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>>38703518
If the pain killers don't work then why would poppy seed tea?

>>38703546
They did work, but they stopped prescribing them because they thought she didn't actually need them.

wrap a truth in a lie
say you've been looking into stuff for her, but don't admit you already have it/dosages down/etc
say you're worried about her pain and will do anything to help
don't admit anything until you're sure she's OK with stuff, simply speak 'hypothetically' til then.
although why would your mum rat you out for something like this?

just had another thought, actually. try bringing up medicinal weed first, gouge reactions, etc. I mean, start slowly.

>>38703463
it's not that simple Mark. it's naaaaat

>>38703507
anyways mark hows your sex life?

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so how is your sex life julay?

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>>38703435
>How do people just "Go" to bars and meet people?
Nobody does this.
Not even normies.
At best, they go with a wingman/other friends and then happen to socialize with others.
But more often than not they stick to their own social group.

>>38703454
Then how can i make frens when i have no social circle anon ?

>>38703435
If you have to ask, you wouldnt understand.

>>38703454
>Nobody does this.
Not true.

>>38703407
The smart people are the ones who got laid and ran around having fun and probably got better jobs anyway

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>tfw too smart too finnish high school
I actually had really good grades but I just hated going.
Been a NEET ever since I dropped out.
>select all images with bridges
fuck u

>Posts on /r9k/ to validate themselves.
>being simultaneous this arrogant and this insecure.

>>38703324
do it, OP trust me you will not regret... you will be your own (and free) man

living in china would be nice desu if u speak the language

>>38703324
Go away John Beta.

>>38703298
same as ever t b h

>>38703352
I feel The Armistice agreement is about to be gone this or next year desu.

>>38703365
i feel like this week im going to win the lottery this time

>>38703284
>Yu yu hakusho
Every single character was a huge faggot except Kuwabara

Late 80s early 90s.

>>38703284
In my euro country it was popular around 1999-2004. I used to watch it a lot as a kid, so I'd say that the generation would be 1993-1998.
But my mom used to watch it too, so idk. Many adults pre 1990 used to watch it too

>>38703226
>upstate ny
where are you?

>it's summer well into December in south FL

>>38703271
315

Still far as fuck from Syracuse literally in the middle of no mans land

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>crush on girl in middle school
>she asks me to carry her books for her while we walk to class and talk in the hallway
>oblige, thinking she'll like the gentlemanly gesture
>fast forward a few weeks
>get new guido Chad in class
>literally his first day at the school
>he sits directly in front of me
>she's sitting across from us
>look up and see her mouthing the words, "Do you want to go out with me?"
>she's talking to him but I think she's talking to me
>I start responding with yes
>she doesn't seem to get it so I make it more obvious
>notice the guy in front of me is also mouthing words
>realize what just happened
>sink into my seat and hope no one noticed

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i wasn't the one humiliated, but still
>in class, sitting across 9/10 qt3.14
>stare at her
>she catches me
>turn away for like 5 second, resume staring at her
>she catches me again
>this happens for 4 or 5 times
>finally she says audibly
>"STOP LOOKING AT ME ANON"
>she expected me to be looking at her, but i wasn't
>she realizes that
>me and other people look at her surprised
>"I-I thought you would be looking at me"
>her face reddens a little
>people are now weirded out
>obviously embarrassed
>mfw i get to keep low key harassing the 9/10 and she is now too embarrassed to react

>high school
>"Friend" and I were chatting on the way to class
>Some girls walk by
> One of them calls for me and points at my feet
> Look down
> Toilet paper with some shit is sticking on to my shoe
>Other girls laugh
>The one that pointed goes and nabs the clean part of the tp
>crumples it and tosses it away in the trash
>Headpats me and leaves
>"Friend" laughs and tries to heatpat me
>Sock him near his nuts and head off to class

beauty is on the inside anon
being yourself is what matters :)))))))))))))))))))))))))

No. give up on sex

>>38703086
I've never really pursued it properly before.
I mostly after emotional intimacy but if it isn't within my grasp then it probably is best if I give up.

All girls look the same in the darkness.

>>38702947
Yes, would even cum to scars.

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>>38702947
Given that in the United Kingdom for age group 17-24 the gender ratio remains 1.05 men to women I'd be obliged to. Personally I don't believe in the concept of "love" and see it is a means towards procreation. I could easily force myself to develop an "interest" or take responsibility for her providing that her personality is of a desirable standard (not overbearing, has self-respect). I could easily care for her knowing that our children will look normal and secure a future for our cultural/ ethnic heritage that is being so rapidly eroded via the current trends of gentrification and an unsustainable stance of migrants (I do mind migrants entering the UK though to allow hundreds of thousands at any given year risks civil unrest in the future, that and for a country so crowded it would be ultimately beneficial for the population to naturally decline as it would do without such until there reaches a point where the fertility rate is on or over the replacement rate). With this being said there would also be the major benefit of the women in question having no incentive to become unfaithful as she would be incapable of having her affection reciprocated based on her appearance (though on the other hand some may take advantage of her vulnerability to woo her, thankfully I can easily protect her and obliterate any of these hereditary defects).

>>38702916
Why Civ 3? Why not 4?

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>>38702916
heres another one anons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeU5Q7ITkVg&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aHZGBIu8oPMlT82ZIbiwRsP&index=89

Id suggest any of the MS series, but MS III is absolutely phenomenal

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>>38702955
Civ III is just a game i am comfy with anon.
I just love it so much, could never get into CIv IV though... i am saving for civ VI though because i have heard its really good

also heres another bit to the original image

Why don't you think not masturbating will do anything? It does something.

placebo effect anon

>>38702900
Hello doger

>>38702893
It comes from ancestral fertility cults/worship.
Very common in Afrika and pre-Columbian South America

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>>38702893
it's just that we're ass men desu, but turning down skinny girls is a SJW facebook meme

the guy's been brainwashed

>>38703138
>we're ass men
No moron. You're just underage/young as hell.
"Ass men" back in the day (before the niggerfication of mores) used to like small, round asses.
You just grew up in a milieu where ebonic taste is popular

>>38702887
Yes. Its also for degenerates who want to escape their shitty lives and are too weak to face reality. But I don't see an issue with smoking up just for fun with some buddies once a year.

>>38702912
You have clearly never smoked before

>>38702974
okay and? what does this have to do with the question?