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Fetish masturbation addiction.

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being alive, apparently someone else said this

There's too much stuff broken to fix.

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>she's just a friend

>>38701861
If I wanted to date her I'd just tell her. She'd be a horrible gf desu

This sounds like a toxic "friendship"

>>38701794
Getting into chad-shape is just an effort thing, because even manlets get into chad-shape. Just work out your ass off. Most Chads go to the gym 7x a week.

The motivation for a higher career is a problem but there's nothing wrong with signing up for classes and just rolling with it.

Caring about flaccid dick size is weird af though. Like if you're 2 inches flaccid but 6+ inches erect then who gives a shit.

>>38701794
>>6/10 face, always told I either look angry or sad
Been there, why do normies do this?
>just BEEE more happy, Anon

You're grasping at straws man

>5'10, shorter than every chad in my town
Not too bad. Ignore the memes
>6/10 face, always told I either look angry or sad
admittedly that's annoying
>facial hair nonexistent
You're 18 also who cares
>penis between the sizes of chapstick and bic lighter when flaccid
flaccid size doesn't matter. One of my teachers used to say: "some are growers, not showers"
>dropped out senior year
Yeah that's a problem but still fixable
>work at fast food joint for a dollar above minimum
Appropriate job for an 18 y/o. Also isn't anything above minimum wage good for a fast food job?
>probably all booked for college this fall
I don't understand. If you mean it's too late to apply for next semester then yes that's right.
>literally live in a basement
You're 18
>genetics to get into chad-shape before puberty totally ends
is that how that works?

You're a bit of a loser but basically fine with plenty of potential to improve. Stop trying so hard to be a "robot"

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>>38701776
>Is this what /pol/ meant when they said porn was a Jewish conspiracy

No.

>>Music no longer plays over the porn like it used to

Thats not a bad thing

>>The cameraman is always the laziest and most uninspired fucker in the room. Nothing is ever elaborate or artistic.

Yea porn really needs to step up to hollywood standards and give angle prespectives from the window/closet/keyhole to really immerse me and make me feel more of a pathetic voyurist.

I don't like how porn's pretty much always dull and the permanent lack of interracial hentai and the few that does exist is pretty racist

The most interesting porn I've seen a while was a JAV with guys sticking their dicks through holes in the classroom waiting to be casually serviced by the teacher and students
It was kinda funny and even though it was probably fake they showed all the actors and I think some crew messing around and having fun on the set. It was nice

>>38701710
>married
>financially successful
yeah at least what a fucking NORMIE

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>>38701889
Yep. he's living the dream

>>38701910
oh shit is he getting cucked

You have my permission OP

>>38701695
No just get over the relationship already, she's not thinking about you or checking your profile faggot.

also

>ex

gtfo normie kill urself now

>>38701870
I hope she hasn't forgotten me completely, also, she's my only ex, I don't think I'll have the opportunity to get another one anytime soon ;-; I just want a qt gril to hold me and tell me how much she loves me
>>38701782
Y-You were supposed to say no :(

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what is "the high school mentality"? Do you mean being overly fixated on getting laid?

Because they shut themselves from the outside world after high school.

Because just about everyone is in or fresh out of high school.

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I think I might be at my lowest too. I'm more functional than before, but the trade off is that I'm always on drugs.

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She left me a week ago. We used to text every day. I still check my phone from time to time, like I did before, but now I know that for sure that there's no new message. I thought she would have texted me something by now, but no. Nothing. Nothing at all. I want her back, but I'm not going to text her again. I want her to text me.

She said that she doesn't love me anymore. I have no idea where I fucked it all up. I wish she would have told me at least that, no matter how painful it would make me feel.

I've had an erection that's lasted more than 12 hours what should i do?

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come to denmark cute aqua poster

Rest in peace bing bong

Get a VPN, faggot. I pirate whatever I fucking want

I know that feel OP. My only hope is that Bannerlord gives me a fresh new game to play.

>>38701448
i doubt it. i started playing games i was never able to play before, like the witcher 3 and shadow of mordor and they honestly dont feel like anything at all, they didnt make me feel anything.

but hopefully it's different for you and you get to enjoy it.

>>38701428
This was me a year ago. Literally built a $2000 pc only to end up browsing 4chan with it.

>too easygoing and attention-desiring for INTP
>too static for ENTP
Who /xNTP/ here?

I'm mixed with white, black and Mexican. Let's just say I went through a lot of identity crisis growing up as a teen. But I'm 20 now and I'm doing pretty well, mainly just keep to myself and shit like that.

>too autistic to associate with anyone

I know your feels Mr black man

>>38701373

this is like a psychological horoscope

could fit many dysfunctional persons

some things in the list are overblown

other than that, quite a handy list to describe a robot

Sounds like me. I should probably kill myself.

>>38701337
You're probably autistic and act crazy with your cat and torture it thats why she hates you.

>tfw you cum on your cat and she hiss at penis

>>38701353
These are the worst kind of hisses. :^(

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>>38701332
programming. it lets you explore your ideas while building a valuable skill. sometimes it will be a huge pain but other times it will feel very rewarding.

you don't have to program just vidya or websites either. you can program hardware to make things like robots and drones.

and fuck you for calling dubtzu thots

you can cry,eat,masturbate and hate youself

>>38701332
Fixing up a car

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>>38701297
Reminder that Jake will go bald by 25 like Logan. When that happens, his adoring 14 year old female fans will move on to another social media Chad.

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*dabs*


fuck this fucking wordfilter

>>38701508
he'll probably have tons of money so it won't matter