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Not really, but it's not unattractive either. It's weird, I'm an actual girl but traps are attractive to me. Not a lesbian though, I just don't think very masculine guys (bodybuilders, fat, etc) are attractive.

Fembot here(genetic girl,not a trap). I love submissive guys. I want to lock up all my orbiters then describe how chad fucked me while they buy my coffee the next morning.

>>38719408
Ok so be my gf now please?

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>mom found the cum combobulator

>>38718459
FBI fumbled thru the fat fetish file

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>uncle sam found the cumdiagram

>>38718433
>What've you got to lose, Champ?"

im embarrassed dad. what if my oneitis sees me?

This meme is funny.

And this comment is original.

Alright dad if you say so......

>>38718421
are you a homosexual person

>>38718421
>Southern california has the most beautiful scenery
>it also has some of the worst ghettos in the US

>>38718421
>no guys around
>just men
what?

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>fleas coming out of vag
AHHH OH GOD WTF
Srsly tho why do you have fleas coming out of yer clit

>>38718404
Probably krabs. Just wax and they'll leave you alone.

>>38718404
You hairy? Because fleas can't live on you otherwise. Just shave you dumb roastie.

Otherwise they're not fleas, something else.

>>38718403
be my gf then. its a start!

>>38718403
But then you would have a disgusting vagina.

Why would you want that? Dicks are much better.

>>38718403
Are you a man looking like a man or are you a trap

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>>38718342
This man is why I'll never get laid? If I duel him and defeat him will I get laid then?

>>38718369
You gotta level up first. Good luck.

>>38718342
>I can get laid because of normies that spent 2 days on /pol/
????????

Explain what you mean by that? You mean like using your cum as lube or something?

It's difficult because after I cum I can't get it up for like 30 minutes and at that point the cum pretty much dried up already. You can of course fap without an erection but there's just no pleasure in it and my dick gets really sensitive after I cum.

>>38718353
yeah using it as lube

>>38718362
i just ruin my orgasm. cum shoots out but you don't orgasm.

>>38718192
omegle is shit now, it's full of chads and "cute boys", even the good interest tags are overtaken by them. we can't even have our short internet chats with pretty girls now :(

omegle is dying i remember when it was like 35k on weekends. now we barely make 20k and it's all full of indians

>>38718396
what's wrong with Indians?

you've got some serious shit taste op. let me enlighten you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dm_5qWWDV8

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>>38718211
>Lyrics

>>38718211
>talks about bad taste
> likes muse

go eat a fork anon

yeah, even charlie sheen had a gnarly porn habit and he had mad pussy

>>38718100
>He made his own porn, from what I've read. photographs mostly
source?

Porn is my bad habit. It's my escape from emotional pain.

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>>38718100
I doubt it he was a pretty strange guy despite how people make him out to be.

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>leaves
>dies when you're 13

>>38718098
>it's another you've hit rock bottom but there's a drill digging even deeper episode

>>38718098
Louis cmon out you come

>>38718029
Okay it's painfully obvious who's behind this thread. No I will not consider your advice. I've heard it all a million trillion times and it doesn't fucking work.

>>38718029
Normalfags don't have to deal with the autism, OP. Get a grip.

>>38718089
/thread
Originino

>>38718013
>skinny, tall, light skinned black guy
>matched with a qt white girl on tinder 18 hours ago
>in her pictures there's a bunch of pictures of her hugging a tall, skinny, light skinned black guy
>he doesn't even look that good
What do I say to her? I might have a chance.

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>>38718013
bitch im not black fuck off

the fuck kinda outfit is that

women are such memes

Beating up homeless guys

non video games

>>38717981
Get a dirtbike and you'll be solid for the rest of your life