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>>38703965
>inb4 wagecucks invade the thread and start flaming you

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>>38703965
sometimes i enjoy getting paid to throw your pre pubescent ass outside where you dogs belong

>>38704247
>t. bitter wagie
you flock to these threads like flies to honey

also don't ask for proof bc last time i posted it i got BANNED and move to /soc/ shithole

I don't know what helpful advice you could possibly give me.

>>38703974
Post your voice as proof. There aren't any rules against it.

>>38703943
>there are no downsides to this drug

Ha ha ha you say that now

Side effects i got:
Massive mood swings like fucking suicidal depression , excess stinky sweat (two showers and deoderant daily barely help) . forgetting to eat.. Should i go on?

>>38703943
The only known cure for brainletism.

4chan, this place, r9k

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>>38703941
>be 13
>shit upbringing, absent father, single mom (which led to me being feminized)
>normie despite of this, good grades, solid group of friends
>discover atheism
>cringy atheist phase over
>start to get into nihilism/existentialism
>dude life is pointless i'll just lay down and die lol
>fall into deep depression
>close to killing myself
>start smoking copious amounts of weed and isolate myself from my normie friends
>start to ditch school
>fast forward
>now 19
>brain is fucked from the weed
>dropped out at 15
>no friends
>former best friend is now literally a world-known celebrity, starred in a major show
>could have had it all.jpg
>more depressed than ever

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>>38703941
>be born in Australia
>my parents move back to poland with me when i'm like 3 weeks old
>spend next 4 years of my life growing up happily there
>parents decide when i'm 5 to move to australia again
>start school with zero english or familiarity of local customs
>get picked on by other kids and have zero friends until i'm in like in year 5
>move in to high school
>could have taken advantage of a fresh start but nope
>nosocialskills.exe
>go through hs with like maybe 2 or 3 not even close friends and never talking to a girl
>year before final year of high school
>close family member dies
>cripplingdepression.jpg
>wind up graduating with marks that were ordinary at best
>now 19, alko NEET piece of shit with no clue about what direction to take with life

Ok, but first I'm going to shoot up your pussy.

I'd rather shoot a load inside you

I wonder what's more intimate, having sex or shooting up a school together.

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>>38703882
I never found it that bad, as you could quit whenever you wanted to and I was not a fat fuck.

I loved that test. Years of tag and races with my friends made me the last person to drop out almost every time.

>tfw you effortlessly pass a puffing chad who misses the beep

>>38703882
I know this is supposed to be a meme, but I legit never had to do this test when I was a child. Is it as bad as people say it is?

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Did somebody say feels
why do i cry so much anons

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>>38703749
what's wrong anon?

Original comment

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It's ok anons, we'll go through this together

Tell her you've got some pizza at home. Once she arrives offer her a drink and watch a movie. Then bang her like a normalfag and proceed to GTFO forever.

>>38703695
Uh
Uh
Fuck man I'm sorry I don't know how this works either

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>>38703695
B urself


In a very original way

>>38703683
>I have no interest in being human
Sounds gay

>>38703683
I just want to be upper middle class so I can set up a biohacking lab in the basement where I work on black market pathogens to create genetically modified bioweapons

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I want to be rich so i can be neet forever.
I hate being a wagie i don't want to do this for the rest of my fuggin life.

sit tight

batteries dying mate, replace it.

Is there any chance its monoxide or something like it? Keep in mind its the middle of the summer where im at.

maybe she hates the taste of dirt in hot water like any sensible human should
she didn't ghost you though, so don't think into it bud.
gl faggot

>>38703606
She's a nervous sperglord. Give her time.

>>38703606
dip immediately. I'm telling you she's a cunt cow

I don't even try to be honest my family

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>>38703594
>tumblr filename
>thinks ERP, cyber sex and textfucking is not degeneracy and is not equivalent to have sexual relationships with someone you have an emotional connection in order to deepen your intimacy.
Nice b8 m8

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never even created online dating profiles ever and the only vidya I play any more is 1v1 RTS (multiplayer, I mean). So basically I never tried.

I was actually thinking about making an OKC tonight, a thread earlier made me consider it but I forgot to post and ask if it's a stupid idea or not.

>>38703583

Diddled as a child

>>38703583

Abusive childhood gave me massive social anxiety

Chronic pain and I don't really like people that much.

>>38703568
Yeah, I'd rather watch anime and browse 4chan, and I'm not even being sarcastic.
Being with people and having to conform to social norms is very stressful. I just want to be left alone.

The fucked up part is society will use shame tactics to try and make us conform.

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>>38703568
Yes, and it's fine those things are not even that fun they are just following the expectations society put on them in order to keep their normalfag status.

I was really mean to the girl I eventually lost my virginity to

Maybe there's something to this

>>38703557
children show their affection towards the opposite gender by bullying them, they don't know any better
how do you not know this?

>>38703557
>>38703577
That shit isn't supposed to work past elementary, though.