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be a nurse!! practicing nurses get their doctorates
but don't cuck yourself do what will make you happy as you'll try the hardest in that field and get far.

>>38699988
I wish man but I have a weak stomach. The job I have now has nurses around me and I have to look away when they stick people or draw blood. Thanks though.

>>38699965
Accounting or become a park ranger

>>38699929
I give myself hope. There's something inside of me that keeps me alive, though maybe it's just a fear of death or something.

Death gives me hope. It's such an interesting concept. As long as people die, I can be as much of piece of shit as I want. Soon everyone alive today will be forgotten. It'll be as if they never existed in the first place. Nothing really matters. Isn't that just beautiful?

>>38700563
you're gonna be just fine

just remember: all women are stupid whores who want to be used. dont show any weakness or its over

"I like you hair."

>>38699953
Lol like being alpha will work if your ugly.

>>38699928
Try to sway her to the Alt-right ideology.

>>38699883
>hahaha just b urself bro I was like u bro I'm 10/10 looks brok muh 4.0 GPA

Go fuck yourself, normalshit
>>>/out/

>>38699883
Its useless man, don't try to help these losers, look >>38699908

>>38699926
Thanks for the advice, Chad. Now get the fuck out.

i find the humor in it. i'll never have sex :).

>>38699909
see gotta be like this anon, always fine the silver lining

>>38699878
If you can't find the humor in it you're trying too hard not to.

living on easy mode to escape the trials manhood brings.
girl with a dick- of course u get more sex than us

>>38699831
if i were gay as well id be getting more dick than stacey. whats your point?

>>38699858
my man, you forgot one crucial point: you need to be actually attractive and not a NEET to fuck anybody

>>38699828
Best way to get rid of them is to actually try them in person.
Obviously, do something a little more tame, then associate the initial disgust and shame with the fetish you want to get rid of. Done.

>>38699828
Why would you want to get rid of them? I love pissing on submissive whores I never want to change that.

>>38699876
I've done both in person. the worst thing about that was that I loved it. it's like the shame turned me on more
just not being able to have normal sex anymore results in me being sexually deprived and more depressed bc i have to masturbate all of the time

Chad uses one lazy distorted front cam selfie and gets a 100% match rate

It's worth a try but Tinder is the crystallization of all the problems robots have with the dating world.

The app is rigged with the goal of putting the most attractive people together. (If you already knew the ELO system you don't have to read the rest of this)

That means for the most attractive women, tinder puts all the right swipes (you and the hundreds of others that also swiped) at random.

Given that women are also selective with who they swipe right on, you have to be Chad or just plain lucky to even get a match.

I went out with a girl who showed me all 160 of her matches, and they were all entrepreneurs and shit.

TLDR: Tinder is not a good alternative to just asking girls out irl but it may be good practice with texting

>>38699968
We need to crucify the Jews (no pun intended) who made this fucking Chad&Stacy playground. Fucking evil application, to bring ugly guys so the Chads look better by comparison.

>>38699692
No.Most are normies who come here to larp and mock people who have legitimate issues.

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Yes. This place is a complete cess pool of degenerates, faggots and the mentally ill.

Now begone from here

>>38699692
I don't think you understand what anti-social means. Google it.

>>38699691
It's unfalsifiable, unless you're willing to accept a countless amount of anecdotal evidence without dismissing it as anecdotal evidence.
It's a pointless and stupid concept, your pattern seeking brain is searching for justice in a unfair world. This mode of thinking will never benefit you, and you should drop non-critical thought behaviors.

>something bad happens and you did nothing to deserve it
"Fuck, something bad happened"
>something bad happens and you believe you did something bad to deserve it
"Must be karma"

It is human nature for people to treat others in kind. For example if someone is mean to you, you are more likely mean to them, and if someone is nice to you, you are more likely to be nice to them in return. People also tend to associate with people who are similar to themselves where if someone is mean to a nice person the nice person may not even be mean back but instead avoid the other person altogether.

So while all the nice people get treated nicely and all the mean people get treated meanly, religious leaders needed a way to explain it so they came up with the religious doctrine.

I just noticed you have meme after karma. So basically why do bad things happen to good people and why do good things happen to bad people?

That's a tough one. There's the idea that all anyone cares about is money so they'll screw eachother over in order to get more. Or, all anyone cares about is themselves so, again, they'll screw eachother over since in doing so they aren't screwing themselves. There's an idea I saw in the movie Hamlet (2000):

Our wills and fates do so contrary run
That our devices are overthrown
Our thoughts are ours
Their ends: none of our own

In that there's so many competing forces in life that even if everyone had the best intentions there would still be the people get screwed over due to all the inadvertent consequences.

>>38699689
I disagree and I'm not wrong

>>38699689
>caring about canada, india, new Zealand and australia
the fuck?

>>38699772
India is clearly in the 'eh' category

Death is much closer

>>38699683
depends on whether she has a nice voice

>>38699683
Of course it is; that's like everything you could ever want.

Looks fade, so "Is she a bitch? y/n" becomes the ultimate determination of wife material.

Most girls actually smell pretty good because of their hair product or whatever.

Probs fruity

>>38699611
>>38699633
>>38699661
all that hair shit/perfume/booze is gonna mix together and create a sickening odor.

>>38699604
>implying I won't kill myself soon

>and spent half my money to support people of color and single mothers

>i am so glad i spent my young adult life on a kaenue reeves fan forum/mongolian wicker basket bidding site

>>38699558
Girls like guys that most guys despise because they love a guy that makes numales online furious
If guys didn't bash leafy online as much as they do, leafy wouldn't have millions of girls creaming themselves over him

>>38699607
>a 20+ yr old with greasy hair, a nasaly voice, and no chin who looks like he's 15 would make girls cream themselves

Anon.

>>38699638
You don't know how girls work
Leafy triggers millions of guys into furious rage against him
Girls are attracted to guys that make other guys furious