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>posts loli
Fuck you, kys. Pedo fuck.

>>38719857
Either of the first two, man. Don't do acid in a shit mindset, though.

>>38719904
This, acid is not something you wanna fuck with, I did three tabs after a bunch of shit happened ended up almost taking my life from the bad trip that lasted 18 hours, got checked into the ER where they to had to pump me full of valium. Worst trip I've had in over 6 years of dropping acid.

tortilla wraps & salsa

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>>38719826
>chipotle
>sushi, tuna
>iced green tea

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There's a popular local place that has great chicken strips. That's my go-to comfort food. Literally chicken tendies.

>>38719771
is this reddit?
OriginallanigirO

>>38719771
>Has a 10/10 attracted to him

Close, but not the most realistic there is.

>>38719868
>has anyone attracted to him
Completely off base

white girls and some black girls.

Honestly depends on what type of latino you are
black latino, white latino, metzio latino

Chainsaws, Pedro.

>>38720065
Mestizo, but I don't act like a cholo or anything like that.

>no driver's license
I got a driver's permit after failing the written test twice
>no job
I sometimes help my mom out with her business so she won't kick me out
>no college
just graduated high school, currently no plans to attend college
>no friends
I have three close friends with whom I hang out periodically, sometimes they bring along others
>no social media
I'd rather waste my time playing vidya
>virgin
Yep

>have that at least
>same
>dropped out
>same
>same
>same

kill me please

Same as you, but I'm not a loser because i don't want any of those things. If you're not good enough for a girl, you're at least good enough for Jesus.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQH2Kq1QXaI
Everything is changing
And there's nothing I can do
My world is turning pages
While I am just sitting here

Well, am I getting closer?
Will I ever get there?
Does it even matter?
Do I really need it?
Wish that I'd remember
And I'm on the outcome

>>38719597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90Cw4l-8NY

Normie in terms of popularity, but I really liek it and it resonates with me.

No Trend is the robot band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY79DYD2Y4o

if you bang your driving instructor id be impressed

just use your car to wait outside teenage nightclubs late at night, you will easily always pick up one or two 12 year olds looking for a dicking

>>38720175
W-what? That's kind of ducked up, what makes you say this?

>>38719465
Because I'd just try to fuck them.

>>38719465
I'm super """homophobic""" but I'd befriend anyone at this point.

>>38719465
Because I don't know any lesbians. They probably also don't like anything I like.

>>38719360
STOP! YOU REMIND ME TOO MUCH OF MYSELF.

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>>38719360
>have trouble getting to sleep
>take shot of vodka with a sleeping pill
>pray i don't wake up

Season 3 never ver

I haven't

https://soundcloud.com/ssj-chad-marco/chad-marco-the-santa-barbara-massacre-elliot-rodgers

>>38719331
Why do you think he's worth remembering?

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>>38719331
he's been replace by /ourguy(girl)/

Mentally ill people are always the most interesting, but relationships with them tend to be messy and difficult. Especially if you don't have experience.

>>38719218
>dating girls from r9k

Did you really think things would go any differently?

>>38719218
>I've recently started dating a girl I met on r9k.

Bait, try again, my guy. Think about your actions before executing it.

Faggy cider

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>>38719157
all of it, really

phenibut sleep walker shot

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>>38719137
You're right.
Ignore all roastwhores.
Also, le "ugly girl lives suck xd" meme is a bad example.
An ugly girl has the life difficulty of that of an average man.

>>38719137
>"ugly girls totally don't also go for Chad" post no. 9824589345234
Hang yourself.

>>38719137
there aren't any girls that ugly

>>38719064
I know you don't want to hear the "smoking kills" shit so I'll cut right to the chase. I've smoked about 100 cigarettes approximately or about 5 packs until I got bored of it. I tried out a couple brands and to be honest the best menthols I tried were Camel Crush menthol (green box), Marlboro smooth (however the extremely minty flavor was blown out of proportion by over exaggeration on youtube however was pretty decent), eagle 100s (green box) and Pall Mall menthol (green box) these are all ones that I've tried. My favorite was pall mall menthol and camel crush menthol. Pall mall lasts the longest. You should also look into american spirits (never tried the menthols but there is a light one and strong one and they're kinda expensive

>>38719064
Quit while it's still easy.

>>38719208
I don't like the strong ones, burns my throat.
Anyways, I figure the light ones don't do much damage since they don't get you as dizzy.

Can you tell me the prices, the ones here cost at most 3 dollars.

Also, thanks for the info, literally screen shotted.
>>38719230
Dude I'm not gonna get addicted, the most I've smoked in a a day was 6.

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>>38719032
I-its not???
Original

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>>38719032
I remember when I discovered that....
I was 16.

>>38719032
My cum rag smells like sugar cookies desu