, OP
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>>39583141
I haven't seen him in a while. I'm worried, is he alright? I miss his out-of-touch charm.
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>>39583266
shame, it was one of the board's best memes along with wagie threads
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>match a girl on Tinder
>be upfront about looking for a FWB
>she is down, want to go for drinks on the weekend and see where it goes
>ask her what she is doing on a rainy wednesday
>"I'm studying anon but I'm not concentrated enough to learn"
>invite her over for netflix and chill since she could obviously spend her time better
>"Oh I'm going to take a shower and then I'll decide ;)"
>takes the bus, is at my place after half an hour
>ask her whether she wants a beer but she is on anti-biotics
>watch some family guy, start making out after 40 minutes, try to go under her clothes
>"Oh anon we can't have sex today since I'm on anti-biotics and I'm not comfortable with just a condom"
>end up cuddling and talking about our favorite sex positions, hard as fuck
>makes fun of her ex boyfriends dick being small
>"I think it's time for me to go home", look up a bus for her, next one coming at 5 am
>ends up sleeping over, spooning
>still have a massive boner
>"We are both really horny anon, what a shame"
>ask her whether I can put my hands in her panties "Mhmm"
>start fingering her, she is really wet
>go for oral, 15 minutes later she is literally begging for my dick, never heard that before
>says mine is almost twice the size of her ex's
>finally fucking her, really tight, going from missionary to doggy to cowgirl
>afterwards we take a shower together, fondle with her breast and clit from behind, she is really into it
>sleep
>wake up at 9 am, both roughly the same time
>ask her how she thinks about morning sex "Mhmm"
>she gives me a blowjob, end up fucking again
>finally leaves
>she is coming over again this saturday
tl:dr how shitty public transport got me laid
Do you use Tinder anon?
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>>39583116
>There are people like this who still post on /r9k/
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>>39583238
>hurr muh incel board
fuck off
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>>39583238
What did you expect of /b/ 2: electric boogaloo
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Why do betas orbit? Do they realize there's ultimately nothing in it for them?
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They just aren't willing work on there sales strategies and meet numbers of new people required to be successful.
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>>39583053
Because it doesn't take much to keep them in orbit. Any word, look action they analyze and squeeze encouragement out of it. They believe if she speaks to them they are under consideration at some point.
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>>39583053
You sound like a jealous spoiled child that people try to interact with others since you're less popular.
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I hate how indirect you are
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What did this alice do to you
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>>39583091
be indirect
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>>39583173
This
The most original comment on r9k
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Describe your type?
I like pale white brunette wimmin, prefer brown eyes
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Mulatto/ brown girls make me diamonds, either that or ginger girls, i could fuck anything as long as its attractive tho
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>>39583015
Eurasian or something along those lines.
rather skinny than fat.
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Anything goes at this point.
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What's your favorite brand of cigarettes?
Of the ones I've got to try it's Newport 100s.
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>>39583011
Newports are for fags.
Marlboro black 100s
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newports are for niggers desu.
I prefer the organic taste of pic related.
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Marlboro Lights never settle for less than the ultimate cigarette.
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>Had a dream about your highschool crush again
>You graduated highschool 7 years ago
When does it stop?
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The brain is an unfixable thought machine. Once you break it it can never be fixed. No amount of pills,lies,or progress will make in go away. It will always be a part of the shadows that follow you.
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>>39582941
>it's another "end of the college semester and you flunked" dream episode
>it's another parents losing their shit dream episode
>it's another waking up hyperventilating and drenched in sweat episode
WHY WONT MY BRAIN LET ME SLEEP
I'M DOING SO MUCH BETTER NOW
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE REMINDED OF THAT EVERY WEEK IN MY DREAMS
I JUST WANT TO GET A FULL UNINTERRUPTED 8 HOURS
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>>39582941
>been out of high school for 4 years
>occasionally have dreams about high school crush, talking to her, she giggles at me jokes, really friendly
>we were friends in real life, I knew her since the six grade, rode the same bus every day
>lost touch last year of high school
>wake up, start to feel warm tears run down my cheek
I had a few opportunities over the course of six years to make my move, in middleschool I think she even had the beginning of a crush on me, but by 10th grade she started having boyfriends... I'm as beta as it sounds, I don't really miss her anymore, but for most of my school life, just chatting with her could make my day 10 times better
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I'm sick of hug your sister threads. They really do not belong here. It's a trip fag circle jerk that should move to a discord channel or some other shit.
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>>39582940
I agree, other than that, just sage them or smt
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>>39582973
>I agree, other than that, just sage them or smt
I don't post in them
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>>39582940
Let them have it.It's a containment thread for most tripfags,especially the ones that want orbiters.Taking that away means that they will go to any thread for attention,leaving r9k shittier than it is already.