Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1539. page

>>38714494
I never felt it. Back when I was in school I wanted women for sex, but when I found out you had to interact with them socially to get said sex I lost interest entirely.

>>38714543
how the fuck did you think sex worked

>>38714543
So what do you do with your time then? Oreganno

>>38714455
desu I just want a girl to cuddle and feel compassion for me

>>38714455
I'd much rather put my penis it inside girls butt holes.
I have a huge anal fetish.

>>38714574
You could fuck a guy and experience the same feeling, honestly. Have you considered that?

Fucking normies stealing our quads

>>38714444
don't even THINK about speaking to me until I've had my second cup of coffee xD

it's not even a joke. How can you just go from 0-60 the moment you wake up

>tfw I finally make a friend and his mom is thick and hotter than any other woman I've ever laid eyes on
>stay friends so I can come over and flirt with his mom who flirts back
>one day tell her I want to fuck her
>says it's inappropriate, asks me to leave
>friend never talks to me again
I still think about her when I jerk off

>>38715256
Why didn't you get drunk with her first, anon?

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>>38715256
Wowwww you're fucking autistarded

>>38714400
preach, rapping Tomoko

>>38714400
Nice rap op.

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Yes more Tomoko rapping thread.

>>38714383
Greentext or get the fuck out faggot

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>>38714383
Didnt you do this a month ago and then cucked everyone?
Can't you try come up with new bait?

>>38714383
This is just the beginning, things can only get worse from now on

>>38714346
first, you have to tell us what programming language you are trying to learn

>>38714361
the easiest one to make some bux, i just don't want to live like this anymore

Brokebot here
need to find a language to choose before i try to attain money like OP

>>38714346

>it's another sissy white boi thread
Shut up and go away.

>>38714325
nothing about this thread indicated that op was white

>>38714273
>>tfw no skinny bf to watch anime with while I grind my dick on his ass
Good post

>>38714233
done.

origamily

>>38714245
sex

>my files do not return anything on this search

> did you maybe misspell something?

>Go on /r9k/
>Ask people to stop having casual sex
>/9k/'s crowd never even had sex in the first place
>Self fulfilling prophecy
kek

> This week, I asked my crush at work to go to lunch with me on Friday, and he agreed.

Stopped reading at this point.

Get the fuck out, normalfaggot.

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>>38714197
>I have a monopoly on all the suffering and wretchedness in the Universe

How have you known this guy? You might want to wait a little.
Don't lose hope, you got this

Just tell the landlord you'll pay later.
Keep stalling until you get kicked out.

>>38714078
nah, she's too nice and some guy already came my room and payed rent in advance

welp

forgot to ask, how to stop anxiety and that difficulty in breathing and heavy chest/heart feeling you get?

I'm thinking very positivly, but it hurts so much and won't go away, I took some meds, but they just make me sleepy

>>38713961
>25 and your life is already over

what a fucked up society we live in. who raised you ?

>comparing myself to my peers
>it hurts

I'm always reminded how much of a failure I am and that even if I tried to fix my life, it would be a shitty, condencending, patronizing and pity version of a normal life.

Recently I'm almost obsessed with how I wasted my career life and how a friend did the right thing which I didn't and now he's enjoying a great life. Thinking about that is making me despair. On top of that, I feel embarrassment and I can't live life like this. Knowing that someone else did the same thing before and if I encountered them, they'd look down on me patronizingly is killing me.

I just want to curl up and hide in a dark corner.

I'm so lost I don't even know how to start getting better. I feel like I'm trapped and can't get out of my situation. Only suicide looks viable at this point.

>>38713897
What if your name starts with a Y? Only half-faggot?

>>38713945
What kind of gay fucking name starts with a Y?

>>38713945
There are no names that start with a y

>>38713890
what did you try (again today)?

and what do you consider existential success?

>>38713942
Somebody who reminded me of myself came to me for help at work because they were afraid to ask for help from our boss because they were afraid they'd be punished for not knowing. I was able to help her out, fix an important problem before it caused any trouble, and she was incredibly thankful. It made me feel capable of trying again at least for that day. I got a lot of important things done with work, things like admitting to myself what I and others are doing wrong, and letting myself feel the stress that my
job demands, but there's so much that needs to be done and I'm still not the guy to master it all. It keeps getting better, and it's not like I haven't been growing, but it was the sensation of trying against a helpless goal again. The harder I try the more it hurts.

>>38714465
>vague response number 38714465

cool baens

very much literally me on the right

>>38713884

Like the guy on the left and the guy on the left looks like a cuck

>>38713884
So much in our lives is determined by a few millimetres. It's bullshit.

I don't know WHY the left one is attractive and the right one isn't, but it's obvious to any human. It's so fucking unfair.