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because you have shitty genetics.

LOSER ASS DUMB SHIT KILL YOURSELF YOU'LL BE REPLACED

>>38702917
>>38702876
This desu. It doesn't really matter though. You weren't getting laid anyway

when i stop da jerk off and cry :(

Over 2 years ago and we'd been friend since fourth grade. I suprisingly cried over it.

Sent him 4 messages on 4 different days. not one got a response ehhh he was a normie anyway

Always eyes on the prize working toward a goal

>>38702710
Face.

Oriii

large bone density,bone structure,pale skin,thick hair,unique eye color,muscle and so forth

>>38702680
>has an internet connection
>believes the entire Universe is against him
Stop being sad and stupid.

Whats is wrong?
What have you done to fix it?
Why have you given up?

>>38702700
A hobo off the street could get an internet connection nowadays. Fuck yourself normie.

>>38702674
In real life, they are disgusting pigs.

Probably something along the same lines of being in the same situation you are and thus more obtainable

>>38702674
Because they literally don't exist.

You might fap too much. People that routinely masturbate, as in more days masturbaiting than not, get bags under their eyes

>>38702705
Wat, that sounds like bullshit

>>38702633
Diet?

>>38702705
Really? Where's the proof?

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>he tried learning guitar to impress girls
>he thought it would get better after high school
>he imagined joining a sport and becoming a model athlete
>he confessed his love for a girl only to get rejected but still hung around desperately hoping maybe she'd change her mind

>>38702622
>on the airport

Wut?

>>38703962
any place with a huge audience

thats what autists like.

>>38702612
You need to be killed.

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>>38702626
That's pretty rude
Oregano

>>38702612
Noice. Don't like lunchables but still noice

create some new creative notes then

>>38702619
I will but ill never get the old ones back. A years worth of every good idea i had is gone

>>38702607
What were your notes about dude?

>>38702592
>silverfish

theres no such thing. you are having a psychotic episode.

>>38702592
Gently pick it up and toss it outside you sociopathic fuck

>>38702620
A silverfish (Lepisma saccharina) is a small, wingless insect in the order Zygentoma (formerly Thysanura). Its common name derives from the animal's silvery light grey color, combined with the fish-like appearance of its movements, while the scientific name (L. saccharina) indicates the silverfish's diet consists of carbohydrates such as sugar or starches.

You should of just done it, it would have felt good and there isn't really any major consequences from just one line of coke if it was just the one time:

>>38702583
Should have pretended to do it then stuck your dick up her front butt and caught yourself a nice STD.
Or tell her she can have free drinks at the bar if she sucks your dick. Then don't give her any free drinks.

>passing up free coke

You're right, only the lucky few get to do a job they love

Most of us do a job we like, and that's enough.

For example I like my current job as a server because I make more money than I used to. Also my coworkers are good people.

So it's more about enjoying what you do rather than doing what you enjoy, if that makes sense.

>>38702628
>Most of us do a job we like,
No we/they don't. And as you went on to clarify, you only feel you like it because it has more pay and less shitty people compared to your previous jobs. You're still a slave, but now at a better plantation.

>>38702656
The difference between you and I is that I accept my limitations and I can clearly see I'm happier than you are.

Might be something to think about.

The system is fine as it is. A few don't get any, but the majority does.

>>38702570
You don't deserve any. You work for what you get and you are thankful for it.

>>38702594
pussy is a human right.

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Any fellow robots own a fleshlight or onahole?

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anyone got any other PMV or Cock Hero recommendations?

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Cleaning it out is easy if you pull and shoot then just wash out.

Exquisite bait.
Most delectable.

>>38702519
>How did you meet your first gf and what age were you?
First year of HS, she approached me.
Only lasted a few days because I didn't want a gf.

Second gf was next year at some church group thing, we were playing the telephone/message game and I asked her for her number on a dare from my friends.
We went out for like a month or so.

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>>38702519
I met her at college, she had pretty low self esteem and didn't talk much so I just included her in conversation with other people so she wasn't left out and felt part of the conversation. She slowly came out her shell and we begun hanging out outside college just being friends before I told her I liked her more than a friend. She didn't belive me to begin with so I took her out on a date to dinner to prove it and then she confessed she liked me too. After a couple of months we eventually made it official and we've been together for about two and a half years now looking to start renting somewhere soon.

You can all make it robots don't give up hope.