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Hey CaliBots
do any of you have the invite for the server
also california bot thread
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>>38713791
that server is so shit. i left. not many good servers. but the good ones are amazing.
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>>38713791
661 reporting
also this thread will get moved to /soc/
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>>38713814
why will it get moved?
it didnt break any rules
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ITT: what physical features do you like in a lady, anons? Big boobs, big bum, big eyes
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>>38713762
None of the above.
The soul
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Chubby but extremely pear shaped.
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>>38713956
Why do I know you're ugly?
>it's my fucking birthday
>it's just going to be another day of making myself pass out over and over again
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>>38713656
Happy birthday
all for you
Discord: Frisk#6158
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>>38713656
I wish you well, OP.
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I'll bump this thread so you don't feel bad.
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You have been visited by a dog.
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>>38713641
i am also a dog
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>>38713641
huh, thats kinda neat
can i stroke him?
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>>38713641
Hello doggy, who's a good boy?
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Oracle's birthday Edition.
Ask something to the universe and see what the future helds for you.
I believe that in this cyclic universe, in a cyclic date, readings will turn out pretty nice.
How:
>State your khhv status
>Tell the "oracle" something about yourself.
>Ask a query.If you came late to the thread, look If I'm still around.This mean lurk for My post and see if I've said I'm done for the night anywhere. 1 or 2 hours should be how much I intend to spend here.
Let's practice arcana, robots.
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POP POP
BRRRAP
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>>38713561
V only
I've never tried drugs
Will my oneitis love, or at least like me enough to go out with me anytime this year?
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>>38713561
Khv
I like listening to the music of Will Oldham.
What is the end of the year looking like for me?
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When a girl says she likes sushi, does that mean she wants to meet?
Autist here.
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>>38713533
It means that she likes sushi but doesnt mean she wants to meet.
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>>38713533
Why the fuck is the image limit 3mb on /r9k/?
I wanted to post the webm of this cute asian refusing to eat sushi covered in semen. My point is she wants your semen on her sushi.
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>>38713614
Well shit ;/
Why would she reply then? I'm sure she has plenty of chads to choose from.
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How do I obtain a cute right wing gf?
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>>38713452
way too prized and sought after. basically bigger than stacies. truly the 1%.
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>>38713452
Maybe try attending Trump rallies and impressing her directly with your handsomeness and resolve
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Just focus on getting a cute gf. If you're not some cuck or alt right fag, she will adopt your views as her own.
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Anyone else? I saw this brought up in another thread and figured it might be a common robot problem. I was bullied by 3 stacies in middle school and it completely fucked my confidence with women.
It actually turned out that 2 of them had crushes on me though
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Nope, never happened tome.
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>>38713408
You're lucky anon. Unless you were just a ghost in school
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>>38713392
Yeah,she happened to be my downstairs neighbor
but anyway years passed and she friend zoned me so whoopdefuckingdo
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I found this on my brothers phone I think that's his I can't tell if that's hard but what the fuck I'm shaking it's like 4 times bigger than me what do
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>>38713354
suck him off
you know you want to
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>>38713435
I kind of want to
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>>38713486
lewd
be sure to swallow his load
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Do people actually enjoy the taste of beer or is it just a meme?
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Some taste good. Most beers do not. Everyone wants to get drunk though.
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>>38713092
Some beer is okay, but most are shit.
All craft beer is garbage.
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>>38713092
I do.
A nice Rickards Red and some hot buffalo wings are a delight together.
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I am a man and I honestly, genuinely, 100% find this to be the perfect, most attractive female body type. Not fat, not skinny, not athletic, just flabby and average. Toned, muscular women aren't attractive. Women should be soft. Chubby and obese women aren't attractive. That's just kinda gross. Women who look like this are perfectly small, soft, and feminine. Why do people honestly think that we find supermodels attractive?
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>>38713046
>find this to be the perfect, most attractive female body type.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>38713046
Nice try roastie
You can like whatever you want, but the instant that you try to force your degeneracy on me, then you are stupid.
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>>38713046
Normies problems are not my problems.
Also sage
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"Justice" is a fake idea. It doesn't exist, and it never happens. From this we can extrapolate that morality is a fake idea as well, just something the proles are instilled with to stop them from taking advantage of the system and getting ahead. How do I give up on the morality meme and stop feeling bad when I steal and lie?
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>>38713016
Nigga da fuck is goin on dat shit pic?
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>>38713016
so damn insightful.
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>>38713016
Reported for underage
Enjoy your ban faggot
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Would a girl like this date an original blackbot?
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>>38712903
It's hard to tell with these types. Try for chokers if possible. Some are sluts, some have a "mental illness" and some are prudes it's kinda hard to tell even from behavior alone. They either like Chad or are BLACKED. Some will date an uggo or a incel if they're the pitying type. They will on occasion date a member of their own subculture but it's not as often as you think
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>>38712903
Isn't she a white supremacist or some shit?
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>>38712903
venti would because it gain her some attention
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I love tricking spergs into thinking I like them
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>>38712853
You are a bad man.
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>>38712853
Maybe you're also being tricked into thinking they like you
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>>38712853
Are you a trap? pls be a trap
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Hey robots do you know of any high quality and reliable free iq tests?
If so please link them down and your iq's
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I wish I had a double cup of lean right about now
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>Hey robots do you know of any high quality and reliable free iq tests?
No, in fact I can tell you with great certainty they literally do not exist, assuming you mean "reliable" in terms of "reliably gauging intelligence". IQ tests of high quality are done by trained examiners using physical puzzles, written questions, and oral questions and break your intelligence down into multiple categories. They are expensive.
IQ tests online, due to the nature of how you interact with them, are limited in the aspects of intelligence they actually test.
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>>38712821
Download an old SAT, then calculate IQ from the percentile.