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Does anyone else on this board share an intense desire to have Zaizen Tokiko hurt you really badly and enjoy it?
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>>38717803
I'm not too much into painplay but I really would like being a woman's bitch desu
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>>38717824
But would you be her slave?
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>>38717851
Absolutely! Especially if she puts me into chastity

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Anyone else here /noporn/ or trying to /noporn/?

It took a long time and a lot of failure but I'm finally at the point where I really don't have a desire to watch porn anymore. There's no superpowers and I'm still not getting laid, but my self-esteem is up and I'm a little more productive which are the main thing I wanted out of it. I also think regular women that I see out on the streets seem more attractive to me now, maybe because I have less to compare them to or something.

It is a little weird though. Sometimes I'll get really aroused or whatever and where I used to turn to porn as a shortcut to a quick orgasm, I can't do that anymore. I've actually tried to go back to it a couple of times recently out of boredom, but it's just uncomfortable. I was really into some degenerate stuff a while back, but none of that really turns me on anymore. It's like once I accepted that they were things I was into, I stopped being into them. On top of that, the normal big studio stuff just feels way over the top and overproduced to me, and the voyeurism of amateur porn makes me think about the people involved instead of the act itself.
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Been /noporn/ since forever and glad to not be a degenerate.
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jerking off is the only thing keeping me away from raping people
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>>38717773
Your dick got murdered. Rest in peace your dick.

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>the utter state of modern women
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those look like guy hands tho
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>>38717732
probably dad found his daughters list
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>>38717679
Thats made by a faggot

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My teen sister is a blonde hair, blue eyed beuty. How do I keep her away from nigger cock?
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your sister has nasty lip injections
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>>38717647
Talk to her about romance and relationships, and tell her that niggers are filthy animals and she'll be disowned if she ever dates a non-white.
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>>38717647
Fuck her ass and suck her cock

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social anxiety turns into schizoid
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So your body has turned completely away from society and made a fauls group within the psyche. What do the voices say?
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>>38717648
>thinking schizoid has anything to do with schizophrenia
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>>38717583
It's the other way around faggot, you can't get schizoid personality disorder.

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Autistic things you do:
>yell "RELOADING!" Whenever I change razor blades
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>>38717559
why are cuckservatives so cringe worthy?
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>>38717559
You stole that from the anon that changes our tp rolls faggoy. I'll post screencap later
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>>38717559
Pronunciate words with a japanese accents sometimes.

For example I'll say "POSTU" when clicking 'Post' in ten seconds when the cool down ends

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this is the best way to kill yourself

i would like to have a car but im too pathetic, im a 19yo neet without car license or car
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>>38717553
Really? Not the helium-CPAP mask contraption? Asphyxiation doesn't have to suck, anon.
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your too young OP 19 is too young an age to know for sure if you are doomed to the neet life or not
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Please don't OP. It wouldn't be proper to die at such a young age and I'd feel sad.

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America will be 40% white in 50 years. Life will get worse and worse. You cowards won't even take out the Negro menace while we have a 5 to 1 advantage.
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>>38717527
Progressive leftism has and will continue to destroy our world.
How do we stop this?
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>>38717608
We stand up and wage war on the minorities.
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>>38717527
niggers will be the least of our problems, it's the beaners who are growing at an alarming rate

>One shot at life
>ugly
>intp
>millennial

There is no worse than this
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>>38717499
Could be worse... you could be an INFP like me
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>>38717499
>Ugly
>intj
>manlet
>black
>no bbc

beat you
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I'm autistic enough to live as a NEET with autism bux. I hate normalfags and women so much that the loneliness barely even effects me. Feels so good.

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This is by far the best board. Everyome is so friendly and related to eachother. I doubt im ever going to leave this place since ive browsed r9k daily for maybe 2 weeks now.

Ive spent years on nothing but /b/ and /x/ but this place is the best. I unironically feel like you robots are my friends :)
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>>38717483
I'm glad, anon. You also seem like a nice guy
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>>38717483
This board truly is dead now.
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>>38717483
love you too friendoo

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>starting to think everything is demonic of the devil
>video games are all about killing music is all sex and drugs
>girls are whores people are ass holes
>everythings bad
>starting to feel like worshipping and being part of an evil lifestyle is why i keep running into whores shitty people having bad luck and a horrible life

i really cant shake this feeling but i remember my life has always been uncontrollably awful even when i was an innocent child
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>>38717465
you need god in your life senpai
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>>38717465
He who does not have the demonic seed within himself will never give birth to a magical world
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This is why I really want to start a cult. To find meaning in a collective group would make me so happy. I just want to have friends to hangout with on beautiful days like today.

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>tfw i make fake profiles on Tinder Badoo and OkCupid just to feel how its like to talk to other girls without beig rejected because of my ugly ass inbred face

On a scale of 0 to 10 how autistic am i?
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>>38717455
That's not autism. That's just sad.
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>>38717455
Post your face

Orignal
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>>38717540
I am "famous" amongst channers in my country so im ashamed to post here cuz maybe theres one who will recognize me.
But i look like this guy, but waay uglier with saggy cheeks. Im skinny btw.

And im not a kebab im brazilian.

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>"Anon, no ones looking! Quick, kiss me!
what do?
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I'd give it a little kissy!
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I would kiss its forhead and give it a nice pet.
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For something so buggy you have a great appetite for fish.

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Reasons why thin penises are superior

>It's easier to do anal with a thin dick
>with a thin dick you can get proper blowjobs (enjoy your toothjobs girthfags) and even get deepthroated
>you don't need as much foreplay to put it in, you can even do quickies

and much more...
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>>38717366
>and much more...

Go on
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You don't have to worry about pleasing women
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>>38717366
>tfw only 5.5" girth

>ywn live your teens / twenties pre-internet age
1995 here, what was it like oldfags? it seems comfy to me, like you would feel more in touch with your immediate surroundings and the people you encounter in daily life. like the world at large was big and mysterious and mostly out of reach.
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no oldfags?
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>>38717842
No, just BBC-worshipping millennials
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>>38717343
There's not much to say. It was a much better time in that people were much different. More real and no so judgemental and leaving your house was something you really looked forward to doing. Thinking back on it and comparing it to the way things are now, it's a night and day difference. Technology is far better these days but the people were far better back before the technology.

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