>try to finish moeshit series without alcohol
>can't bear it any longer
whats an easy way to get alcohol when ur under 21 and have no friends to buy it for you? i only have two episodes left
Why are you watching that stuff if you can't stomach it?
Micro-dose vanilla extract. It's usually approx. 50% alcohol.
>>38706770
Here's some advice, senpai. In return I'd appreciate if you told me the moe anime you're watching and gave me a review on it.
Get something like four feet of clear plastic tubing, maybe half-inch diameter, from a hardware store. (This is also not very expensive.) Put the jar with the alcohol on the counter, and put an empty jar on the ground. Stick one end of the tube in the alcohol, but only partway so it doesn't get down to the sediment. Suck on the other end of the tube like you're drinking through a straw. Once the alcohol gets near your mouth, plug that end with a finger and put it in the jar on the ground and remove your finger. Ideally the alcohol will start flowing through the tube (this is also how underground rivers work). If the flow stops, try again.
And be careful to manage the end of the tube that's in the jar on the counter, to make sure you don't suck out the sediment. It won't kill you or anything, the sediment is apparently used as a sandwich spread in the UK (called marmite), but it will make the cider unpleasantly sour.
The yeast will make the juice bubble, sort of like opening a can of soda except it lasts for like two days. So make sure you leave enough space to account for that. But besides that, just use whatever amount of juice you can fit in your jars. And as was mentioned above, this is very important: DO NOT seal the jars airtight, or they might explode. The cheapest thing you can do is put some cheesecloth over top and use a rubber band to hold the cheesecloth to the lip. Or use a balloon with holes poked in it, or use one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Kitchen-Dining-Brewing-Fermentation-Airlocks/zgbs/kitchen/979848011 Just make sure that gas can escape your jars somehow, and ideally, you don't want air getting back in, because remember you're going to have a really sugary liquid sitting around at room temperature for two weeks. Ideally your brewing yeast is the only thing alive in there.
>>38706934
OOPS, read this part first. That's how you siphon the alcohol.
>>31579584
Five gallons of store-brand apple juice with one packet of brewer's yeast. Five gallons is the standard size for homebrewing. That said, adding too much yeast doesn't matter, since the yeast will multiply as much as it can, so adding too much just gives it a jumpstart. If you can only get one-gallon containers, just divide a packet evenly between five of them.
Part of what's good about going with apple juice, besides the fact that hard cider is actually good, is that you can't fuck it up.
>A female will never look at you like that
Why you still try robots ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Xln5BVB4Y
4:45
it's more embarrassment than attraction
>>38706797
Stay in your delusions anon.
>>38706768
I am not even trying anymore i gave up.
What if someone came out with an AI that replicated a girlfriend? It would be indiscernible from a real person.
>take interest in your hobbies
>cheer you on when you have bad days
>make you feel like a million bucks
Basically a vibrator for the ego.
I wonder if people would respond to it more enthusiastically if it were perfect, or whether it might be better to have little flaws included, maybe even have it programmed to have a big fight with you once every couple of months or whatever.
>>38706728
Probably I would finally reach my potential and have a decent mental health? All of my problems are linked to my emotional issues and i could focus all my energy to enjoy myself, the ultimate revenge against society, normal fags, roasties, Chads and failed normies. Living a happy life without them or following social norms
>>38706728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykgorigami is fun
How do you stop being newfag? I know you're gonna tell me to not post stuff like this, so no more.
>>38706559
stop thinking you aren't a newfag
>>38706589
I am a newfag. kill me.
>>38706559
Lurk for a year.
Reminder that Chad is not your enemy and you should be friends with one
>>38706479
I am his enemy
>>38706479
>implying real chads are not likeable and well adjusted human beans
>implying chads aren't inheritally nice people
Chad invited me over yesterday and we played d3 on his PS4, we're going bowling today.
> try to befriend chad
> used for cheap giggles
> chad bros laugh at my expense
> it's just jokes
> am i too pussy to take a joke
> tolerate the ridicule
> become doormat
> at least i have cool friends
give me one (1) reason why I should shower
i guess i can't come up with any good reason.
climbing into freshly cleaned bedsheets after a shower is one of the comfiest things man can experience
So for once you can smell like a civilized human
I unironically listen to Kanye West.
everyone does it you dummy
I can fuck with some of his songs.9
>>38706383
: Like we always do at this time. I go for mine, I got to shine. Now throw your hands up in the sky
:DD
Ordinaries and harlots, begone thee! Tis a place for jests and automatons.
>>38706354
Armour making a comeback when?
>Mother superior found the bone chapel
They were just like us
Does you robots have experience with sleeping paralysis ? I've been having them on almost a daily basis for about 2 years now and i just can't seem to find anything to get rid of it, what are your experiences with that ?
>>38706320
>>>/x/
Summon me a succubuss while you're there please.
>>38706320
Got it most of my life, in fact it wasn't until I was maybe 15 that i learned sleep paralysis wasn't normal and most people only experienced it once or twice in their entire lives, if ever. I mean I know everyone actually is paralyzed during the sleep cycle, but it's rare for most people to become conscious during it.
My experiences are the typical one, I've gotten various types of hallucinations accompanied with it, usually feeling something "evil" sitting on my chest, or breathing down my neck, or hearing footsteps around my bed and stuff going through my drawers, feeling things staring down at me, etc. however one time the hallucination was something really peaceful, saw a bunch of bright lights flashing before my eyes and heard the most beautiful sounds, like rushing underwater through a tunnel of voices. I still get SP, closer to once a month rather than once a night now, and the hallucinations are very rare, now.
I view it as a blessing. I think it's an interesting experience and even though I panic every time and try to escape, I'm grateful for the experience. I'm also interested in Lucid Dreams and sleep paralysis is a great way to get a lucid dream.
Interestingly enough though, every single time I've had a lucid dream; shit got really scary and I had to wake up. Like 2 nights ago:
>sitting playing a video game with someone
>look over at the guy sitting next to me
>realize I have never seen him in my life
>realize I'm dreaming
>get excited
>guy turns and grabs me, his eyes turn pitch black and blood is streaming down them
>everything gets dark and he starts trying to drag me down somewhere
>start trying to wake up
>wake up paralyzed
Weird shit like that. Every lucid dream I have seems haunted by malicious entities, I guess my subconscious doesn't want me poking around?
>>38706320
Don't sleep on the back
>think children are cute, appreciate them
>entirely non-sexual
>if i would ever try to say so, i'd get labelled as a pedophile and a freak
what do normies mean by this
>>38706306
That's how the normies treat men who think like that. As for women, it's perfectly fine behavior to them.
>women all want a guy who likes kids
>liking kids makes you a pedo
square this circle
>"your child has beauty and I appreciate it"
>"cute kids my nigga"
Choose wisely robots
Bullyingwithout a licencewill not be tolerated in /britfeel/ edition
>>38706305
Fine edition. Best hand out the licences to the lads.
whats your opinion on national service, lads? Torn on it myself, my granddad supposedly had a great a time but i can understand how it would be hellish for others.
I don't think if people did do it they should be forced into combat roles however
>>38706280
I work on emails now, phone gremlin
Should I lurk more or post something?
I been lurking for about 3 years
If you lurked for 3 years, you can post already
>>38706255
I lurked for 3 hours.
Been here for a month now.
No one suspects a thing.
>>38706255
I'm lurking all the time too, I just hate being ignored nigga
Are Polynesians the ultimate chads?
>>38706234
Imagine how stinky these islanders get from their living conditions. I wonder what the women of the tribe smell like haha
>>38706826
just for laughs haha
>>38706888
Delicious triple you got there
Just.. for.. research.. purposes.. hehehe..
My grandma just passed away, My parents and some other family were there aswell. I don't want to go over there even though my dad offered to pick me up.
Love you grandma
>>38706206
My grandma passed away on the 27th. Its actually causing a massive mess between her remaining children could even end up in lawsuits. The funeral is on wednesday next week
>>38706236
Fuck man. The passing of a loved one should be something that gets the family together, not tear them apart. I take it it is about her remaining funds?
>>38706276
Yes partly. The other part is My aunt that was taking care of her might be responsible for her death. That same aunt is the money issue my grandma has plenty to pay for her funeral expense but the aunt has already claimed it as "her money" before the will process has gone through and refuses to pay for the full funeral
>there are people on this board, right now, would wouldn't be willing to wait until marriage for THIS
Kys you deluded losers.
>>38706193
>tfw a more masculine face than 99.99% of robots
>>38706208
>this meme again
That's not a masculine face, that's a well developed face of a normal European female.
>>38706193
Not enough bangs, hair not dark enough or light enough. 7/10 would not bang.