Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1517. page

i care for you a lot. you need to pick up the phone and call someone, anybody.
you aren't trapped it's going to get better. I haven't given up on you yet.

>>38725865
I've heard that one before

>>38725865
empty statements and promises you're in no position to make.

>>38725780
if you do some deep self reflection, you'll realize what you need to do to improve your situation. then you need the determination and discipline to get it done. there might not be success at the end but at least you tried. wha you might get is some pats on the head and worthless sympathy from anons but that isn't what will help you. what you need is to grab your fucking balls and stop being a pussy. there are no dragons to slay and damsels to save but there are still opportunities in life to be courageous. find the courage to live your fucking life or find the courage to end it.

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Are you trying to make me mad? I bet your one of those kids who got to visit there family in Japan every year FUUUCKCK YOU

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>>38725720
Why would you want to do anything else?
Have fun in Japan, anon

>>38725720
What city, I'm living in Japan for the next couple months and if you're by me you can go this party that's happening tonight at 7

>>38725710
I moved out when I was 23. That isn't late or early

We talking about what society thinks or how we personally feel. I'm 26 and live with my parents.

>>38725770
Personally will be nice. I'm pretty sure it's considered to be embarrassing in society.

>>38725703
I'm 5'4 and toned. I will volunteer as tribute.

>>38725756
Fuck off, orbit gatherer

>>38725782
I will date anyone who will kick your stupid ass

>>38725694
u sound like you smell bad

If you really are what you claim, then you have to understand that you're in he absolute bottom tier of females, whereas the males complaining about women are very often average, even above average males. They don't claim that 100% of females get dicked by Chad, thy claim that most would like to if they could, and many do.

You could easily work on your hygiene which according to you is you major issue. You're ugly inside, though, for coming here to r9k and expressing your self-pity and narcissism on the one place below average males have to air their grievances.

I'd bang you and I don't even know what you look like. As long as you're biologically female, I'd bang you. I'm a completely average man.

What I mean by this is, GTFO.

>>38725660
>be me
>be scared

>>38725660
get on my knees and suck her cock. Beg her to give it to me and dominate me like the fucking STUD she is.

I'd be actually pretty scared tbqhwyf

>>38725659
I-I-I bet you're a cutie, anon, want to be my bff?

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>>38725659
Or even better, why couldn't *you* have won out of the genetic lottery and be very attractive?

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>>38725659
>you will never impregnate a lesbian who needs your seed to have kids
>you will never do it the all natural way

Why even bother getting up in the morning?

Don't give up!!

good luck, fellow robot.

>>38725580
Kind of my 2013 too
>winter: broke as hell and flunking college
>spring: got the worst job ever and failed yet another semester
>summer: parents hate me staying at their place and never leaving my room
>autumn: got better job but my car started to break-down
>winter: passed a semester of college but my car was making me broke af again

2014 was excellent though, so maybe your turn around year is soon OP

>>38725580
Why does your brother want you out?
Is it because you're not paying your part or some shit?

>>38725577
no one cares nor does it matter

if yu cant to cry about it like a bitch go to wizardchan

I wish somebody would do a scientific study on how many people who are virgins at 25 are still virgins at 30, 35, 40, etc. I want to know what r9k's attrition rate is.

>>38725577
Yep.
31 year old virgin/never had a gf/never even talked to a girl here.
At this point I'm just so socially handicapped to have any idea how to even approach or talk to a woman so I've pretty much given up. Not that I've become asexual or never wanting a relationship, but I've essentially put it in the same category as winning the lottery or exploring intergalactic space - cool if it happens, but not keeping me up at night anymore because I know it's too unrealistic anyway.

How do you know how well endowed your 16 year old brother is

>well endowed

How do you know this?

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>>38725370
>How and why the fuck does this happen?
Fucking genetics. The most bullshit thing about our existence is that something completely outside our control determines what essentially we'll be like.

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>>38725344
Make the same thread on /r9k/ 5000 times.

>>38725366
I already tried dating a robot and he was prison gay and not actually interested in me

>>38725395
What does that mean? Aren't you looking for a gay boy?

>>38725315
Name: Nigger
Job: Prostitute

>>38725315
his name is fag0tou and he chops his dick off then puts it up his ass

>>38725553
roll again I guess

post penis. If not 7', I will not date you

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>>38725338
>post penis
no thanks

Post boipussi

if not feminine will not date.

>>38725281
im scared she will say yes, then i'd have to commit and spend the rest of my life with her.

>>38725450
Fucking this. As soon as I asked this girl out I fucking regretted it. It meant I had to change my whole life. The thing is, it probably didn't mean I had to change much at all. It was my insecurity and anxiety that got the better of me and guess what, we broke up within two weeks.

Nobody that isn't a normie should be trying to be in a relationship. Leave it to the normies. It's only going to end in tears.

I literally did about an hour ago.
gonna go see her next weekend
:3

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>>38725278
Plus /pol/ scapegoats all of their problems on
>Muh Jews!!!!!

>>38725278
>complaining about normies outside of /r9k/
lel stay mad

because they actively recruited all of facebook and reddit onto the board