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should I even bother losing weight and getting in shape if Im a full blown Robotic NEET?
or should I just continue to eat fast food twice a day, usually mcdonnies twice.
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>>38723772
Yup, you should.
Even if you're ugly as sin and can't talk to other people, being fit will make you feel a little less like shit.
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>>38723772
You'll save money by eating healthier. I know veganism is a meme but there a lot of benefits to going on a plant based diet where the main calorie source is whole grain carbs. Add some greens to every meal (frozen is cheap), a couple pieces of fruit like bananas, plenty of water. You'll lose weight without stepping foot in a gym (though cardio will help), and you'll clean out your arteries. Avoid oil and fatty stuff like nuts. Beans are very healthy and filling too
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>>38723772
GET FIT TO BEAT UP CHAD!!
How is nobody else doing this? I mean it sucks that I'll never have the chad lifestyle, but it feelt at least somewhat good that I could beat him.
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Do all women play mind games with men? I see it in my mom and other women with significant others.
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No because we ignore them hahaha
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it's all they have. no redeeming qualities so they fuck with your head.
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>>38723726
Or do they ignore us?
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Be honest Robots, when was the last time you had a meaningful interaction with someone else?
No, internet/vidya doesn't count.
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>>38723714
Last December
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>>38723714
Can't remember. Why would anyone have any sort of meaningful interaction with me?
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>>38723714
one week ago.
jk it was one hour long talk with my therapist KEK.
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>tfw fucked my best friends wife
this is not good bro's, what the fuck am i going to do if he finds out?
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>>38723688
Fuck him too.
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>>38723688
Can you green text the story? I'm bored as fuck
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>>38723688
You can start by offing yourself for betraying your friend.
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Is there a term for a guy who's not a Chad or Incel that flies under the radar, swoops in when Chad's back is turned, and fucks his bitch before running away? Like not traditionally macho but just acts opportunistically?
Alpha males are predators, beta males are herbivores, and this last guy is a scavenger.
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>>38723586
Let's call him Larry.
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>>38723586
its called being a normie
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>>38723619
Can't be. 20% of what you call normies are alphas, and the other 80% are obedient betas who patiently wait their turn for used up pussy.
/r9k/ is omega (untouchable)
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>tfw on some obscure corner of YouTube you are documenting your every thought so that future generations can understand what life is like for a social failure and genetic aberration in the early 21st century
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the supreme gentlemen himself already did this, read My Twisted World, unless you can match that, why bother
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>>38723585
No one will find it unless you go out with a bang.
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People already don't tend to care about "social failure and genetic aberration" for the most part, not even in an anthropological sort of way tho
why the fuck am i so attracted to shit like guys seeing a girl naked on accident or a seeing a chicks nude without the girls consent?
the only thing i fap to is nude self shots. I have no idea what to do id die if that happened to a girl i loved.
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If you could choose any power would it be invincibility?
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>>38723607
yes
I want to see my neighbour in the shower
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>>38723607
no its more like thinking of other people doing it to my girl like a weird cuck thing just people fapping to her
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GAS THE NAMEFAGS NOW!
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That's pretty fucking rude dude
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>>38723547
AGREED
i can't even fit in around here, let alone irl.
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why do you care if someone posts non-anonymously? I don't see any difference. At all.
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You go to the grocery store and head for the checkout. There are four checkout lanes, three are self checkouts which you plan to use.
Lane 1
Cute cashier and the lane is empty. She smiling as if she wants you to come over, but she's chatty today. Will probably hold you longer than you need
Lane 2
Guy in his mid 50's. Knows how self checkout works. He just wants to get out of there, however it looks like he's planning for apocalypse and has two full grocery carts.
Lane 3
Two old penny pinching jews. Only a couple items but they have lots of coupons and will call the attendant over to question the price of every item they ring. They also have no idea how self checkout works. They will insist and trying to figure it out themselves than have the attendant show or help them.
Lane 4
Two sheeboon niggers. They only have two items but they're both on their phone talking some nigger babble. They could breeze through at any moment and clear the lane up, but figuring out "Who a ho?" is important.
Which one do you pick?
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It's always lane one and she's never as nice or talkative with me as she is with the person in front of me.
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the cute girl is just doing her job. she has no interest in you. the company wants a friendly social worker. it brings back customers.
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Lane one. I can handle small talk better than I can handle waiting for shitheads taking linetoo long in line
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I can't forget you, though, I don't love you. I miss you, though we never really were friends. I just want the time back, when things were better for me.
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ill always love you forever. everyday ill love you more and more each day. i love you even if you dont love me back.
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i don't want these feelings in my life anymore
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>tfw she has a common name
>tfw hear her name all the time but referring to other girls
>tfw can't stop comparing these girls to her
>tfw no girl will ever compare to her
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>just get a tinder bro you'll be swimming in pussy.
>get a good haircut
>get nice clothes
>take good photos and ensure i have the best photographic angles
>take three really great pictures
>get two stacies that ignore me, fucking landwhales, and bots
fucking bullshit tinder
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>>38723488
You can't be that bad looking. Post your tinder pics
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>>38723488
so you guys can dox me? how would i make sure you can't
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>>38723557
Time to get roasted for being black.
>tfw you have potential in being a stepfather but don't want to be responsible for children that aren't yours
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>>38723463
What's the matter? Can't handle a strong woman who knows what she wants? What a loser.
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>>38723514
I don't care about that, but I would want to have my own kids.
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Taking care of another man's child? That's even worse than a cuck if you ask me.
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>b-b-but Chad has blue eyes, why are mine brown, fuck my genetics!
>ugh, why was I born with this fucked up receding chin, fuck you Chad!
Instead of bitching at Chad, why not try biokinesis and just change your damn genetics then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DwCgd60wuU
You want blue eyes? Work at it. You want a manly chin? Work at it. You want a slimmer nose? Work at it. Biokinesis can give you what you desire.
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>>>>>>>>>>>biokenises
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>>38723441
HMMM THIS LOOKS SHOPPED
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>>38723459
You can make fun of it and wallow in misery at having brown eyes, I'll be enjoying my green reptile eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHqKsws74O4
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When Chad makes rap music about beating women up, pimping them, playing them, choking them, and killing them in ditches all the women flock to him. When I preach about how we should treat women equally girls call me creep. What gives?
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Women want a rush of excitement, they do not care about a nice guy. Every woman knows nice guys are thirsty and get played all the time, so nothing exciting about nice guys. Women know the bad guy doesn't need them, is self centered, is always achieving something they can't, and has a strong sexual value, women will always choose the bad guy subconsciously, even if she was with a nice guy, even married to him, she will still and always desire the bad guy.
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because you're a fucking fag
Women are naturally subservient, they don't want a guy who treats them like an equal.
Nobody wants this
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>>38723445
all women want is a cute face. they dont care if you're nice, a bad boy, suicidal, democrat, republican. just have a cute face. no woman wants to wake up next to a guy with an ugly face.
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how would you react if you found out that you and one other person were the only 2 people posting on this board and the other person was just samefagging behind different IPs this entire time?
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>>38723281
What if the statement you are saying is true?
There is no way to prove that you are wrong
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>>38723281
If they were a female I'd marry them.
Obviously meant to be.
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>>38723295
because ive met people off of here and they were fucking different lol