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>>38716708
anyone of any race can be attractive, I think. plus I believe spics have the prettiest colored cocks.

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>>38716708
You are asking obese men to pretend to be women and comment on how sexy you are.

Honestly i just want attention i feel like everyone just prefers qt whites is all or asian i just feel like im doomed.

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>>38716695
>maga hat
Lmao that trumpanzee probably thought he was triggering dem libruhls

Damn those kids got some nice shoes.
Wouldrob/10

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>>38716695
>MAGA hat
>all those nice shoes
>kid not even trying to fight back
My sides are in orbit

a wheelie no, a blade runner yes

Yeah. Maybe then my legs would be bigger than my gf's.

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>>38716655
physically disabled like those two yes but nothing more like burn victims or paraplegics, really i just want someone to love me

None of you retards have the right to die. Go watch koi no katachi.

Because I'm a shitty person so I genuinely deserve it

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>>38716654
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>38716635
Because living is tiresome. I don't have any real goals that keep me going, I lack the passion, the spark. At least there's alcohol and 4chan to cope.
>>38716700
that too

>>38716631
Tfw no girlfriend at anytime in my life

>>38716631
tfw im a shrimp dink and a loser but i look passable to im only good for a giggle

>>38716631
who is that?

oh yeah this is original9k

>>38716617
Smile when others are smiling. Same for laughing. Learn to differentiate jokes from truth. Make eye contact, it has a mesmerizing effect, even if you're ugly

>>38716617
Fuck off you dumb fuck, I'd rock your ass

>>38716617
I figured that I would have to fake another personality if I were asked to take a personality test

>>38716582
Shave it off and accept it, anon. It's what I did.

>>38716811
>deleted

anon please I could use all the (You)s I can get right now.

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Curly hair's a bitch.

My Wife is fat and I love it

>>38716535
How fat are we talking here? Op image fat or just chubby?

>>38716566
340 Pounds of sexy woman, I was always attracted to big women

>>38716420
Ddon't give up anon...

>>38716420
>facebook frog
Fuck off cancer. You're killing the board.

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>>38716420
>all posting the facebook frog
What's wrong with our glorious leader pepe? Praise kek!

>>38716415
I know its bad but seriously

>>38716415
should I consider suiside?

You might have autism, OP.

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>>38716400
yeah sorry family, you don't stand a fuckin chance. find a girl who's not a whore. it DOES exist.

>>38716449
No way plus I've been a little bit of a slut myself

Both online and off

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>>38716483
you're going to say that and not post boipucci?

baka senpai

>>38716375
>getting a gf magically turns you into a normie
It doesn't work like that, by the end of the month you'll make another thread crying about how she broke up with you.

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>>38716441
oh shit, i was taking the meme too literally out of ironic optimism. idk senpai, i used to think like that but i think this time things are going to be different..

>>38716375
good luck, hopefully you don't need it

>>38716335
>turns out to be a little girl
what?

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>>38716335
>it's a pretend your animes are real episode

>>38716382
tell em robobro tell em

>>38716299
Tell a female she is a bad mother.
I've seen hard drug users flip the fuck out when you say they are bad moms.

Tell me my life has meaning and that i am not just mooching off my parents. that would make me livid.

>>38716764
Anon, he said normies!

>being grateful u spawned in u.s.a. out of all better places
kek

>>38716279
I'll work twice as hard as my mother ever has and I'll live with her forever.

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nANCY anD I fullxy suppprt this motion!!! ThE demoCRAPS wamt to destroy AMERICA!!!
Just walK into tHe store and say "I want to talk to the manager!" its so EASY to get a job!!

Are yop triggered SNOWFLAKES????

OK thats all Nancy anf I habe to go to bEd now praise JESUS and G_D bless AMERICA