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>>38724858
>what are boobs and ass to men.

For every shitpost on 4chan, do 20 situps, and you will look much better.

God damn, I hate this wojak so much. I collect wojaks and I have a folder of over 200 wojaks already, but this one I refuse to save. I just hate it so much. It's so off-putting. The stupid expression he makes. The blood running from his eyes. The veins. The pink skin. The red eyes. Urgh, I hate it all so much. Every time I see this wojak, I get physically upset. I want to take this wojak and brutally murder him. I want to stomp his skull until those veins pop out of his head. I want to squeeze those eyes until there's even more blood escaping them. I want to take this wojak and I want to break every bone in his body. I want to chain him up and laugh as he pleas for freedom. I want to burn his skin and listen to his squeals of agony. I want to take this wojak and tie him limb by limb to different moving objects, then watch as his limps are pulled apart from his body. Then I will take them and freeze them in my fridge. I will wait a few days then take them out. Then I will cook them alongside some soup. As I eat the soup, I will laugh. Ha ha. Ha ha. That is how much I hate this wojak

>>38724770
essentially they are no different from white girls, at least the asian american ones.

>>38724770
they make really fake sex noises. worse than white girls

>>38724770
They're just like any other brand of women. They just have smaller pussy-holes

>>38724736
For starters, you think Conan O'Brien is funny so you must not be very clever

>>38724736
Bang any sloots?

>>38724782
Conan is by far the most naturally funny of all the late night hacks

>>38724729
Bumping this because no one fucking appreciates my fantasies.

Are you telling me I am the only one on this board who wants to be Amish?

>>38724856
Fuck being Amish. My internet access is more important to me than cosplaying as a fucking peasant

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>>38724729
REPLY TO THE FUCKING THREAD

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ROBOT WHO WISHES HE WAS BORN AMISH

WHO WISHES HIS GENES WERE THE SAME AS THE GERMANS WHO MIGRATES TO THE USA AND CALLED THEMSELVES THE AMISH

IT'S AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB THAT I WISH I WAS A PART OF BUT I CAN NEVER JOIN

NO ONE ELSE IS DEVASTATED?

i heard testicle torsion is pretty painful
bullet ant bite as well

I had a kidney stone once I guess those are notoriously bad. I dragged myself to my air conditioner and was paralyzed in pain and sweating buckets. Couldn't call 911 because all I could do was tremble. I lost consciousness intermittently and the perception of time was no longer a thing.

Getting rid of a healthy adult tooth with no anesthesia

Ya bb I lik ur pucci I put my dik in yur boobz. Poo in the loo

>>38724602
You smell like a fish market.

>>38724602
*breathes in * HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

sue for an easy supply of neetbux.

>>38724591
It was for the best
Clubs sucks and you would by crying in the morning

>>38724633
to be honest, I don't even know why I forced myself to go
I guess I thought my hatred for clubs would fade away and I would start to have fun...

>>38724558
what are your interests opie

maybe we could be friends

>>38724890
Screenwriting, writing in general. Film, film making, photographer kinda, comics, browsing the internet endlessly

Can someone steam video on YouTube for us to watch together.

>>38724534
Go already. Stop making the same god damn thread every day. If you don't wanna go to China then get a room with your tranny bf already.

I find newfag copypasta like this incredibly cute

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We've been over this a million times, Champ: It's for your own good. Remember to greet your grandparents by bowing to them and giving them a firm handshake.

Not yet, another couple of years.

>>38724504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEFyhO9dyvE
This you?

>>38724560
No I have a "girlfriend" and not that desperatew and sick.

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>>38724452
>Who else here realized that they have an "autist behavior"?
Probably like 90% of the posters here. I basically read like the checklist.

>>38724452
I am autistic and I will do this although for different reason. The issue for me is audible language comprehension. There is nothing wrong with my hearing but when listening to people speak I have difficulty separating syllables. I'll get most of what is said but there will be some bits that get mushed. I heard sound but brain didn't register a recognizable word. So I may ask people to repeat themselves once or twice. In order to help with this problem I learned to lip read. I can see the syllable separation in the lip movements even if I didn't hear it, as such.

For things like movies I need to have subtitles on otherwise I'll miss at least a quarter of the dialogue.

>>38724452
I also have trouble with eye contact. It feels extremely personal and I can't handle that. But staring directly at someones mouth is weird and people can tell.

>>38724424
why do we have prostates ? they server no function

>>38724586
it has muscles that move your spunk

>>38724586
The prostate is what makes the seminal fluid that mixes with sperm to make semen, have you ever taken sex ed?

>>38724390
How did you accomplish such a feat? I've been wanting to try it

>>38724488
Not OP, but I get sexually excited by swimming naked in the ocean when no one is around.

Went into the water, took off my togs, and within 30 seconds I came. All this without getting an erection.

Have repeated it on three occasions, but been years since so might not work any more.

>>38724390
What is x?
2(30-x*10) = -280

Nope. Stay dafuq outta those places.

Only if you fancy the smell of sperm that hundreds of gays ejaculate on the floors and walls every night

>>38724316
Stop.
Stop taunting me. Stop rubbing it in my face that we aren't together anymore.
STOP FUCKING HURTING ME OP YOU SADISTIC FUCKING SHIT

>>38724286
not sure what that means but okay

>>38724286
does it get better eventually

>>38724286
oh sonic totem, will it ever work out? pls respond