http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zcCwzdgn13
>>38711228
send penis pictures in the most original way possible
[dab]
>>38711273
[dab]
>>38711228
Are you from the southwest? I really like your accent.
Any other foreign speakers on r9k try to go on other image boards, but somehow end up coming back here?
I spend 4 years learning english in school, and 10 years reading it online, but I still have easier time reading on my native language.
Still robot tho....
I don't relate to people from my country. Spics have spic mentality.
My country is shit country, run by shit government, for shit people, for shit reasons. I have no interest in staying here. I'm read English so I can move and good bye to here.
My country has shit for 300 years.
Saturday night shitposting on /britfeel/ edition
IF YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE IN THE THREAD
KEEP IT OUT OF THE FUCKING THREAD
>>38711276
What are you talking about babe??
ebin in 30yrs LOL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXZ3MEo1oM&feature=youtu.be&t=17m57s
>posted my face in a /soc/ rate me thread
>somebody keeps posting my picture everywhere on /soc/
what do i do?
Are they reposting it because you are that ugly, or is the person just autistic?
>>38711239
I don't think I'm ugly, other people who replied said very nice things. /soc/ seems much kinder than /r9k/
>>38711209
Learn this valuable lesson about data security in 2017.
Would you date a camgirl?
>>38711150
If they were retired sure.
sage
>>38711150
If she didn't take dick on cam, then maybe
Someone who constantly needs attention? Yeah fuck that. You're retarded if you even consider dating one.
I have the option of getting with one of these girls, which do I choose? Belly girl or braphog?
Fat bitch probably sucks a mean dick, that could be interesting
>>38711132
I'd bang those titties into oblivion.
>>38711168
I can see if i can get some more comparison pics
>Hey chad, turn around!
Dragon punch
>>38711125
what are the welsh?
>>38711682
A miserable pile of sheep
The devil will find work for idle hands to do.
>be 27
>read all the books i could, taught myself every major field of academics in the scientific/technical/humanities areas
>wrote stories and played music for most of my life
>however dropped out of college, working a minimum wage job now
>can't be fucked to learn anything anymore, can barely create, even reading is a chore
>burned out and afraid of doing the things i used to love because i fear none of it matters
Is there any hope for someone as useless as me?
no, i've never had a job because i'm too shy
originalylly
>>38711123
But now you make me feel so ashamed
Because I've only got two hands!
Does anyone else here have huge folders dedicated to 100s of individual anime girls but doesn't actually watch any of their shows?
I would if it was Hotaru, but I don't think I've found 100 pictures I like
yeah i used to do that but then i kept deleting folders because i had a identity crisis all the time
9/10 the shows are shit too
>>38711148
I have tons, you want some?
>>38711160
This. I haven't watched any anime for about 3 years, but I keep coming back to anime babes. The shows they're in are usually insufferable.
Give me your best female hate material and reasons to live life single
>>38710999
You first OP. Seeing a hot Asian properly wearing a bikini does not make me hate women or want to be single.
>>38710999
I would give anything for the chance to sniff her. Beautiful, divine woman.
Not OP, but I'm sort of developing a theory that men are the only ones capable of loving someone that isn't their child or grandchild. Women can feel a combination of friendship and lust towards men, but not love. They believe this to be love because they don't know what true love feels like. It explains a lot desu.
So this is the way that Robin Williams killed himself. Seems unremarkable yet obviously effective.
But here's what IS remarkable. Was just watching a short video where a doctor is talking about the autopsy and how this mechanism works for suicide and he says that, when using this method, you lose consciousness in 5-15 seconds. Then after 3-5 minutes of remaining suspended, you die completely.
Why is everyone looking for helium when something this cheap and this effective exists?
Link the video you fucking faggot for fucks sake.
I am interested
Because it's really painful and requires a hell of a lot of willpower
>>38710969
Suffocation is extremely horrific and painful, even if it does supposedly only last 15 seconds.
>groping my own ass pretending its a girls
>groping your ass pretending it's a girl's
>be 17
>did this
>also, ended up growing quite a large ass somehow
>felt more and more like a girls
>friends notice big ass and joke about it
>partying with friend later
>get drunk
>we're about to go to sleep
>keep flashing my ass at him
>get into his bed, naked
>stick my ass out a bit
>as the night goes on he drifts closer to me
>feel his hands on my ass
>he starts feeling me up
>touches my cock, rubs it like a clit
>feel something pushing into my ass
>you can guess what that was
>he fucks me
>I suck his cock and he finishes in my mouth
Also, there were a bunch of other guys in the room. 3 beds, one was mine (got taken by someone else), one was the friends, there was a third bed with someone in it, and someone sleeping on the floor.
>Take up drinking
>most of the fat goes to my ass
>Kinda self-conscious because of the sudden tightness of my jeans
Women like asses, r-right?
>please dont kill yourself, if u are alone because nobody loves u because u are ugly just get over it faggot, im gonna fuck with that tall chad i met on tinder, good bye
>implying someone so desperate that they resort to ending their life care about how's it going to be afterwards.
I hate those virtue signaling faggots.
suicide effectively stops things from ever getting worse
it comforts me that once I die nothing I was worrying about would ever matter. there will be nothing just silent and calm void.
Your tinder profile looked like you had hair.. Da fuck whiteboi? You think i'm dumb?!?!
>>38710850
Yeah, and your profile pic was at an angle that didn't make you look like a hambeast.
>>38710850
Umm I definitely have hair.
>>38710932
>greasy, receding hairline, white stuff
I've tried everything to be gay, but I still don't enjoy it in real life. How do I fix this? I already:
- cum from my butt
- jerk off to 2d and 3d homo shit
- imagine myself cuddling with boys when i'm in bed with my pillow
- flirt with guys online
Yet I can't do it in real life. How can I get over the final step and be happy?
>>38710822
you're not gay
stop trying
>>38710822
Prison gay fags need to kill themselves.
>>38711516
but they're easy to have sex with if you want