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You did a good person wrong.

You should suffer for it.

Suffer and die.
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>>38720174
I plan on making amends for it, rather than doing any of that
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Wow this really plays to my guilty conscience.
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>>38720174
You are lying and I don't believe you.

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>cute and young girls doing porn for 300 dollars and then crying because ur family knows u are a slut
kek

the guys of girlsdoporn are true alphas, fucking cute girls for 300 shitty dolars
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>>38720110
lmao, post more OP? also, who's the girl.
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>>38720110
>karma
confirmed normie idiot
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>>38720110

>Gets exposed for doing porn
>I hope karma gets you

What a dumb bitch

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I hate women
I hate men
I hate men pretending to be women
If you're reading this I probably hate you too
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>>38720107
That's a nice teenage girl's twitter bio you got there OP.
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>>38720107
wow fuck you too bitch
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>>38720107
I can't hate you when you express yourself through such cute anime girls

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>work with qt pi coworker
>she's nice to me
>I think I've finally struck luck
>ask her to eat lunch with me one day
>she agrees
>we eat and talk
>I spend the rest of the day thinking that we're practically going out
>god I'm so happy
>I finally did it
>overhear her talking to another coworker
>she says she feels bad for me because no one talks to me
>laughs and says she hopes by acting nice to me, I won't shoot up the office
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>>38720097
If you kill her, I swear to fucking Kek that I will find a way to get on your jury and will nullify.
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>>38720097
You poor retard. That's why you don't pursue relationships. Kek, are you a monkey??!?
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>>38720097
Lol, you're fucking retarded. Jesus Christ. How many times do you have to read this shit on here before believing it? I guess most people I've it a shot. I know I did, but that was one mistake and I'm not making it again. I wish I listened back then. The only thing you can do now is learn, move on, and try to help other robots to not make the same mistake

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I finally got laid the other night and broke a year+ long dry streak. I wasn't a virgin, but I haven't had sex since high school and those experiences were very awkward and unenjoyable for me so I practically considered myself a virgin up until now.

Let me tell you that sex is the most OVERRATED thing in the fucking world. I still feel like the same loser I did before it happened and I likely will. I'm still lonely, depressed, and empty inside. Sex solves nothing and doesn't even feel much better than masturbating.

No, I'm not trying to b8 or troll. I've been posting on here for a while and always considered myself a cyborg. I just want you to know that your virginity is the least of your problems.
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how hot was she?

I hate it when fags fuck a fat drunk slut at a party with a condom and claim sex is overrated
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>>38720144
Solid 7 out of 10. Blonde girl with beautiful blue eyes. Average tits, fat ass, nice legs. Good, tight pussy. Maybe a little trashy looking despite all that but in kind of a hot way. She's like the second or third hottest girl I've ever done anything with I'd say.
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cyborg was a joke meant to mock normies like you who try so hard to connect and relate to robots due to your insane validation complexes and need to be in some social group. shut the fuck up, you know nothing of our struggles at all.

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>tfw no longer depressed
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>>38720052
Why is that a bad thing...?
What's so bad about feeling something else?
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>>38720075
its bad because now you dont know where you are enymore, in my experience wich is still ongoing i stopped feeling depressed about 4 months agoe and i dont know what to do i went from feeling sad and suicidal to ...... Nothing...... you know what ppl say feeling pain is better then feeling nothing at all
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>>38720293
if you're feeling nothing than it sounds like you're still depressed, anon, just in a different way than you were before.

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(ramadan style).
So /r9k/ as you may remember I'm on the following regimen:

>no eating before nighttime
>no sugar or sugary drinks
>lots of coffee
>lots of water
>ONE meal: meat+veggie/fruit+sweet/icecream or carbs

Started roughly 10-12 days ago and already lost quite a bit of weight.
I can wear a size smaller clothes already, gut is less visible, face fat visibly dimished already.
..........................................................................
Here's 3 standard meals from this week off the top of my head:

a)snitzel, few fries, half a banana, one icecream(200kcal one)
b)a frozen pizza, grapes, snackbar(149kcal one)
c)ground meat, rapini, grapes, snackbar (200kcal)

That's it. I don't eat anything else.
Always eat 4-5 hours before sleep also.
I don't do any exercise bc too lazy but tried to be more active, less stationary, did some chores, went places, etc.

It's really easy and it sorta boils down to stop eating shit and having only a single course meal (1000-1200kcal roughly) every day.

Fatasses you have NO EXCUSE
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why is no one caring :(
Last thread had a healthy discussion going on
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>>38720043
I've been back to my routine for a few months of : bowl of soup @ 11am, bowl of rice @ 4pm, black coffee throughout the day
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Im listing man tell me about a diet that will work for me

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Can we get a legitimate dating advice thread? Im below average in looks and have a minimum wage job. Im 22 years old. where can i potentially meet women?
please help
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>>38720032
By getting a better job, Champ. And it's as easy as walking in there, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you wanna work for their company. Can't get any simpler than that, Slugger.
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>>38720032
>Im below average in looks and have a minimum wage job.

Pornhub
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>>38720057
I live in the shit part of town and i see methheads with gfs? -_-

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>just finished fucking my ass with a plunger stick lubed by my sister's coconut oil
who /BEYOND SALVATION/ here
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>>38720013
consider suicide you fucking degenerate
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>>38720013
Cute
warsenjH
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>>38720013
I used to use a plunger stick before I bought big thick dildos.

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In your own experiences, will a girl typically break up with you over a date or would they just outright do it
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>>38719999
They'll just do it. No point putting you through the emotional rollercoaster of a date breakup.

Nowadays a lot of people do it over the phone.
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>>38720039
ok so when the girl I've dated says "i want to talk about when I head back to school over lunch" that's not necessarily a breakup and could be anything?
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>>38719999
CHECKED

They usually have the decency to do it in person but not on a date. What the fuck would be the point of that?

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>older sister keeps bursting into my room trying to catch me masturbating as a "joke" after I hinted I masturbated

What if she catches me? The lock on my door is very poor, one big twist and the door opens.
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Grab her, throw her on your bed and give her the deep dicking she obviously craves.
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>>38719995
She wants to catch you, and you should let her. Don't ruin this for me
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>>38719995
Masturbate in the bathroom. If you need to be at the computer for porn you're a degenerate and deserve it.

However, pretty sure there's nothing she can do to you if she catches you masturbating, its just natural.

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>HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK AT ANON'S TINY DICK!!!!!

What do?
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*whispers*

Let the bodies hit the floorx3
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>>38719992
Fuck off! I did it for world peace.
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>>38719992
get fucking rock solid since i get off to humiliation

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NEET Squad Omega, come in NEET Squad Omega. Our intel says we got a Chad Battalion a few clicks west of your position. Do you require backup?
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>>38719981
We might need some more tendies if we interact with them and get into a atrocious long battle
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>>38719981
Yeah can you NEETard assholes stop getting your daily haircuts and haul ass? Chad is squashing our men between his shapely pecs.
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>>38719981
It's "klicks", not "clicks", retard.

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Who is you favourite serial killer? Why do you like serial killers/mass murderers?
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Ted bundy / hot as fuck
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>>38719978
Toy box killer and Andrei Chikatilo
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>>38719978
Is that the "vampire" murderer?

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Does he deserve Melania? (rhetorical question btw, obviously he doesn't.
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>>38719903
I'm sure she would give you 3.5 billion reasons to go fuck yourself.
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>>38719903
He's rich as fuck and tall, he could have easily done better. Melania kind of looks like a spooky puppet.
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>one of the most successful people alive

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