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>>38705090
Don't make me remember that

Yeah it wasn't terrible just a waste of time. I didn't get bullied, humiliated or anything like other people here, I just didn't make a friend, slept every class off and graduated with top tier grades like a turbo autist.

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>>38705090
remember elementary school?

>>38705017
Aside from that potato on her nose she's gorgeous

>>38705017
fucking gross nose, tattoos and fat

3 giant red flags

Nice earrings

>>38705016
"I don't like ice cream, thank you very much. How is the search for a surrogate going?"
http://www.refinery29.com/2017/07/165426/kim-kardashian-surrogate-third-child

Ice
Original desu

Chocolate with sprinkles please mister

We don't need to live at all

>>38704938
>wanting to reproduce
I think one tenet of being a true robot is that you ascribe to antinatalism. It just doesn't make sense to want any more suffering in the world.

That being said, yes; even simple onaholes have largely sated my sexual frustration and all the examples of women I've seen have removed the romantic vision I had of them.

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>>38704938
>Sadly. We can't reproduce without them, that's the only thing they're useful for.

>>38704902
>tfw femdom gf
life is too good

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i like subtle size comparison femdom.

i generally like clean femdom. Sometimes I'm in the mood for raunchy mommy femdom though.

>>38704902
fem domme here most sub guys are super autistic and that's not attractive at all
also anything involving the feet or butt is gross and you should feel bad

Autism is a fucking buzzword now.

>>38704851
>a real autistic tendency
>real autistic tendency
>tendency
>tendy
Memes seem to become more real everyday

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>>38704851
This is just the beginning, Imagine 15 or 20 years from now when they will have to face having to compete with a logical companion that was created to help him over beta bucks

You slept with that? Damn you have some problems

I sleep with a teddy bear that someone gave me as a gift. It's comfy. Would recommend. I'm 22.

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Where the fuck did it all go so wrong for me

>>38704799
i know that feel
don't worry anon, smoking is gonna kill us both fast

How much do you anons smoke? I don't usually go over 2 cigarettes per day.

>>38704909
pack a day, easy
2 a day must be cheap

>>38704752
>how much attention do we want for these pics we will post online?
>oh my god ALL THE ATTENTION -giggle squee-
>LETS GET OUR BUTTS OUT :3

left>middle>right
just try and prove me wrong, brainlets

"Get ready to welcome the new batch of immigrants!"

>>38704735
you got this champ

>>38704735
urgh, why does a single girl speaking to a guy mean that she is interested in him. its called being polite.

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>>38704735
go get em op you got this

>>38704630
Where do they dig graves at at night. Are you lying ?

>>38704630
>i worked construction for my dad in random jobs
>i went to school (shows your disciplined)

easy
done

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>all the restaurants in my area want at least a 2 year degree and you need to take a standard algebra test
i thought this shit was supposed to be entry level

>>38704614
>pedophile
Depends on looks. If you're a 40 yo fat neckbeard yes, if yo're under 30/look normal over 30 no.

>weirdo
"turbo normies" will think this, adults won't. A lot of normies will think it's a bit odd but not care. No one will say anything to you.

>>38704614
im wondering too.

i want to watch Spiderman alone today, but im afraid people will think I am pedo since only children watch marvel movies.

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>he uses the single riders line

>>38704583
>>>/r/ is that way, bucko.

>>38704583
Doesn't efukt provide sources under their videos? I think they used to

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>>38704583
I recognize that background.
I think it's "wannabe pornstars get trolled" or something.
It's hilarious

>>38704572
it sure as hell doesnt cure autism but your chances of getting a gf will rise exponentially

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>>38704596
>this fucking meme AGAlN

>>38704572
No . Its no different than doing drugs. The people just get off on endorpanes and other things and power trips.

>>38704517
>what is google
Good thread, my dude.

>>38704616
I googled that shit and found nothing. I'm probably autistic, but I'm still asking for help.

>>38704517

Here you are sempai
https://9gag.com/gag/aNzAw4A