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Alright, lad! Opinions on this cuck and his gf?
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>>39584006
which one is which
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>>39584006
his gf (male)?
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>>39584006
there's a woman in this picture?
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How do I make my sister stop posting these gross pictures of herself on social media? It's fucking embarassing going to school everyday.
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>>39583941
I'd be more worried about that unsightly black blemish on her face.
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Most people went to school everyday. There's nothing embarassing about that, you're not weird.
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that is one smooth belly button
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>My literal autistic friend who smells of BO and has long, unkempt hair has had multiple girlfriends
>Meanwhile I'm a kissless dateless virgin despite being hygienic, well-groomed and fashionable
What the fuck is even the point in living? It's like some supernatural force deemed at birth that I would be an eternal failure with women.
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He's probably better than you personality-wise. Women are less visual than men. If you're able to give them emotions, they'll love you for it.
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>>39584454
this just b urself
or stop being ugly lmao
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>>39584454
I mean he's a cool guy, but he can be annoying at times. He also fits the "nice guy" stereotype to a T. He thinks that he has to basically be a girl's servant and do everything for her. Doesn't always work out for him but he's had a few GFs as I say.
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Anyone here who lives in squalor?
How bad is it?
Why do you think you are living in it?
How does it impact your life?
It's pretty bad in my app, this week I threw out most of the thrash and threw away most of my furniture because it was fucked. I also have a fucking rodent problem.
I have no idea why I live in it. Weird part is if I'm at work I'm superclean and when I'm somewhere else I even get disgusted by a stack of filthy plates while I had a whole closet full of them and more stacks in my kitch just rotting.
It pretty much sucks ass because I can't invite girls/friends over. Literally declined 8 girls that were dtf because of it. Also it gets in the way of developping new hobbies as everything is just littered with thrash and useless junk. I also have a hard time to sleep because the mice make a shitton of noise at night.
Weird part is I have really good personal hygiene for the rest. I shower and brish my teeth atleast twice, I'm always well groomed and the only clean part here is my bathroom and the closet where I put my clothes. I'm also the first one who would clean someone elses appt after a party or such. Even when I set out time/goals I have a really really hard time just cleaning my shit. For example I took today off to deep clean and we're 7 hours in of which I worked 1 hour and 20 mins.
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>>39583898
TL;DR: OP is lazy af and will stay poor and dirty
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>>39583898
Fuck man well the good thing is that you know you're doing something wrong. At least you have good personal hygiene. It's just a matter of getting to work on cleaning your apartment and getting rid of the mice.
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>>39583898
I live in squalor and have for the last 2 years. Unlike you, OP, it's not by choice. I'm just extremely poor. Right now I have just over $600, the best I've been doing in a very very long time. Hope to crawl out of this hole soon.
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i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you i need you
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>>39583869
this wont win her back lol, accept your fate cuck
also mods pls
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just let her go..
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>>39583891
i don't know what else to do though
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>tfw no baIIs gfs
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>>39583831
yo wtf is this shit
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>>39583831
Everyday we start further from God's light
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>tfw your balls will never lick your dick
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>coworkers find out you play piano
>they start making fun of you and derisively call you Piano Man
>try to be cool about it and own it, laugh with their jokes
>get told to "wipe that fucking smile off [my] face faggot" and get threatened to have my ass kicked if I "pull that shit again"
What the fuck is wrong with normies?
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>>39583751
where the fuck do you work
orongola
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>>39583751
God damn dude, what did you do to them?
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>not being NEET
>not going down to the local piano lounge and having adoring fans
Your own fault OP. Wagecucks don't understand art
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/r9k/, thoughts on J.K. Rowling?
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>GRUMF IS A BAD GUY!
>REEEEE
that's all I get out of her entire life, I seriously couldn't give a shit about these fucking liberal celebrities who want to flood the lower classes with people they'll never see and call them racist for not getting along.
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HP holds a special place in my heart because childhood and first girl I liked
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>>39583746
she's pretty garbage as a person
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I have a lesbian crush on my younger cousin. What do?
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>>39583735
come to socal bring your cousin and ill cure the both of you with my neet cock
heres your (you)
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>>39583735
men can't be lesbians you dumb faggot
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>>39583735
girls aren't allowed on this board
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Whats going on Fellas!
So I was out and about and I decided to record my newest crazy idea. So what I've been doing is just walking up to random ladies and starting a conversation then saying "SHUT UP AND KISS ME"
Here's the video footage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpD9Pm5ON68&t=22s
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>>39583713
Shill your cringy pranks somewhere else faggot.
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>>39583713
> walk up and trying to kiss random girls on college campus
Wonder if he's been accused of rape yet
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>>39583713
Leave Juan alone
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If you want attention and an easier life why don't you just become a tranny? It's not like any of you guys are worth anything as a man.
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Op likes dik
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Yeah I'm sure my life would get a lot easier if my fat retarded ass wore a skirt
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>>39583676
Because nobody wants to receive attention for being a disgusting freak.
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>be a boss
>shitpost in your office
>employees think im actually working
NEETs will NEVER know this feel
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pretty shitty thing to do to your coworkers
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ur employees are shitposting too anon
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>>39583701
This lol. Anon runs an office where everyone's just shitposting pretending to do work.
MS PAINT ART THREAD
Make art and post it in teh thread.
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>>39583548
fucks wrong picture. I wanna shoot my self now.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaariginal
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>>39583548
yoooooowo
whats this?
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Are stickers the bodymods objects?
Look at this tryhard over here.
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*the bodymods of objects
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>tfw want to get elf ear body mods and full body snake skin tattoo
>had a vision I was Going to be president in the future
Well shit,guess I can't.
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>>39583604
Why would you want to? Sex roleplaying? Are you a DA/Tumblr quasifursona?
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What does /r9k/ think of Russell Howard?
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>HURF DURF MORAL FABLES ARE LITERAL RELIGION IS STUPID
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>>39583464
Fucking annoying
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>>39583486
>NO! THIS part is literal! THIS part is metaphor!
Christniggers are worst cancer.